Leave it to our friends over at Fleshbot to find this crazy japanese site. You can buy anything from a bendable penis pen to a Bill Clinton hard-on pen. Working in Japan must be so fun. When stuff like this is normal gag gift stuff. Can you imagine what they pull out at a sex party. A robot that shoots cum out of tentacles that also breakdances. That’s what I imagine anyway. I guess they’d just bring the real Bill Clinton and make it a swinger party. Either way this stuff is crazy and I want a “PoundaGirl Pen”
Here’s what Violet Had to say about it: It’s gotten to the point that few people I know have the need for pens or pen cups on their desks, but if a friend, say, had a need for such quaint antiquated items I would surely point them toward this bizarre collection of sex-related office supply novelties. Who wouldn’t, after all, derive delight from storing their pen in “Mr. Old Butt” or spend several glassy-eyed, on-the-clock hours clicking giant plastic penises into distended plastic vaginas mounted at the end of your ball point? No one, that’s who. Thankfully, the site also provides helpful gifs that demonstrate the alien artifacts in action, in case your imagination is somehow blasted into oblivion contemplating the Clinton penis pen(s)
Crazy Japanese Office Supplies
It’s not every day you see something or someone that stops you in your tracks. Well today…it was this picture of this amazing ass. Seriously…have you ever seen a more round…squeeze me harder…spank me like that…type ass? I didn’t think so. So after exploring a little more I end up on the greatest gallery. Five hot chicks…Three Asian…One Ebony…and a Latina that just screams “I’m a slut and want cum in my mouth” At least that’s what she says to me when i look at the picture. All playing soccer and end up naked fucking and sucking some young hunk’s huge cock.
So i’m sure they all ended up with turf burns, but if you were this guy…i promise. You wouldn’t give a fuck.
Pictures of Hot Ethnic Girls Playing Soccer Naked
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We’ve all done it. That hot ass young girl walks by wearing a skirt that you can see her ass cheeks hanging out, and even though she’s wearing a backpack. You think to yourself “I wonder if she’s legal?” Well, lucky for you pornzio knows where to look for the hottest young barely legal sluts on the internet. Our friends at braincash know what’s going on and how to recruit these hot young sluts that just turned 18 but are already ready to fuck and suck as you wish.
I mean just check out these sexy cum hungry teens:
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We all know how a porn movie flows. Chicks sitting there. The guy comes in. They go at it. He Cums on her face. The end. Now here’s what I’ve noticed about today’s porn. There is never a question about wether or not he’s going to cum on her face. No. The question is this. And this…my friends…is the only thing that you’re not quite certain about when you’re watching a porn. Is she going to show you all the cum in her mouth…swallow it…and then show you like a proud dog that just went to fetch her bone. Or…will she do the…I really don’t want to swallow this…so to be sexy I’ll spit it out of my mouth and let it run down my face…which has become oh so common. Seriously…give it a try. Next time you’re watching a porn and it gets to the cum scene…since you know you’ve already jacked off and came…and now you’re just watching cause you have nothing else to do. Make a prediction on which it will be.
Now that I think of it. That sounds like a great drinking game. Get a group of people on one side of the room that are for swallow. Another group for spit. And when spit happens…swallow drinks. And vice versus. And you both drink when neither happens…and he cums on her tits…or if it’s peter north…he shoots over her head. I’m a genius.
To swallow…or not to swallow…that is the question.
We’ve been in the porn industry for a number of years now…and I’d like to think that we’ve seen enough porn to know what’s quality and what’s crap. And since this was pornzio’s first blog post…I didn’t want to leave any member of our team out…so I decided that this first post will be Pornzio Crew’s Favorite Porn Sites. Now we all have different taste in porn. For me it’s asian…for others it’s…lesbian…broadband videos…boobs…and C’s favorite…teen anal fucking. But one thing that we all care about is quality porn. Which is the goal of this porn blog. We will be posting links and pictures of only the best porn we find online. And since we work in porn everyday…there will be a ton of free porn on this blog everyday. So…this is just the start. Enjoy Pornzio’s Free Porn:
I love me some asian beaver
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We all love a Cumfiesta party
Is there such thing as too much tits…..NO!
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