I found something very…ummm…how would I describe this. AWESOME. Do you remember that dorky annoying kid in the 80′s that was on those Encyclopedia Brittanica Commercials? If you don’t know what I’m talking about click here and watch this horrible piece of shit. I mean I was like 8 and wanted to beat the fuck out of this guy. And that fucking voice over. Jesus. Give me a break.

I used to hate this kid, but I have a swingers quote to go with how I feel about him now. “My baby’s all grows up. He grows up and he grows up and he grows up.” Dorky Brittanica is actually named Donavan Freberg. And when you see his blog you’ll quickly find out that reading a lifetime supply of brittanica will only lead to a life in porn. It’s a given.

I saw this post yesterday of him on the set of a porn shoot and had no idea it was even him. Then today I find a blog about the 80′s kid. I was like “holy shit I remember that guy standing in front of that chick getting slammed by a big black dude.” I see being a kid actor really does pay off.

Anyway check out this blog it’s pretty good. I found something I’d never seen before on his site. Fuck for Forest. That’s right hippies that fuck on camera and take the profit from their porn site and put it toward saving the rain forests. That’s a niche if I ever saw one.

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and After

We all know what TGP sites are. TGP: thumbnail gallery post. Basically for us this means free porn. Yeah they may only be 30 second clips and a bunch of big photos of hot naked girls. But seriously, how long does it take you to jack off when you’re chillin at home bored. It’s normally as follows. 1. Find a tgp site 2. Click on a girl you like 3. Click video one 4. Click video two 5. OH MY GOD I’M CUMMING!

Don’t lie. You know it’s true. Anyway, since it’s free porn friday I decided to put together some other TGP sites other than Pornzio that I use most often.

Teenies XXX

Tuna Party

Japanese Whores

The Best TGP

Ask Jolene ( Think Google of Porn )

Happy friday and have fun jacking off.

I missed last Wednesday’s Pornstar day, and for that I truly apologize. To make it up to you though. I have a prime choice of meat here for you. This week we honor the down under veteran, Jodie Moore , and the very new super hottie from the Lightspeed Clan, Mandy Lightspeed.

We’ll go ahead and start with the thunder from down under, Jodie Moore. Jodie is by far the craziest pornstar I’ve ever had the pleasure of seeing naked. Her career is typical to most pornstars; started out as a stripper in Australia, moved into modeling, and before you knew it she was naked on screen with a cock in her mouth. The usual. The very Unusual part about Jodie Moore is the fact that in 2001 she decided that she was tired of getting stuck by the man. And that she was going to take a stand and stick it to the man for once. In 2001 she declared herself a candidate for political office. Early in the year she ran for local legislator in the Queensland state elections, then later on she ran in the Federal Elections for Australia’s equivalent of the U.S. Congress. She garnered 5% of the vote in these elections, and she’s quick to point out that that was more than the Oz version of the Republican Party! The next on her list is the Lord Mayor of Brisbane Australia, the Largest city in Australia and the biggest direct election in that country. She is also running the Senate in Australia in 2004.

I can guarantee that if you have 4 pictures of people to vote for. Bob, John, Derrick and super hot blonde pornstar, Jodie Moore , that you’ve already seen with a dick in her mouth. I’m voting for the cock sucker.

Now onto this hot young teen named Mandy Lightspeed. Mandy is a bit of a mystery. What is it with these young new pornstars that don’t want to tell anyone about themselves. Here’s what it says on her site: “Hi Guys! I’m Mandy Lightspeed and I hope you like my site!! I always thought I was just a regular, nice girl, but when I moved away for college, I discovered that nice girls could be naughty too J. I’m 5’7’’, blonde and have brown eyes. Most of the guys…and girls…I’ve fooled around with have said that my smile is what they like best…although every time they say that they were staring right at my perky boobs…hehe J. I was surfing the Internet a few months ago and saw an ad from Steve Lightspeed. The thought of getting naked on camera and getting a chance to fool around with the other Lightspeed Girls was just too good an opportunity to pass up! I was so happy when I got the news that I’d been chosen to be one of the new Lightspeed Girls! I hope you’ll love my pictures and videos as much as I’ve loved posing for them!!” Now I don’t know about you? But that sounds like the worst biography I’ve ever heard. I guess I just expect more than perky tits and a shaved pussy these days. Ah Well…at least she’s hot as fuck.

Veteran Jodi Moore vs Rookie Mandy Lightspeed who do you think would win in a chinese dildo throwing star match?

