Monday 05.15.06

I just saw that Fleshbot posted about Insane Cock Brothas. When Insane Cock Brothas first came out I was floored. I mean it’s one thing to have a one man horse fucking girls left and right, but it’s another to have two half man half horse guys nailing one chick. For some reason you can’t help but to watch lil chicks getting rammed by massive members. It’s what porn is all about. But…and I say but…with disgust. The jig is up! As you can see from the above photo, we’ve all been duped. They are not Half Man Half Horse. They are just barely a man…as you can see from the small flacid penis hanging out of the fake balls. Not trying to dog the site at all cause I still think it’s great. But I also think there are enough massive penis guys out there to make this shit happen fo real. I mean John Holmes was half horse, and Lex Steele is too. Don’t kill porn with your rubber dongs.
Wednesday 05.17.06

No idea where my obsession with mexican wrestlers began but I’m hooked. Maybe it was the first time I turned to Telemundo and saw a midget masked wrestler get thrown into the audience. I don’t think I’ve ever laughed that hard since. Well until today when I came across a photo of a fat ass ugly man fucking a hot porn star. How does he do it I asked myself. It has to be the mask. I mean what else on this fat slob could it be. Well money…but that would kinda kill the story. Anyway. Over at Be the Mask you don’t have to be hot, you don’t have to be ripped up, and most importantly you don’t have to have a big cock. So pretty much anyone can do it. If you’re wanting to make your own videos I found a nice store to buy some mexican wrestler masks. This is where I get all of mine. Let the Lucha Libre porn begin.
Be the Mask
Here are a couple of Mescan Wrestling Porn videos to watch ( one , and two )
Wednesday 05.17.06

Cumming all over a girl’s face is something that I will never lose interest in. There’s just something great and dominant about making whoever you’re with feel like slut. And for making yourself feel like a porn star for that matter. But it’s a great sight to see. I found a new site a minute ago that is from Mr. Brandon Iron called Cover My Face. It’s a damn good site, but for some reason they think they’re totally different. Here’s what they say:
“What happens in these pictures is sort of a hybrid niche form that is yet another testament to the ingenuity and innovative spirit of Brandon Iron. The starlet will fuck one person alone before taking 10 or more men at a time.”
Honestly…I don’t care how many dudes she starts fucking if she ends up with 10 guy’s pimp juice on her face than it’s a bukkake film. The end. Check out the Trailer
Cover My Face
Wednesday 05.17.06

Normally this photo is weird or disgusting…but today it’s just perfect. I mean I could just stare at this all day, and will continue to stare until I go home and jack off to it.
Friday 05.19.06

I know we’ve all been getting sick of hearing about myspace and how big and awesome they are. 80 Million people and all that bullshit, but today there is a reason to love myspace. Today Playboy launched Girls of Myspace on their Cyber Club site.
The craziest thing about it is that I actually know one of the girls that got featured in the magazine. BettyLipstick is one of the hottest women I’ve met since I moved to San Francisco and once you check out the photos you will surely agree with me. It’s hard to rag on myspace when there are this many hotties just ready to take their clothes off on the site. I mean check out this gallery of girls that submitted photos just to be looked at for the playboy shoot.
Sign Up to see all the Nude Photos of Myspace Girls
Tuesday 05.30.06

I don’t think I need to explain this one. Make up your own stories. ViaEthnorotica
Wednesday 05.31.06

There is no way to beat around the bush with this one. What the fuck is so wrong with someone that would make them want to pretend they’re fucking a baby. Now I’m all about some role playing or some dress up shit. I’m more of a cheerleader or maybe even illegal aliens man myself. But this one I’ll never understand. I’m not judging you cause obviously there enough people out there that are into this that they felt the need to build a site for it. But I can’t say that I’ll ever be a fan.
They also have another site called I need 2 Pee where girls try to make it to the bathroom, but never quite make it without pissing all over themselves. Again not my cup of tea, but go at it.