We all know how a porn movie flows. Chicks sitting there. The guy comes in. They go at it. He Cums on her face. The end. Now here’s what I’ve noticed about today’s porn. There is never a question about wether or not he’s going to cum on her face. No. The question is this. And this…my friends…is the only thing that you’re not quite certain about when you’re watching a porn. Is she going to show you all the cum in her mouth…swallow it…and then show you like a proud dog that just went to fetch her bone. Or…will she do the…I really don’t want to swallow this…so to be sexy I’ll spit it out of my mouth and let it run down my face…which has become oh so common. Seriously…give it a try. Next time you’re watching a porn and it gets to the cum scene…since you know you’ve already jacked off and came…and now you’re just watching cause you have nothing else to do. Make a prediction on which it will be.

Now that I think of it. That sounds like a great drinking game. Get a group of people on one side of the room that are for swallow. Another group for spit. And when spit happens…swallow drinks. And vice versus. And you both drink when neither happens…and he cums on her tits…or if it’s peter north…he shoots over her head. I’m a genius.

To swallow…or not to swallow…that is the question.