Archive for September, 2006

Guys Fucking Blow Up Dolls

Have you ever fucked a blow up doll? Don’t worry. I won’t tell on you. I’m sure there are a few of you out there who did it as a joke in college. …just once. …drunk. …and you didn’t like it. Ok, so maybe you liked it a little. Whatever. All I’m sayin is that if you’re goign to stick your beloved penis in a deflated plastic hole, make sure nobody takes pics (or video). [tee hee]

All jokes aside, if you insist on fucking plastic, pick a quality sex toy. Try a Fleshlight or a Real Doll. You’ll feel less lame. Promise.

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Hog Tied with Gaping Mouth

This woman is haunting me. I’ve come across several of these bondage pics today, and wanted to share them with you. Most bondage porn depicts subs that look like they were prepared for the scene. …but look at this woman’s shoes. They’re not fetish heels. She looks as if she was caught off guard and forcibly hogtied.

What’s your safe word, sugar? It’s time to cash it in.

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Gay Download Pass

If you want unlimited hot and sticky (down)loads of the hottest gay releases, check out GayDownloadPass. With thousands of niche titles in their archive, it will keep you busy all weekend long. In fact, start your weekend off by watching these choice man flix now.

You can thank your favorite hag on Monday, boys. xoxo

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Pulling Aside the Panty Crotch

Olga’s pulling aside the panty crotch to show a happy clam. Awww

Panties aren’t just for teasing anymore, you know. For many, they’re the destination. You can buy juicy panties for $40 these days. Beyond that, there are tons of sites that specialize in cotton panty videos and photographs.

Remember Guys: Every $20 whore with vd goes camo, but the good girl next door always wears panties! Marinate on that for a minute as you watch this, this, and this.

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Pussy with Candy

CrackaAss made me hungry. I love food porn that pairs candy with sweet pussy. And while that sounds redundant to some of you, the temptress aesthetic IS there. The obvious reference to blowjobs is what does it for most guys…


Of course, I think of sweet pussy juice.

I’m sure you’ve all been there when you’re going down on a girl and her vag juice tastes so sweet you can’t believe it. Like Ms. B says on the Yung Joc track “you chewin on my pussy like a piece of Bubble Yum.” er. yeah. Kinda like that.

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Feed Your Appetite…

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It’s not everyday that porn can actually make you hungry. Sure it’ll make you horny, you’ll have crazy wild woman punch me in the face sex, and then you’ll be hungry and have to munch on something. But how often do you look at a snatch and think “mmmm a big mac would really hit the spot right now.” I really had to give this pussy burger a double take. It just screamed McDonalds to me. So I dubb thee McDonald’s new McSnatch.

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Lets not let the fun stop there. Now we’d like to introduce Wienerschnitzel’s famous All Beef Plumper Dog. As you can see above Amanda likes her dog pretty simple. A little mustard and ketchup and she’s ready to gobble this dog deep down her throat.

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Now you know you can’t eat all this food without something to flush it down with. How about a 7eleven Super Big Gulp of only the finest California Cum. It’s been freshly brewed and has received numerous taste tasting awards. If you’re still hungry for the flesh, be sure to read up on The Taste of Porn. And if you’re more the healthy type, why not try a little sushi? Enjoy the meal and if you’ve got more food for me link to it in the comments.

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Boys Get Spanked

There aren’t a huge number of quality gay fetish sites that feature amateur spanking videos. BoyFetish has won Cybersocket’s Best Leather and Fetish Site Award four years in a row. It’s unique, authentic, and hard to watch if you’re not into the bdsm lifestyle.

I remember the first time I got spanked. 5 dominatrix women from San Francisco beat my ass until it was black and blue. I had a corporate job at the time, and I couldn’t even sit down. It was awesome.

If you like watching men get their ass spanked, jerk off to this, this, and this. If you’d rather watch a girls’ ass turn black and blue, watch this.

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Apple – Producing Superior Porn And “Sin”

Fuck Apple

I’m pissed off. I just discovered that Apple makes judgements as to what they deem appropriate to etch onto their products. We decided to order a bunch of the new iPod Nanos as christmas gifts for some of our clients this year and wanted to put our company name on them. Apple provides this service for a pretty fair price, and they come “like new” in original packaging, etc. but pre-engraved. Well, when we went to pick up our order, they informed us that they don’t do “Sin Brands”. “Sin” Brands?!? You’re kidding me, right?? Our company name and logo have no profanity in them at all and don’t infer anything on their own, but even if they did, WHO THE FUCK ARE THEY TO JUDGE US? Apparently they’re not too good to take our money for the products, they just don’t want to be associated with “Sin” brands. Well, guess what? That’s got me fired up to do just that. Associate them with sin. I don’t think anyone doubts the history and the ability of the Macintosh with multimedia. And guess what industry is multimedia-heavy? That’s right baby, porn. So spread the word good peoples, the Apple corporation and their products are AWESOME for Porn. Whether it’s creating a hardcore fuck scene in iMovie, viewing “Gag on This 8” on your iPod video or enjoying the superb visual clarity of quality interracial pics on your MacBook Pro’s Glossy Screen, Mac’s are great for Porn. I’d even go so far as to say that the Porn Industry wouldn’t be where they are today without Apple. They are true facilitators of Sin.
Apple makes porn better. Apple=Porn. Apple = built for SIN. So get out your Macs, iPod videos and iBooks and show the world that porn is better on a mac. Thanks Apple, for the best damn tools a Sinner like me could want. (Did I mention that Apple products are great for porn?)

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Whores In Socks

The image of a whore in knee socks is a total throw-back to 70s porn. I love it. These pics make me want to hit the local roller rink and bag some babes.


Look at the cheeseburger on this cotton sock whore…

If you’re looking for hardcore sites featuring all girls in socks, check out some of these movie galleries.

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Gay Jeremy is seriously gay

If you’re into nude amateur guys in tube socks and Nike’s, then Gay-Jeremy is your boy. I came across some of these pics, and kept saying “dude that’s so gay.” [see pic] What can you say, though? He’s French and obsessed with tube socks. Ooh la la.

Check out franksweatyfoot’s photos of flickr for more tube sock smut.

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