We interrupt our usual POV Friday’s for a video of Vikki Mother Fucking Blows showing her tits, and rocking my balls.

Yup, two Brits two days in a row.

Thanks, Front Army, for continuing to be awesome, and giving me boners on this lovely Friday.

Mornin’ to you, sirs. Hope you’re all feelin’ jolly good today.

I was watching videos of a few birds squirting all over their knickers, when I ran across Wild Anna. Blimey, I nearly spit out my bloody tea and biscuits all over over the yard when I spotted this

Bloody hell! She’s fucking fit, isn’t she?

I can’t believe I haven’t seen this girl give herself a proper fuck.

Christ, I think I found a new love.

(And, if you can’t tell, she’s British)

I know, posting Met Art girls is boring and dumb, but I literally cannot stop beating to this chick. I don’t know what it is about Loreen A that drives my dick so crazy, but damn she’s hot.

My dick is like a zombie when I see Loreen A. It knows what it wants, it will do anything to get it, and the only way to stop it is to cut of its head.

I seriously want to mail order the shit out of Loreen A.

You know how much I love Daisy Marie?

I love her so much I want to dip my chips in her juicy queso.

Let’s do another one…
I love her so much I want to cover Daisy’s chicken enchilada with my sour cream sauce.

Wait… one more!
I love her so much… I want to bury my camarones all up in her a la diabla… ALL UP IN IT!

Aye dios mother fucking Mio, Daisy Marie…

And, honestly, why wouldn’t she fuck a bear? If you think about it, bears should have big cocks, right?

Honestly, never in my life have I been so jealous of a bear.

OK, that’s not true, I get jealous every time Pooh puts his hands in the honeypot (and, that’s not even a metaphor)…

Furries for Life!

Ah shit, mother fuckers, we get a double team POV scene today.
Let me just say, there is no fucking chance I could last 16 minutes while getting head from these two chicks. Like, if I walk into a room with kittens being slaughter after someone punched me in the mouth repeatedly for 10 minutes, I’d still blow my load all over these ho’s in about 3 minutes.

Penny Flame is the perfect kind of crazy. You know, the kind that sucks dicks like it’s her last meal.
And, Sandra Romain, well, she loves the cock.

When you’re looking for your next girlfriend ask her one thing, “Do you love the cock?”

If she says, then she’s a keeper. You don’t have to ask if she’s crazy. Trust me, she is.
That’s wisdom, bitches.

She’s not naked, but damned if I haven’t beat to this video 3 times already (this morning).

Sorry, but Miranda Kerr is the hottest girl alive, and we salute you (with our erections).

If you can’t fire one off to this video, then you need to retire your dick.
Seriously, just hang it up.

Fine, here’s a few nudes of her!

I’m beginning to love Friday’s, thanks to blowjobs.

But, I don’t have anything witty to say. I guess you should just beat off now.

(If LeBron comes on here and makes a decision, I’m going to be pissed.)

Not that I didn’t love the flat chested Micah Moore, because there’s something to be said about a chick with little tatty’s, but I’d be lying if I said I didn’t love the fake tattyed (grammatically correct) Micah a bit more.

You might remember a time when Micah looked like THIS.

That’s fine, I still beat off like a like 13 year old how just got his hands on his grandpa’s Playboys to her.

But now? Well, not I’m beating off to her like a 13 year old who looked out his window and saw Ms. Rachel taking a shower next door.

What the fuck am I talking about? Just enjoy… and fine more of Micah at Innocent High.

The first time I saw Violet Erotica, I had the same reaction as the Double Rainbow guy. I was shocked, excited, broke down in tears, questioned life, beat off like no tomorrow and finally weeping while beating.

Life rules.

Right, back to Violet. You can catch her doing dirty things on webcam over at OnHerCam, or head over to her site VioletErotica.com.