We’ve all heard them, a lot of us even know what they mean, but everyday I come across one that cracks me up that I’d never heard of before. For example:
The act of covertly filling your cheeks with chunky-style New England clam chowder, and screaming in disgust as you hurl it between your partners legs while eating her out.
or maybe even
This one’s for all you pyromaniacs out there. When your screwing some chick, right when your about to cum, you pull out and quickly grab the nearest lighter and set her pubes on fire, then…extinguish the flames with your jizz!
I found a site that has quite a few of them listed. Get educated! Dirty Sanchez and More and if that’s not enough check out Urban Dictionary
There’s always been something that turned me on about a girl that talked dirty in bed. It’s like that hidden bad girl that only comes out when you’re stuffing her pussy with your cock. But that love for the dirty has started to dimenish because of porn. Dirty talk is too soap opera acted these days. Take a look at these videos [ Video 1, Video 2] and tell me if these girls are actually feeling anything and really want the shit they’re saying. It’s total bullshit. I don’t know if these guys are just okay with chicks lying to them, but I want a girl to scream “Fuck My Asshole” while she’s dripping all over me. Not monotone “Hey you…yeah you big boy…hey why don’t you put your seaman on me…that would be hot huh?” That’s some gay ass lame shit, and that’s what I have to watch these days. Porn needs to be real. The end. Oh wait. I forgot about this chick that takes the cake for talking dirty. She’s actually doing a phone sex call as she’s sucking someone’s dick. Good shit.
I really love finding these photos. I don’t know how I find them…but I just have faith that everyday…some random shit will make it’s way on my screen. I don’t know why but this makes me want to see Small Asian Girls getting rammed in the ass. But that’s just me. If it’s you too…here are some sites you’ll like:
Me Fuck You Long Time
Spicy Asian Teens
I love photography! And I absolutely love random ass photos that make me laugh and think “What the fuck is that?” And this photos did it for me. Check out some more beautiful photos from Kate and Camilla
I come across random shit everyday, but the weird thing about the random shit I find is that it actually gets someone off. I mean I consider myself pretty kinky but come on. I don’t want to watch you milk your tits. Nor do I want to taste the goods. Judging I don’t do though. If you like it, it’s my job to bring it to you. So that’s what I’m doing. Here are a few sites I found dealing with tit fetishes. Tit Milking, Big Nipples, and Big Long Nipples. Have fun.
If you don’t know fleshbot.com you’re really missing out. It’s by far one of the best sex, porn, freaky shit, and fun shit blog on the internet. And that’s saying a lot since Pornzio is a the same. I give them their props though. The only downside I’ve ever had about fleshbot.com was their design. But today they’ve launched their new design. Not sure if this is a test or if it’s staying for good, but it’s there.
Check them out.
Randomness is pretty much how people define me. And I have to say…I’m totally okay with that. I fucking love random shit. And so I decided I need to start posting random sexy photos I find. This one takes the cake for today. Sexoteric Blog is a good source for random photos and hot sexy stuff. Check them out.
I really love when people help me do my job. Today I found a great man who goes by the name of Bikini Idolater. What Mister Idolater has done for me is picked out the hottest asian women on flickr. He then put them all together in a nice and neat set for me. He has put in some time because there are not ugly bitches in this set. You’ll see what I mean once you start going through these hot ass photos.
Photos of Hot Asian Women
More Asian Porn You Gotta See
Fuck that asian
Mr Chews Asian Beaver
I came across a site today called Icing Images that basically has an edible printing system available. Normally this wouldn’t fall under porn. For people with a normal mind this would be baby photos on cakes and wedding photos and bullshit like that. But no! The first thing that came to mind was sex celebration. This could start a whole new wave of anniversaries. Your first Blowjob, First time I came on your face, First time we had sex on the pool table, you name it…you can celebrate it now.
This could even fall into that lonely nerd category of fucking and tasting girls that you’ve always wanted but never got to fuck or taste. I can see the tagline now “Ever wanted to know what I taste like?” with a picture of a fat pussy staring you down. Why didn’t I think of this. Check it out.
Who doesn’t like to see young girls doing bad things? If you answered yes to that question go ahead and go to another site cause that’s what we’re all about. I came across a site that’s just that. Real girls taking photos of themselves showing ass and titties. No big time porn, but I think you can use your imagination. Free Teen Porn
If you do want some good teen porn though check these out:
Couples Seduce Teens