Stuff…Pull…Repeat…
Have you ever gone out on a date, and whoever you were with cooked you a grand dinner? A huge 3 course meal. You finish desert, and then think to yourself “Ya know? That really wasn’t enough for me. I need some more.” Tthat is pretty much how I look at anal beads and butt plugs. As if women didn’t already have a vibrating penis that puts any man to shame. Not to mention creates a peak of orgasm that no flesh penis can do. Since it can’t actually do a 360 spin and vibrate. As if that wasn’t enough, you have to basically tell us “I need some more.”
I need some huge round balls stuffed into my ass and then once you get them shoved all the way in there. I want you to talk dirty to me and pull them out. I mean the process alone is pretty retarded. Stuff … Pull … Repeat. It’s almost like working on the chain gang. Okay maybe not but still. It’s a pretty boring process. And with the butt plug. I mean that’s what it really is. Something you plug your ass with. That one I really don’t get. I mean I know there are a ton of nerves there that can get you off in the quickness, but it’s still weird for me. I mean try this if you haven’t. Go to the fridge, pull out a cucumber, and stick it in your ass. NO NO. Don’t take it out and start workin it a bit. NO. Just leave it in there. Then try to jack off with this thing stuck in your ass.
I know there are a ton of people that love this. And more power to you. But I’m in the small percentage of people that just don’t feel comfortable with things just chillin up in my ass. Call me old-fashioned, but I like the times when just trying to pull it out and put it in her butt, and then her actually letting you. Were times of huge achievement. You felt like a pornstar, and were the biggest pimp in the world. Times they are a changin.
