I found something very…ummm…how would I describe this. AWESOME. Do you remember that dorky annoying kid in the 80’s that was on those Encyclopedia Brittanica Commercials? If you don’t know what I’m talking about click here and watch this horrible piece of shit. I mean I was like 8 and wanted to beat the fuck out of this guy. And that fucking voice over. Jesus. Give me a break.

I used to hate this kid, but I have a swingers quote to go with how I feel about him now. “My baby’s all grows up. He grows up and he grows up and he grows up.” Dorky Brittanica is actually named Donavan Freberg. And when you see his blog you’ll quickly find out that reading a lifetime supply of brittanica will only lead to a life in porn. It’s a given.

I saw this post yesterday of him on the set of a porn shoot and had no idea it was even him. Then today I find a blog about the 80’s kid. I was like “holy shit I remember that guy standing in front of that chick getting slammed by a big black dude.” I see being a kid actor really does pay off.

Anyway check out this blog it’s pretty good. I found something I’d never seen before on his site. Fuck for Forest. That’s right hippies that fuck on camera and take the profit from their porn site and put it toward saving the rain forests. That’s a niche if I ever saw one.

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