Tuesday 04.25.06

If you don’t know fleshbot.com you’re really missing out. It’s by far one of the best sex, porn, freaky shit, and fun shit blog on the internet. And that’s saying a lot since Pornzio is a the same. I give them their props though. The only downside I’ve ever had about fleshbot.com was their design. But today they’ve launched their new design. Not sure if this is a test or if it’s staying for good, but it’s there.
Check them out.
Wednesday 04.26.06

I come across random shit everyday, but the weird thing about the random shit I find is that it actually gets someone off. I mean I consider myself pretty kinky but come on. I don’t want to watch you milk your tits. Nor do I want to taste the goods. Judging I don’t do though. If you like it, it’s my job to bring it to you. So that’s what I’m doing. Here are a few sites I found dealing with tit fetishes. Tit Milking, Big Nipples, and Big Long Nipples. Have fun.
Wednesday 04.26.06

I love photography! And I absolutely love random ass photos that make me laugh and think “What the fuck is that?” And this photos did it for me. Check out some more beautiful photos from Kate and Camilla
Thursday 04.27.06

I really love finding these photos. I don’t know how I find them…but I just have faith that everyday…some random shit will make it’s way on my screen. I don’t know why but this makes me want to see Small Asian Girls getting rammed in the ass. But that’s just me. If it’s you too…here are some sites you’ll like:
Me Fuck You Long Time
Spicy Asian Teens
Thursday 04.27.06

There’s always been something that turned me on about a girl that talked dirty in bed. It’s like that hidden bad girl that only comes out when you’re stuffing her pussy with your cock. But that love for the dirty has started to dimenish because of porn. Dirty talk is too soap opera acted these days. Take a look at these videos [ Video 1, Video 2] and tell me if these girls are actually feeling anything and really want the shit they’re saying. It’s total bullshit. I don’t know if these guys are just okay with chicks lying to them, but I want a girl to scream “Fuck My Asshole” while she’s dripping all over me. Not monotone “Hey you…yeah you big boy…hey why don’t you put your seaman on me…that would be hot huh?” That’s some gay ass lame shit, and that’s what I have to watch these days. Porn needs to be real. The end. Oh wait. I forgot about this chick that takes the cake for talking dirty. She’s actually doing a phone sex call as she’s sucking someone’s dick. Good shit.
Friday 04.28.06

We’ve all heard them, a lot of us even know what they mean, but everyday I come across one that cracks me up that I’d never heard of before. For example:
Kennebunkport Surprise
The act of covertly filling your cheeks with chunky-style New England clam chowder, and screaming in disgust as you hurl it between your partners legs while eating her out.
or maybe even
Flaming Amazon
This one’s for all you pyromaniacs out there. When your screwing some chick, right when your about to cum, you pull out and quickly grab the nearest lighter and set her pubes on fire, then…extinguish the flames with your jizz!
I found a site that has quite a few of them listed. Get educated! Dirty Sanchez and More and if that’s not enough check out Urban Dictionary