I know it’s been awhile since my last free porn friday, but it was christmas. I was busy opening all the porn dvds I had waiting for me under the christmas tree. But to make up for it today I would like showcase an art. You can think of Pornzio as an art gallery and today’s style is an expressive gooey substance. Today we showcase “the art” of facials.

This truely is an artform. It’s all about 3 things: Aim, Amount, and Facial Reactions from the person getting jizzed all over. The AAF factor if you will. This is what I mean by this. You can have your Peter North cumshots that totally cover a girl’s face where you can’t even recognize her anymore. Impressive? Yes? Yes! Very! But then you also have the quick shooter. Who doesn’t have to shoot a lot of cum all over her, but he does catch her off guard. She’s just sucking away thinking about where she parked her car when WWWHHHAAAMMMMMMM!!!!! she gets a quick shot of cum straight in the eye. Obviously, she freaks. Her eyes get huge and she tries to hold in the pain, she starts to scream “it burns…it burns”, or she starts laughing as the cum drips off of her face. I mean this kind of reactions are classic. And as I said before, an artform.

Here are some classic moments in Facial Cumshot History.

More of Peter North’s Massive Cumshot

Everyone always says that christmas is the time of giving, the birth of christ, yadda yadda yadda. We all know it’s about getting presents for girls and guys you’re fucking, want to fuck, or have fucked in the past. I mean we’ve all seen the middle age man in Victoria Secret shopping for dirty lingerie. Is it for his wife? Is it for his mistress? Is it for him? We will never know. I mean unless we want to be a stalker, follow him home, and then video tape whatever he does with it and put it online. That’s an option.

Mexican’s have totally changed the way a middle age man will shop for sexy shit. A grand sex plaza was just built in Mexico City. And I say grand because it’s an 80k sq ft Mall with nothing but sex shops and food. You can even watch a stripper shake her ass while you eat. I mean think about it. If anyone knows about fucking, it’s mexicans. Come on. I am mexican. I know. I have more cousins than all the pornstars that you’ve jacked off to in your life combined. Not to mention who wouldn’t want to get a burger and see some snatch?

I’ve booked my ticket already. All I can picture is tan tall mexican women butt naked just asking me where the bathroom is. I don’t speak spanish so I’ll pretend that she’s asking me to take her into the bathroom and fuck her like the dirty slut she is. Anyway. See you there. Here’s some mexican girl links for you to jack off to before or after you shop.

Hot Mexican or Latin (whatever you feel like calling them) Sluts
Dirty Latina Maid sucks and Fucks
Stud makes Mexican Girl Cum
Latina gets tittie fucked and jacks guy off with her feet
Mexican Teen sucks cock

So today a friend of mine sent me a very interesting link about the devil, god, your messiah, the one and only, I used to be black, and I have more money than god, Oprah. Sadly I really used to like oprah. I think I liked her when she was fat. Now that she thinks she’s hot and puts herself on every cover of her own magazine I can’t really stand her.

She tries to come off all nice and give shit away. Like in the show when she gave everyone in the audience a free car. And then you later find out that everyone in the audience would have had to pay $7k for tax,title, and license. Now I don’t know about you but I don’t have that layin around. So more than likely 4 people from that audience got new cars out of that fucking shame of a show.

And today I read this on the wonderful Susie Bright’s Blog:
“I woke up this morning to a commercial about today’s Oprah show in which she states that “pornography is the number one addiction” in the United States. 

In the promo on her website, Oprah makes pornography out to be the worst thing happening in America today.  Perhaps Senator Brownback should give her a call and they can work together.”

What the fuck is wrong with this bitch. Seriously. Do a show on how guns fucking kill people. People atleast get to jack off to porn. A gun just puts your ass in a coffin. Just cause you’re rich and get to fuck little boy toys whenever you feel like it. (Cause you can afford it of course) Not everybody is like that. People like to jack off. And though I may love fucking my wife. That doesn’t mean I don’t want to watch other people have sex. It’s really sad how Oprah has become that bitch at school that makes all the girl’s scared that all the other girl’s boyfriends are cheating on them. She’s a rumor starting bitch that needs her ass kicked. I say we lock her in a room with the biggest cocks in the porn industry and let them anally rape her til she screams “I love porn”

It would work

Check out the rest of Susie Bright’s Post here.