Jodie Moore:

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Mandy Lightspeed:

More Galleries of these sexy blonde pornstars:

Jodie Moore Sucking and Fucking
Jodie Moore Taking Two Cocks

Mandy Lightspeed’s First Lesbian Kiss
Mandy Lightspeed and friends

Even freckle face Archie was all about the facial. And it looks like a Peter North cumshot as well. You go Archie.

After a quick look around I found a lot of good cartoon porn. Nice Selection Here: Sim 11

I had a random memory pop into my head today. Me and my dad were in his beat up brown truck on the way to school. He used to listen to Howard Stern every morning. And at the time I couldn’t stand Howard. He just came off so racist and mean to me. This certain day was interesting cause this one day he brought up a porn site called Blacks On Blondes. Now we didn’t even have a computer, but that site name was burned in my brain until that last bell rang. I packed up my books and ran faster than a naked man with 10 steaks hanging out of his ass who’s being chased by 50 starving ethiopians. I was heading to my friends house cause he had AOL. I got on his dial up connection and went straight to the site. The first thought through my head after the 10 minutes of loading was: Holy shit…is that thing real?

If you haven’t seen BlacksOnBlondes.com. I’ll give you the run down. Huge…and I do mean HUGE…Black cocks meet very small blonde women. Sometimes just one black cock. Sometimes a plethora of dark meat pounding any blonde orifices they can find. It was at this time that my porn love started. And it was all because of Howard Stern. He alone made my life so much better. And I’m always checking his radio and tv show to see if there’s any great porn that I’ve been missing out on.

Since that day I’ve found a ton of huge black cock sites that compare or are better than the original. And I’m posting some galleries of Big Lex. But the original will always be there for me. It brings a tear to my eye when I think about the crap porn I used to look at. That was before Howard opened my eyes.

Big Black Cocks and Small Blondes who Love Them

And a few more galleries cause I can’t get enough
Interracial Love
Interracial Love2
Interracial Love3
Interracial Love4

The Original Blacks On Blondes

Friday couldn’t cum soon enough this week. This week we’re thanking our good friends at bang bros. I mean they have always had the best quality of porn. Even when they got started with their first site BangBus. And not to mention they keep coming up with new stuff like: Busty Adventures, Ball Honeys, and Big Tits Round Asses. I mean they pride themselves on great jack off appeal. And when it’s time to bring my lil boy out of the pants. They are the first ones i think of. Well not them but the chicks they video. You know what I mean. Hope you enjoy some treats I picked out for you this week.

Bang Bros Make Stuff to Jack Off to

Check out all that Bang Bros have to offer

Have you ever watched a boxing match and one of the fighters just gets the shit beat out of him. I mean like his face looks like Sloth from Goonies when their done. I used to think that would be the worst pain to go through. Having a in shape man who hits like a truck ram his fist across my face. OUCH. That is until I saw these videos of guys and girls beating the shit out of a woman’s vagina. It’s called fisting. Urban Dictionary describes fisting as: the act or art of putting a fist in an ass or vigina, very popular practice among more evolved(kinky)gays. requires great care and huge amounts of lubrication.

I really need some help here. I mean if you read a previous entry about Butt Plugs you know I’m not a fan of having things chilling or rammed up my ass, but to even think about a fist. DAMN! And not only a fist, but a fist beating your vagina/ass like it’s Rocky beating a slab of meat. Or even worse a crazed black man like Mike Tyson who would give you a one two three combo to the clit and then fuck you like the little slut that you are. I mean if you’re fucking Mike Tyson you have to be a slut right? He’s fucking crazy. Anyway.

Again though, I don’t judge. If you’re into to it. More power to you.

Here are some galleries for the folks that love it or want to know what it’s all about.

A Ton of Fisting Action

So what could be better for friday than Free Porn that you can jack off to. I came across this awesome pinup photography site today. The photographer’s name is Amy Rivera and she takes some amazing, yet super sexy photos. What is truly amazing to me though. Was the fact that not only is Masuimi Max hot as hell in all of these photos. But this blonde girl who’s posing with her looks a lot like the secretary in the movie Bad Boys. Yep, the Will Smith and Martin Lawrence flick. The one that turns out to be the big drug dealers ex girlfriend. I can’t find her info in IMDB but still…it looks just like her. Trust me.

Anyway, here’s some hot sexy erotic and sometimes nude pin-up photos to get the blood flowin down under. Enjoy