Now we all know sex sells anything. But we never actually see the act of sex selling shit. We see some tight outfits where the boobs almost pop out. Or we see the abercrombie ad with the guys crotch and his buldge, but we never see SEX. That is until today. SexPacking.com has put our two favorite things together in one simple site. Those two things being Porn and Shopping. I guess it’s for the ladies that are watching porn and stop and go “ewww…those are cute shoes…I wonder where she got them?” Well now she can just click on what she wants and buy it.
Check out the Interactive Video
This is the straight video but there is a Gay and Lesbian video as well. So we’re all happy
Today I felt that Hottie Files needed to have a little change. Nothing special since this is only the second round of Hottie Files, but it needed a lil sumfin. So I thought I’d make it themed. Today’s theme is close to home. Chicks with guns. Being from Texas I’ve dated many girls that carried guns in their cars. And even though it may sound weird it kinda turned me on. Like they instantly became the take control slut freaks that I like so much. So here’s this weeks edition of Hottie Files.
If you’re someone who enjoys jacking off to hot sexy pictures of people fucking and hot ass chicks doing dirty things. Then you must have heard of flickr by now. You probably keep all of your family photos and vacation photos on there so you can send to your friends. But did you know that it’s one of the largest collections of free porn on the internet. I hope you guys are smart enough to find the free porn, but just in case I’ll break down where to look.
You can start with your normal porn search terms that you do like: babes, lesbian, porn, hentai or whatever. You’ll end up on a photo search results with hopefully enough sexy selection. Of course when you do a search for pussy you’re going to have some normal pussy cat photos and all that. Hey maybe you’re even into jackin off to that too. Go for it. I don’t judge. But if you’re not finding enough porn related material you can click on the find similar images at yahoo link on the left and get even more free porn results from our big daddy yahoo.
Now some good people out there have actually gone a step further than this for you. They run flickr babe sites. So they’ll actually go through flickr and find only the best and hottest women and publish them to their site. Here are just a couple that you have to check out:
and of course my fav AsianFlickr Babes
I have always been an ass man. I know most of you out there know what I’m talking about. There is something incredibly arousing
about a well-shaped ass. Something you can grab onto from the side or maybe even slap a little bit because you love to see it giggle lightly and then snap back into place. It’s gotta have a little substance and a little shape to it. I feel so let down when I get a hot girls pants off and her ass just kinda merges right into her legs. I’m lookin for a little crease here. That little fold of skin where the ass overlaps to the leg. That’s the sign of an ass with some shape. I guess the main reason the ass is so sexy is of course when you’re fucking her. Whether it’s straight up doggie from behind or her sitting on you in the reverse cowgirl, that ass just bouncing off of my body makes me come in about 4 pumps. Speaking of cum-worthy asses. The guys at Bang Bros know a thing or two about asses. Have a look at Big Tits Round Asses or Ass Parade and you’ll understand what I mean. Happy Ass Slappin!
Check out some of these videos of ass-tastic sluts
I loved every minute of it
Poor girls…since theres no man in the house they have to satisfy each other…..
How many times have you wished you could snag a beautiful round ass having stripper, take her home.. and fuck her brains out!
Is there not just something perfectly nasty about a platinum blonde slut with fake titties? I mean, what says “I am totally fuckable” more than a cute blonde chick with a great rack. It’s no wonder there are so many little blonde sluts out there. My ex’s sister was like this. She already had a cute, slender frame and naturally blonde hair. But then she moved to Florida, became even more blonde and got an enormous set of tits. Too big really, but who am I to complain? Now she’s the type that I would totally like to fuck a few times just to see those tits from every angle and then send on her merry way because she’s a little blonde slut. I won’t even go into the implications of fucking the sister of someone you’re dating. It’s a great idea as long as she keeps her fucking mouth shut. Speaking of fucking little blonde sluts from every angle, you should check out Blonde Bangers and Hot XXX Blondes. They have got some of the cutest blonde fuck sluts I’ve seen in a while. There’s even a couple in there I might keep around more than a few days.
Here are a few more platinum blonde sluts with fuck me appeal
Hot skinny blonde babe having sex in these hardcore action pictures
Bigtit blonde babe gets her shaved pussy fucked hard
blonde cock slut gobbles mondo dick then fucks hardcore
I bought one of the new ipod videos last week. I have to say I love it. So like any other male in the world, the first thing I did when I got home was figured out how to put porn in it. I had to know if I could still jack off to the small screen. I mean I want to be able to make out cum flying in some chick eye…ya know? Well this brought me to my first problem. Where do I go for ipod porn? I mean yeah I can get the videos, convert them, and then put it all on my ipod. But by the time I did all that I could have came twice and be taking a nap.
