We’ve all heard of the queen, Kate from Kate’s Playground, but she’s branched out and started promoting her own girls now. The first of many to come is the sexy slut that goes by the name of Natalie Sparks. I’ve taken the liberty of putting a few photos together for your perverted eyes.

I hope you enjoy. And don’t worry, she’ll start sucking a fat cock soon enough. They always do.

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Combinations are what this world revolves around. Hamburger and fries, Hotdog and a coke, and now my ultimate favorite Burritos and Bitches. That’s right mixing mexican sluts with mexican food. What on earth could be better. At least that’s what I was thinking until I ran into Taco Pie another mexican sluts gets her taco fucked site. After finding that I just needed more. What other mexican slut/food sites could I find? Well I found no more, but I did find a site with a guy named Nacho.

And the americanos jump in with their Big Sausage Pizza site. And they take it to a whole other level. Some dude actually puts his cock in a greasy ass pizza. And if that wasn’t gross enough some chicks sucks the grease right off. Good times.

We’ve all had that dream of fucking a pornstar, or maybe even just video taping hot sluts sucking and fucking a huge cock. Regardless of what part of the industry you want to get into there’s now a site that can help.Porn Week Vacations is the ultimate fantasy vacation site.

“Porn Week is an exciting, 5 day all-inclusive adult vacation package that takes YOU behind the scenes of big budget porn shoots in exotic locations around the world. Guests get to know the porn stars, enjoy our private adult parties and games with the girls, assist on the set, or just watch and have an “all access” VIP pass to all the action. You’ll also enjoy many photo and video opportunities including each guest getting to act as director and film their own solo scene with one of the girls to take home as a naughty souvenir. There is even the opportunity to take part in front of the camera through one of our special castings if you’re wanting to get into the business. This really is the Ultimate Fantasy Vacation for singles and couples!

Now I don’t know about you but my summer vacation is fucking booked. I want to get sucked by some tan slut, cum on her face, and then grab the camera and video her jumping up and down making my cum drip down her large breasts. Cause in my porn video she’s gonna have large breasts. Apparently by joining the site you get in the list of candidates to win the vacation.

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It’s suppose to be a new twist on an old category but not sure that it is. Don’t get me wrong Sperm Cocktail has hot pornstars getting cum drenched, and who doesn’t like seeing that? The twist is that the cocks cum in some big ole martini glasses rather than on her face. I guess looking from the photos and videos that some of them can’t help but to cum on her face anyway…but they’re suppose to cum in the glass. Then she’s suppose to gulp it all down and everyone’s happy. Well I don’t know about everyone, but I’m happy.

On a side note…how fucking ashy does the guy’s cock in the picture above want to be?

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When I saw Farang Ding Dong this morning I was reminded of a previous post about Big Ole Boobies. Where the question was “Are boobs ever too big?” Well I can definately say after seeing Farang that the answer is definately yes. Once they reach that…it takes 5 guys to pull up one boob stage…then she has crossed the line of too much boobage. For some reason I spend a lot of time on this site. So much that I read their 5 part story behind the site. To be honest I thought everything was real and that this small asian sluts really had this GInormous tits, but after reading the story and seeing more photos it’s totally fake. I mean a 75 pound chinese girl with 90 pound boobs…and she still has a 6 pack. Come on now. I can only assume that there is some kind of bra made out of balloons with nipples that comes in different sizes that these guys put on little chinese sluts at a whore house. It’s a great idea so more power to them, but make it real man. Leave it to my imagination, don’t write a book about each girl. It’s still worth the time and you can definately find photos to send around on your company email and get in trouble with. Cause it’s totally safe for work. No nudity, just big ole chinese titties. Have fun.

This french blog is a gold mine. No idea what the hell any of it says but with photos like this…who cares?

I used to have this neighbor when I lived in texas that was just fucking gorgeous. Burnette with long tan legs that had an ass that just waved high as she walked away. She was incredible. I would always day dream about her just showing up at the house…knocking on the door…and the words “Can I suck your cock?” coming out of her mouth. I guess the fact that she was married meant something to her, but that would have made it that much better for me. There’s nothing like a married chick that wants your dick more than anyone elses. A Desperate Housewife if you will. I think that’s the reason I love that show. Hot married sluts that look everywhere for a new dick. It’s brilliant! Today I found Neighbor Affair which is basically my daydreams in video form. So I fucking love it and this chick Riley Mason looks just like my old neighbor…so I’m already a fan of this site. The best part…by far…is the closing line that all the girls use “I want your hot neighbor cum!” Priceless.

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Now right when I was getting sick of all the world cup girls, and soccer players fucking sluts, wet t-shirt world cup comes along. It’s a great lil viral site. You pick what lady you like, you soak her with water, then you watch her dance around. I mean there’s not much to it, but there’s nothing missing from this site. Not to mention you can win an ipod video if you want to take the time to sign up for some shit.

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Here’s a little insight into me. I’m mexican, and like all mexicans, I was, at one time, obsessed with lowriders. I had lowrider posters that covered every inch of my walls. Any car I saw I wanted to lower it and put daytons on it. Obsessed! Another part of being obsessed with lowriders is being a subscriber to Lowrider Magazine. I’ve jacked off more times to lowrider magazine than any other publication on the planet. Including all the porn I watch now and that’s saying something. I just remember them having the hottest fucking models ever. Fucking gorgeous mexican models in aztec costumes with their fat asses hanging out. Sometimes an occasional asian thrown into the mix. I mean I remember thinking to myself once I get a car like that I’ll be fucking women like that. This whole thought started with this picture of Daniella Alonso.

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I know most of you can’t stand her, think she’s a redneck, or just think walking barefoot in a gas station bathroom is too much for you to handle. But for some reason I’ve always been attracted to her. Maybe it’s the fact that she doesn’t care about that stuff, that gets the idea in my head that she would just be amazing in bed. Total pornstar begging you to cum on her face. Can’t you just picture her on her knees begging as she chomps on some flaming hot cheetos? MMMMMM I know I can. Not to mention she’s in Oprah status for money. Can you honestly say you wouldn’t fuck her or Oprah just to get a lil dough? Shit, I’d fuck Bill Gates for some of that cash. Anyway, Britney has posed naked, belly all hangin out, in this months Bizaar Magazine. And I have to say she looks fucking hot. I’m not normally into preggos but I’d fuck a pregnant Brit. Somebodies gotta do it.

Check out Britney Spears Nude Pregnant Pictures and if you’re into that slutty preggo check out Knocked Up Nelly. (Via Fleshbot)