We’ve all said it. And if we didn’t say it we definately thought it. Everyone has had at least one teacher that anytime you saw her all you could think about was either: her naked, her with your cock in her mouth, her on her desk legs in the air saying fuck me, or you just cumming on her face and her saying “we’re going to have to work on your accuracy”. Regardless hot teachers are what make getting through school possible. I mean I wouldn’t have fucked my girlfriend half as much if it wasn’t for Mrs. Stone. See if you can find one of your teachers on MyFirstSexTeacher. Have fun.

Here are just some of the slutty teachers I found that brought back a high school woody:

Find Your Sexy Teacher Slut

I keep hearing “porn keeps pushing it’s limits”. My question is how far are these limits going to grow? And yes that was a shitty lead into what i’m talking about. I mean in the 70’s when porn hit the market running. Normal guys with pubes galore and normal cocks were porn stars. It was like a club scene. If you had a pretty face and were willing to fuck on camera. You’re In! But now, things have really changed. To be a male pornstar you have to be able to fling out your big 10incher. And some of these guys are so big they’re pushing the 20inch marker. Fuckin ey!

That alone is amazing, but to think that there are women out there in the world that can not only take that huge dong in their ass,but also take 5 massive cocks at a time! You have to wonder how they find these women. And men for that matter. I mean do you put a ad in the paper: Seeking Male with cock that is the same size as his arm. And Seeking Female who can swallow a cucumber and eat a cup of yogurt at the same time. Maybe some guys are just blessed and some women are just freaks. Regardless its fun to watch.

Lots and lots of Huge Cocks

Now I know there has been a lot of bad press about SuicideGirls.com lately. Girls quitting the site and taking down some of the photos. But I really have to say “Who the fuck cares?” Are there still hot ass naked pictures of gorgeous tattooed girls? Yes! There are fucking tons of them. I mean if you were so obsessed with one girl who happened to quit. Just look at all the photos that you saved on your hard drive and get over it.. The site is still what it was. Lots of gorgeous women. They still write journals, the photos keep coming, and it’s still really cheap. What more can you ask for?

And if you’ve been hiding under a rock Here are some of the Suicide Girls

a few of my favorite girls:

I realized today that I don’t put enough gay posts on Pornzio. So for today I figured I’d start with a Massive Amount of Goo. Our friends over at Fleshbot.com found this gay porn site and it has it all. Here’s what they say about themselves: “The GooGabberTM blogs, blabs, babbles and busts about gay porn, gay porn stars, and all things gay in the only blog you can flog your log to! Where Political Correctness takes a back seat to Cock ‘n’ Balls!

Fleshbot is a big fan and had this to say about JuicyGoo: In case you don’t check for updates at the inestimable JuicyGoo as obsessively as we do, we thought we’d let you know that there’s a new collection of amateur twink photos up as of this week, thus bringing the total of wankworthy galleries on the site to somewhere near the umptyjillion mark. If you’ve never visited the site before, we promise it’ll take you at least through the weekend to click through the archives to check out what you’ve been missing all this time—assuming your wrist holds up, that is,

JuicyGoo: Gay Porn Picture Gallery

If that’s not enough for you…there are always the hardcore videos over at Boyscasting.com

If there’s anyone that deserves employee of the month it’s every schoolgirl in Japan. Some kids in high school get a part time job making hamburgers at mcdonalds or maybe even a clothing store. But in Japan, they are either lazy or so much smarter than anyone else. They have managed to make more money some of their parents doing nothing. And like any good salesman. They can sell anything.

It all started with them selling their used panties with a sticker of them on it. They then moved onto naked stickers from photo booths at the mall. Maybe even a photoshoot here and there in parking lots. But now. All they have to do is be a spitter. When I read this article over at Asahi.com about Japanese Girls Spitting to pay the bills. I damn near shit on myself. Which made me wonder. Is that the next big seller? What can’t Japanese Schoolgirls sell???

A nice set of schoolgirls just to set the mood:

After reading this article over at the Northwest Kidney Center it made me scared for every pornstar that’s ever worked with the master Peter North. Could he have single handedly been causing kidney problems for women all these years. Apparently. A bit from the article:
Proteins need to be broken down by the body into amino acids, and waste products filtered out of the bloodstream and excreted. Eating too much protein is believed to put too much strain on the body’s ability to deal with waste products, particularly in people who already have a kidney problem.

Basically this man has been shooting massive loads of protein all over and in girls for decades. Just look at some of these loads below. One is how does a girl consume that much spunk, and the other is how does this man produce a milk carton worth of cum. At least one of those secrets have made their way on the street. He has pills. Like fucking pornstar steroids that make you shoot massive loads. So beware ms. new female pornstar. Beware.

To all the female pornstars out there that have dealt with Mr. Peter North’s massive cum glory. I’d like to send you a free bottle of cranberry juice just to make sure your kidneys stay safe.