So what I did was put together a little list of ipod porn sites that I found to work superbly.
Guba – Says has the largest number of ipod converted videos on the internet. And not only that, but they have an rss feed to search results. So if you love some asian porn on your ipod it’ll automatically upload the new videos to your ipod when they come out. That’s pretty fucking sweet.
On the Go X – another good choice for quality ipod converted porn.
Sex Movies on Pod – This site has a bunch of my favorite porn sites like Her First Big Cock, Her First Lesbian Sex, and the Gang Bang Squad all converted and ready for me to throw on my pod.
You know you’ve seen the ads. They come on around 2 o-clock in the morning along with all the infomercials. The announcer yells “Watch young girls get drunk and show you their tits for a tshirt!” or “What do 18 year old girls do on Spring Break? They get NAKED!” And normally when you’re watching tv that late at night that’s exactly what you’re wanting to see. Cause if you’re gonna keep flipping through infomercials you’re actually looking for something to jack off to. And I hate when it doesn’t come on and you get stuck jacking off to the most decent looking chick trying to sell you a sewing machine.
Obviously I’m talking about Girls Gone Wild. Good thing about Girls Gone Wild is that you don’t actually have to buy the dvd to see the sexy-ness. You can check out their website.
I’ve selected a few galleries for you to approve the jack of material.
Girls Gone Wild
As much as I say I hate me some pubes. I keep finding myself looking at vintage pinups that are sporting a massive bush. It’s mesmerizing. It’s like a magical hairy wizard putting a spell on me. Honestly I think this shit is hot. Sometimes.
I mean we see enough plastic women in the porn industry. Sometimes it’s hot to see a real woman that has a lil sag on her chi chi’s. I put together a ghetto gallery showing off photos from a couple of hot vintage porn sites I love. Martha’s Girls and Retro Raunch. Hope you like.
If you haven’t heard the name Tila (Nguyen) Tequila then you were probably in coma or you were living on a deserted island somehow surviving without internet. If you weren’t one of those two things then you are a fucking idiot and someone should take you out back and shoot you in the face. But since we’re nice here at Pornzio we’re gonna help you out.
Tila Tequila is on the cover of stuff magazine this month and is becoming one of the biggest asian pornstars without even doing any porn. She’s a softcore queen and that’s good enough for me. For now anyway. I mean just hurry up and start sucking dick on video. You know you do it anyway…might as well let the world see it.
Well here’s a nice video clip of the photoshoot from Stuff Magazine. Sadly none of that stuff is Tila Tequila Naked, but don’t fret. I took care of you. Playboy already has naked galleries of Tila Tequila. Tila Tequila Naked Playboy Pictures
I also found a few more naked photos of Tila Tequila over at a friend’s blog:
Tila Tequila Fetish Photos
Tila Tequila Web Cam Photos
My favorite day is saturday. I love saturday cause of my weekly morning time activity. I wake up,give a lil stretch, go to the kitchen, pour a bowl of cheerios, sit down, turn on my cartoons, and then put my dick in my girl’s mouth. There is nothing better than just sitting there enjoying my cereal and my cartoons, and getting pleasure at the same time. I mean it’s right up there with getting a massage and getting jacked off at the same time. You can’t beat doing nothing at all and still getting to cum.
This weekend I started to feel a lil bad that my girl was giving me this pleasure, and I wasn’t giving her anything in return. So it got me thinking. What can I do for her…that she can just sit there and do nothing…and it still get her off. Nothing came to mind until this morning. When I ran across a magnificent site called Fucking Machines. When you see it you’ll know what I’m talking about, but it’s perfect. I can buy her a chair that she can sit next to me while I’m watching my cartoons and be getting rammed by a massive dildo. And all without me sacrificing my cheerios. Love it.
It’s like that machine is just rocking her to sleep.
Screaming is a good thing.
This looks like a super soaker 5000 machine gun. I want one.
So check out some machines ramming things into tight pussies and making them scream
There are also a few galleries of fucking machines in the Video and Image pages of pornzio as well. Check em out.