Just say this new ad for Playboy in Brazil. “31 years of playboy” I just love the simple yet Bush in your face appeal this ad has. I kinda miss some bush once in awhile. Unfortunately my girl is asian and it would take her 31 years to look like that. Ah well.
Today is just about Bush I guess. With my last post on the bush gone bye bye playboy ad, to President Bush fucking something else in the world. You can pretty much bet on people just not liking any bush. And I’m normally the same. That is unless you’re talking about real deal…I’m from an asian country and I don’t speak english and I don’t shave my pussy…kind of bush. That kind of pussy just draws me in and makes me want to learn how to say “Suck my dick” in japanese. Well WallWart has a ton of real deal bush photos on his flickr. I’m telling you guys flickr is the place to be.
Check out Wall Wart’s Bush Photos
Today marks a really sad day and it hits really close to home. Texas, my home for most of my life, has decided to ban any outfit that creates cleavage in it’s schools. This may not sound crazy to a lot of you, but the only way I made it through chemistry was being able to look at Sarah McKenzy’s massive 38 DD’s that just popped right out of that little tank top. Luckily, my chemistry class was right after girls athletics, so it was always a little athletic tank top. God it was great. And it just saddens me to think that males of today wont be able to have such great moments burned into their brain. Sad I tell you…just sad.
I’ve never been a fan of jacking off to photos. I don’t know why it’s just not the same as watching some dirty slut bob up and down on a cock til it shoots all over her face. But there are occasions that I need something a little different. That’s when I pull the amateur card. Now if I do decide to look at photos I want it real. I don’t want to see photo shoots of professional pornstars. I want to see real girls…like the one next door…doing dirty things. Web cam photos, cell phone photos, photos they wish they never would have let their boyfriend take cause now they’re on the internet. I guess that’s what makes Girl’s Gone Wild so successful. It’s not fake chicks getting paid it’s just dirty sluts looking for 15 minutes of fame. That’s what I’m looking for. And today I happen to find a massive collection of them over at GlowFoto. Most of it is real sluts just doing what they do.
Check out GlowFoto
Ever since I moved to San Francisco I always get the “so are you gay now” crap from the ignorant fools that have never been here. Obviously that shit is so annoying so I think I’ve come up with a plan for a few redneck friends from Texas that will be visiting in a few weeks. I read today that Allenina, a pretty famous asian tranny pornstar, will be stripping at a strip club here in San Francisco. I think I’ll set like this. I think we’ll make it a normal strip club hop. I’ll get them pretty drunk before we end up at Club Paree, the only tranny strip club I’ve ever heard of. I’m hoping since there are going to be big fake boobls flooping around that they don’t even notice the lil cocks hoppin around. I’ll sit them down and get them dances right away and see how they react. It should make for an outstanding night. I wish strip clubs let you take photos.
On another note check out this Allenina chick. You can’t tell me if you saw her dressed, like the top photo, at a bar that you wouldn’t try to hook up. You’d hope she’d be upfront with the cockness, but if you made it home that would just be the weirdest thing ever. I mean some people say they wouldn’t fuck a fat chick and tell their friend. How do you feel about going home with a chick that had a dick?
Hope to see you at the Strip Club and if you’re into the cock behind the curtain thing check out Tranny Surprise or Tranny Trouble
If you have ever wondered why most ninjas tend to be asian. I have the video that will show you the long ancient teaching methods. Doing this everyday will turn you into something so fast and so fierce that you may never be seen again. Be the Ninja!
Click Here to Watch the Video of Boob Ninja
When I saw this photo the first thing that came to me was a protester with this huge out in front of the white house. I’m not really political or anything, but kind love how creative people get with their “I Hate Bush” campaigns and posters. We’re living in a very creative world. Knotan has some pretty sexy photos in his portfolio. Anyway this was just a random photo of the day, but kinda goes with what I just started. Since there are so many people out there that help us out by filtering through the millions of flickr photos and showing us only the hottest Babes, Asian Ladies, or just Everyday Amateur Porn. I decided I’d help the world be a better place too. So I started a Pornzio’s Favorites on Flickr for the world to see. I’m not just about ass or porn, sometimes just photos are fucking sexy and you can’t explain it. So Hopefully you like. I’ll keep adding to the cause.
