Now I know I just wrote about how phone sex wasn’t doing it for me anymore, but today over at fleshbot I found some phone sex that I love. Once you take a look at these videos you’ll want to run home and see if your girl will let you ram your cell phone up her pussy. Then she’ll probably ask you to call it while it’s in there. So put your phone and vibrate and shove that shit up some holes.

Here are a couple of other sites that love to shove random items into random holes on women:
Taboo Insertions
Sick Insertions

When it comes to porn there’s nothing like teamwork. To see a whole group of people come together and work so hard just for one person. It’s beautiful. Also think about this. You know those times you don’t really want to go for too long. You just want to squirt and be out and on the couch watching the lakers game. Well gangbangs are perfect for those moments. You can fuck…squirt…and be done watching the game and she wouldn’t even know you’re gone. There are 5 other dicks ramming her so she’s not missing yours. Win Win.

Also I’ve found some new gangbang sites where ladies get to let out that whore in them. Sites like Hardcore Partying and Party Hardcore are every man’s dream. Where one or two guys dancing around a club full of nothing but young hot girls gets molested by these sluts who can’t get enough dick. That doesn’t sound to bad to me.

Couple of other GangBangin sites:
Girly GangBang
The Lucky Man
Drunk Sex Orgy

The great thing about working in porn is that I actually get paid to look for new content, sex, blogs anything containing porn. I love it. Today I came across a hot ass blog. I can’t read spanish but no ones is reading when they land on this page. People are looking at these pretty hot and yet still artistic looking photos. It’s funny to me that I think these are so hot cause you can’t really see the people involved. Just some dudes dick and his girl grabbing and sucking on it. I guess that’s enough for me. Check em out:
A gata e o cao

Today’s lovely photograph comes from They Cum On Her Face. This photo should tell you what kind of quality pictures they’re making over there.

More Cumming on her face action:
Bust a Nut on a Slut
Peter’s Cumshots

Anyone who knows me knows that I’m obsessed with the asian ladies. I don’t deny it. I got the yellow fever and lovin every minute of it. Anyway, regardless of my love for the slanty eyes…I do find asians fucking weird. And not like normal kid in kindergarten eating boogers weird. No…I’m talking kick me in the back of the head, as you shit on me, then fart in my face as you fuck another man kinda weird. And it’s that kind of weird that makes me so happy to be with an asian woman. I have no idea what any of that meant except for asians are weird and here’s a nice photo proving how perverted and weird they can be. This nice young lady turned a oridinary day at the museum with the fam into a “I’m a perverted slut” day. Or that’s just what I think.

For those of you who like the slanty eyes and the slanty pussies check out:
Mr Chews Asian Beaver
Me Fuck You Long Time
Tokyo Pickups

If you haven’t found You Tube yet then “I’m sorry” cause it’s one of the biggest places to find free video porn. Especially if you’re into the amateur stuff like cam girls. I mean obviously it’s not your hardcore dick in the ass action, but there are a ton of hot girls dancing around half naked. And are friend over at Hot Tube has taken the time to put all the hot stuff in one place.

Check out: Hot Tube

I came across this halarious new ad campaign for Philips’ Man Shaver. It’s a razor that’s made to shave your dick in balls and not leave you hurtin. I’m glad they finally came out with something that wont rip my dick off…but even happier that they have a sense of humor. Check out this site Shave Everywhere and be sure and go to menu and watch the Music Video. I was rollin. And if you’re into bald pubic regions than here’s a great site for you called ALS Scans

I love finding new and creative ideas with porn. I love ideas that involve regular people like me getting to fuck a pornstar. I mean…I’m the one paying her salary…I’m the one jacking off to her every night…why shouldn’t I be the one getting to fuck her? Well that’s where Midnight Prowl comes into the picture. They bring hot pornstars around to adult video and book stores and let the customers go at her like a starving ethiopian staring at a prime rib.

Now these chicks are sluts. I mean they let random fat, ugly, whatever dudes fuck them. Listen to this description: This hot Asian slut has only been in one other scene before she shot for the prowl. You know that when a girl decides to do a prowl scene early on, she’s got a lot of the dirty slut mentality in her. We fully exploited that and she didn’t mind one bit. We went to a bookstore where 3 total strangers banged her and popped all over her pretty face. You get the drift.

Check it out:
Midnight Prowl

I was having a conversation with a friend at lunch and of course boobs came into the picture. Some chick with huge tits walked by and it started a topic of “Are Boobs Ever Too Big”. This brought up a heated debate. I mean boobs are just fun to play with…regardless of size. But the first thing that came to mind was a chick with massive rockets that would make my dick disappear when trying to fuck her chest. I know…I’m a negative person. I just think about my dick’s feelings. I mean how would you feel if your dad put you in the middle of two mountains and then just let them fall on top of you and smiled like that was suppose to be fun. He’s scared of the dark.

Anyway…the badasses that brought you Cumfiesta, Milfhunter, Mike’s Apartment and many more introduced a new fun site for us all to jack off to called Extreme Naturals. So of course we all had a look and decided that No! Boobs are never too big. the end.

Extreme Naturals

I know I’m a random fucker. I don’t deny it. And I don’t mind keeping my randomness inline with my porn. Today I was really wanting to see some Pirate Porn. No fucking idea why…but I found the hottest fucking porn on fleshbot called PirateXXX.com It claims to be the most expensive porn ever made. After watching the trailer I fucking believe it.

So in respects to the most expensive porno ever Hottie Files is all about the pirates. ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!