More cum than you can swallow in one gulp

You remember that head cheerleader at your high school that wouldn’t give you the time of day, but that you still jacked off to everynight? Well never say never my friends. Cause if you wanted to, you could fuck that girl tonight. Well kinda. Virtual Hotties have this sex simulation software that if you pay a bit extra you can have the character that is going to suck, fuck, and let you cum on their face be any person you want.

So that’s right. You could dig up that picture of that cheerleader, your hot english teacher, or even your friends hot ass mom with the big tits and turn her into your virtual fuck buddy. I think I’m going to have one made of my high school girlfriend that cheated on me. And I’ll just ram her in the ass and then piss on her face. But that’s just me. Have fun.

There are also famous packages with britney, paris, lindsey, and natalie:

Make your own Virtual Fuck Buddy

We all know Hugh is a genius. And the whole Playboy enterprise is amazing. I mean how can you not be huge when you hand pick the hottest women on the planet and make them take off their clothes. That deserves a guinness“Brilliant!” Well not only is Hugh a bright mind, but so is the advertising agency they chose to design their newest campaign in Russia, BBDO Moscow. The tagline “Guys, pray for rain” is great when matched with the Huge Tits that seem to be coming out at you like a 3d boob monster.

The question is, Why don’t we have great ads like this in america? I guess the answer is because if you showed up to the office with a huge hard-on you might get sued for sexual harrassment. We like to sue in our country. Just seeing this makes me want to look at Big Boobs. So I decided I’d find a nice ad that goes with the playboy one but that gets a lil freakier. Just the way I like it.

Playboy’s Great Campaign with some Boobs I like mixed in for fun:

Big Sexy Titties

art1 P Pronunciation Key (ärt) n.
1.Human effort to imitate, supplement, alter, or counteract the work of nature.
2. a. The conscious production or arrangement of sounds, colors, forms, movements, or other elements in a manner that affects the sense of beauty, specifically the production of the beautiful in a graphic or plastic medium.
b. The study of these activities.
c. The product of these activities; human works of beauty considered as a group.
3. High quality of conception or execution, as found in works of beauty; aesthetic value.

Being and artist and a photographer myself. I’d like to think I know what art is. And I’d like to think that there is just one basic principle that differentiates porn from art. You jack off to porn. I mean I don’t know a lot of people that jack off to a Picasso or VanGogh, but I know for a fact they jack off to Raven Riley and Dangerous Dongs. Seriously, calling it art is just an excuse you tell your girlfriend so she’ll let you take really close up pics of you cumming in her mouth. Isn’t it?

I mean I didn’t read anything about getting off or getting hard when you see art…up there in the definition. Did you? Maybe that’s what’s missing from the art scene. Sex sells. We all know this. So museums around the world listen up. Fuck King Tut! We need some hardcore cumshot paintings all through the halls. Every high school kid in the world will be begging their parents to take them to the museum. Parents will be proud cause they think their kid is just smarter than the other kids. When really he is just obsessed with putting his dick in Suzie, the girl down the street’s ass. And he wants to do some research. Either way. ART vs PORN. Who cares. If you can jack off to it. Have fun.

I ran across this site the other day. And I have to say “God Damn” I was horny as fuck by the time I got through just a few of the galleries. Check it out for yourself and tell me if you think it’s Porn or Art.
Completely Naked (Intimacy)

Just a few I liked (and jacked off to):

Wednesday, I’ve decided, is now Pornstar Day. It’s going to be a praise to the old school and the new school in the porn industry. The Veteran and the Rookie if you will. Today we’re going to start with a two lovely asian pornstars. The veteran hitting clean up is Tera Patrick. Not only is Tera Patrick hot as hell, but she’s not the dumb ass pornstar like we would have all imagined. She’s a nurse, with the dream of becoming an infectious disease specialist. She was discovered in San Francisco when she was 13 and subsequently moved to New York to pursue a career in modeling. She worked as a model and appeared on the runway until she was 18. At this time, she quit modeling to attend State University in Idaho. Tera transferred to California and returned to modeling, where she met Penthouse photographer Suze Randall. Soon after this introduction, Tera was named Penthouse Pet and Hustler Honey.” It was long after that she became the sex goddess that we all know.

Hitting ninth in the rookie spot we have Jade. Jade is a bit of a mystery. I’ve spent the last couple of hours looking for more information on her and have come up blank. I can find her videos on Monsters of Cock and Captain Stabbin , but no bio information. Regardless I was determinded to put her into this post. How can you not fall in love with a small blonde asian girl beating herself in the face with a 14inch cock? It was love at first sight for me. She’s adorable. If anyone has any info on her please let me know so I can add it. But I assume she’s one of those young girls that got into porn on accident. Didn’t actually think she’d get seen as much as she is, and she’s worried that her parents will find out about her if she puts up her own official site. At least that’s what I made up just now. So yeah.

Veteran Tera Patrick vs Rookie Jade who do you think would win in a double ended dildo battle?

Tera Patrick and Jade Galleries:

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More Galleries of these sexy asian pornstars:

Tera Patrick takes off her bikini
Tera Patrick sucks and fucks

Jade gets pounded by the Captain
Jade and a monster cock