Leave it to our friends over at Fleshbot to find this crazy japanese site. You can buy anything from a bendable penis pen to a Bill Clinton hard-on pen. Working in Japan must be so fun. When stuff like this is normal gag gift stuff. Can you imagine what they pull out at a sex party. A robot that shoots cum out of tentacles that also breakdances. That’s what I imagine anyway. I guess they’d just bring the real Bill Clinton and make it a swinger party. Either way this stuff is crazy and I want a “PoundaGirl Pen”

Here’s what Violet Had to say about it: It’s gotten to the point that few people I know have the need for pens or pen cups on their desks, but if a friend, say, had a need for such quaint antiquated items I would surely point them toward this bizarre collection of sex-related office supply novelties. Who wouldn’t, after all, derive delight from storing their pen in “Mr. Old Butt” or spend several glassy-eyed, on-the-clock hours clicking giant plastic penises into distended plastic vaginas mounted at the end of your ball point? No one, that’s who. Thankfully, the site also provides helpful gifs that demonstrate the alien artifacts in action, in case your imagination is somehow blasted into oblivion contemplating the Clinton penis pen(s)

Crazy Japanese Office Supplies