There’s not much that men have over women. I mean women live longer, tend to be smarter, have a lot less body hair, can always get a free drink when they want one, but men still have their gloreous cumshot. I mean they may not always seem glorious to the viewer or the woman, but to us it’s our time to prove that we’re your king. Now lay back and take it in the face! I mean there is no greater pleasure. I mean there are some women out there that can squirt you in the eye, but I’m yet to see the Peter North of squirts.

With all that being said…there are some weird fucking guys out there. That or maybe I’m fucking boring. For me a cumming all over her face and watching it drip down is hot. Shit…even just in her mouth and watching her swallow. That shit’s hot to me. And of course you can’t help the…I can’t take it anymore…gotta pull out and cum on your ass…cumshots. Those are good to. I’ve just seen a lot of pics and videos lately that just take that to a whole other level. For instance:

Wow…I came all over your foot. We got all sweaty…and nasty…and now I want to get close to your stank feet. No thanks.

The boots are hot I’ll give you that. And hey…maybe he shot for her stomach…and it just didn’t have the power captain.

Umm…I don’t even know what to say to that. Some people like pubes…others like arm pit cumshots. What can you do?

Why would I want to cum into a cup and watch you drink it? Just open your mouth, and I’ll watch it from there. Now you just have to wash another glass.

Well I like to pound my girl and sometimes make it hurt, but I don’t want her blind. I mean sometimes I want her to be able to fucking drive me home when I’m drunk.

Again I’m speechless.

Not all women like this whole cumshot superior thing. And don’t fuck with a girl that just got her hair done. Click to watch this video

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