Source: Sexblo.gs
Sluts of the world unite in Melissa Midwest’s new contest. She is looking for the next big slut of the midwest. I mean there are a ton of slutty hot women out there so this shouldn’t be hard. I guess it will be hard sorting through all of the nasty sluts that will apply to find that next hot slut that every boy in america will start jacking off to.
The prizes for the contest aren’t shabby at all. WINNER OF THIS CONTEST WILL GET HER VERY OWN WEBSITE, A 13 MONTH CONTRACT, AND BE PAID $100,000 OVER THOSE 13 MONTHS THE FIRST $10,000 IS PAID WHEN WINNER MOVES TO LINCOLN! YES YOU ARE GOING TO BE MOVING TO LINCOLN NEBRASKA FOR 13 MONTHS BUT TRUST ME I WILL MAKE SURE WE HAVE SOME FUN WHEN WE ARE NOT WORKING. THE REST OF THE MONEY IS PAID OVER A 13 MONTH PERIOD WITH $10,000 BEING PAID OUT EVERY 3 MONTHS UNTILL THE LAST PAYMENT WHICH WILL BE THE FINAL $60,000! THAT’S NOT ALL! IN ADDITION TO THE $100,000 YOU WILL BE GIVEN A BRAND NEW CAR TO DRIVE AND YOU WILL HAVE YOUR OWN FULL FURNISHED APARTMENT ALL PAID FOR BY ME FOR THE ENTIRE 13 MONTHS YOU ARE HERE! I WILL SET YOU UP WITH EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO DO YOUR SITE RIGHT FROM YOUR APARTMENT. I AM TALKING A COMPUTER, CAMERA, WEBCAM, VIDEO CAMERA–WHATEVER! I WILL TEACH YOU EVERYTHING I KNOW ABOUT THE BUSINESS SO YOU CAN BE AS SUCCESSFUL AS POSSIBLE.
So here it is sluts of the world. It’s time to put your D on the T and make it happen. Here’s where you go to sign up. Go and be as slutty as you can be. I really hope they get a chick that starts doing hardcore. I hate watching chicks just play with themselves and jump up and down. Fucking suck a cock already.
When I began this project, I used the OB brand of tampon. The cotton string that dangled out of my vagina reminded me of a tail, giving birth to Devil Girl, the first of the personae that emerged on my period. Raised in a Catholic environment, I was made well aware of “the devil” that lurked waiting to consume my innocence. The beginning of my menstrual flow marked my awareness of sex, questioning religious and societal norms, and the formation of my own identity. An external force when I was a child, “the devil” grew inside me as I bled monthly.
Normally I like to show you guys stuff that’s funny or super fucking hot, but today I have to change that up. I mean when I see a new kind of porn…regardless if you can’t jack off to it…I have the duty to show it to you. If you haven’t figured it out from the title…On My Period consist of porn movies and photos of (pornstar/bleeder) May Ling Su “flowing.” I had seen photos of this stuff before but mostly as a gag. These are full on movies that you can buy. Not to mention her photos and videos have been showcased at some art galleries in New York City. Here’s a brief recap of her description of the site:
Umm…this devil bith bleeds like you wouldn’t imagine and then spreads wide and lets you see it all. Umm…I don’t know what else to say except to check out On My Period
Vida Guerra (born Havana, Cuba), is a Cuban-born American model and occasional actress and singer. Her first notable appearance was in a photoshoot for the U.S. edition of FHM magazine, and since then, she has modeled for many other men’s magazines, including Playboy. She often appears on Spanish television shows and is well known because of her large buttocks, which are usually accentuated in her photographs.
How the name Vida Guerra has passed me by I have no idea. I mean I recognize her ass from a FHM issue. But I mean I don’t read those things. I just jack off on the magazine and wait for next month’s to come. But I did a search for best ass today and she was at the top of my list. Not only that but Phun has put a collection of all of her ass all nice and neat for y ou to enjoy. Here’s here M.O.
Okay there’s not much else to say about her. I mean just look at that ass! It’s perfection. Tan, round, just screams spank me and then cum all over my left cheek. That’s what it’s screaming to me anyway. It’s so nice she deserves another picture on pornzio. So here. Click the photos or this link to see her beautiful ass gallery.
