Archive for September, 2006

100 Sexy Celebrities: My Hip Cheating Wishlist

Every couple has a list of celebrities that they could bang if they happened to get the opportunity. It’s a small world, and I do run into a lot of celebrities during my travels. This is my list of hip celeb women that I’d cheat on a partner for (in no particular order).

  1. Heather Graham
  2. Charlize Theron
  3. Penelope Cruz
  4. Kate Winslet
  5. Ashley Judd
  6. Chloe Sevigny
  7. Annette Bening
  8. Nina Hartley
  9. Gillian Anderson
  10. Giselle Bundchen
  11. Heidi Klum
  12. Hillary Swank
  13. Jennifer Tilly
  14. Jennifer Beals
  15. Joan Jett
  16. Mira Sorvino
  17. Parker Posey
  18. Patricia Arquette
  19. Scarlett Johansson
  20. Rebecca Romijn
  21. Rose McGowan
  22. Selma Blair
  23. Sandra Bernhard
  24. Helena Christensen
  25. Madonna
  26. Stevie Nicks
  27. Veruca Salt (yes, the whole band. at once)
  28. Pat Benetar
  29. Chrissie Hynde
  30. Debbie Harry
  31. Louise Lombard
  32. Rachel Shelley
  33. Jemima Rooper
  34. Pink
  35. Elizabeth Davis
  36. Tina Fay
  37. Sienna Miller
  38. Aishwarya Rai
  39. Naomi Watts
  40. Diane Lane
  41. Molly Sims
  42. Veronica Varekova
  43. Petra Nemcova
  44. Catherine Zeta-Jones
  45. Jenny McCarthy
  46. Kathy Griffin
  47. Anne Hathaway
  48. Michelle Willams
  49. Sandra Oh
  50. Amy Sedaris
  51. Vivian Westwood
  52. Tara Subkoff
  53. Drew Barrymore
  54. Ana Matronic
  55. Gretchen Mol
  56. Susie Bright
  57. Annie Sprinkle
  58. Belladonna
  59. Dita Von Teese
  60. Uma Thurman
  61. Katherine Heigl
  62. Catherine Keener
  63. Joan Cusak
  64. Maggie Gyllenhaal
  65. Susan Sarandon
  66. Shannen Doherty (but only if she fucked me as her 9021 Character)
  67. Portia de Rossi
  68. Felicity Huffman
  69. Frances McDormand
  70. Diane Von Furstenburg
  71. Molly Ringwald
  72. Bjork
  73. Julianne Moore
  74. Mary Louise Parker
  75. Elizabeth Perkins
  76. Tilda Swinton
  77. Jaclyn Smith
  78. Drea De Matteo
  79. Blythe Danner
  80. Marisa Tomei
  81. Ziyi Zang
  82. Michelle Yeoh
  83. Linda Fiorentino
  84. Meryl Streep
  85. Queen Latifah
  86. Kathleen Hanna
  87. Miss Kitten
  88. Missy Elliott
  89. Trina
  90. Charli Baltimore
  91. L7 (again, the whole band at once)
  92. Belinda Carlisle
  93. Nina Hagen
  94. Miuccia Prada
  95. Anna Sui
  96. Debi Mazar
  97. Tracey Ullman
  98. Kim Cattrall
  99. Ann Magnuson
  100. Karen Finley

If you have a list, please post it here. Inquiring minds…

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Female Ejaculation Exists…

Far be it for me to disagree with SugarBank, but here I go… One of my ex girlfriends was a squirter, and fucking her was so much fun. Sure, it’s messy if you don’t lay down towels first. Sure, it can take you off guard if you’re mowing the muff. Bringing your girlfriend to an orgasm so raw that she would loose control and release clear cum all over the bed is quite satisfying.

squirting girls

Let’s forget the discussion on if it’s really urine or cum for a second. Don’t you want to bring your lover to a face clenching, uncontrollable orgasm? Don’t you want to be the favorite lover of each girl you sleep with? Alright-y, then. In this case, it doesn’t matter what female ejaculation is. I’d venture to say that there has not been enough research on this subject to qualify a stance one way or the other.

Bottom Line: hot women getting off is a good thing! If you haven’t fucked a juicy squirter yet, put an ad on Craigslist or create a profile on AFF. I dare you. You can thank me later. xoxo

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Girls Hands in Panties

Panty pervs will appreciate this post. HandDownPants.com is an archive of user submitted pics and video of hot teens grabbing their snatch under panties. It’s probably the best nn (non nude) niche one could think of. Now I’m obsessed with women slipping their hands down their pants.
Any girls who want to post a pic (in our comments area) of yourself with your hand down your panties will be my BFF. Pinky swear!


Ah, the smell of freshly squeezed pussy in the morning. Sorry. I’ll get my mind hand out of my panties now. ;)

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Penny’s Passions…

For some reason the balloons turn me on. I can’t help it they do. I mean there’s something about balloon boobs that just says “I want to be a pornstar, cause I love to get fucked.” At least that’s what this massive things say to me. And since in all of our hearts we all want to fuck a dirty slut. Even if you say you like nice girls. I’m honest! Anyway since I’ve signed up for flickr and started adding some photos to my favorites I’ve been getting some new friends. And Penny is my newest best friend. She obviously does a little hardcore action since she’s posting some photos of cum all over her face, but her true beauty lies under her chin. You’d think plastic surgeons these days would tell people nope I’m not going to make you look like an idiot. I mean these things are obviously real but they make you wonder kinda like FarangDingDong
makes you wonder. I’ll try to find more hardcore stuff for you, but for now you’ll have to live with the photos of these massive boobs. Thanks Penny. Oh and check out Penny’s other photos, Tommi Knockers and her Favorites. It’ll keep you busy most of the day. And if that doesn’t take up most of your day, and you need more top heavy ladies to look at check out Zorro -Bea’s photos.

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Brooke Burke is 35 and I want to bang her…

Today is the birthday of one of the most beautiful women in the world.

Brooke Burke was born as the fourth of seven children in Hartford, Connecticut to Donna and George Burke, and was raised in Tucson, Arizona. She is of Jewish heritage on her mother’s side and was raised in the Jewish religion,[1] and also has Irish, French and Portuguese ancestry. Her parents divorced and her mother re-married Armen Hatounian. She studied broadcast journalism at UCLA, but was signed to top modeling agencies, including the renowned Ford Models Agency, and subsequently appeared in prominent television commercials for Bally Fitness clubs, Coca-Cola, and Discover Card.

Somehow this goddess has had 2 kids and dealt with modeling and tv stardom. Somehow she continues to be one of the hottest women on the planet. Now if she could just start doing porn my life could be complete. My wife better look that good after 2 kids or I’m gonna have to find a Celebrity to be with.

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Dumb Fetish Maker…

There’s something going on with the world right now. And maybe it’s my fault. The world has seen way too much porn. And since they’ve seen so much porn they’ve started coming out with some of the most retarded freaky weird fetishes that I could have ever thought of. I mean what the fuck gets you off from watching chicks Tube Crushing? Then you’ve got your famous Pedal Pumpers. Seriously guys what happened to the old days when it was all about girls going down on big cocks and then watching gobbs of cum go flying all over their faces. I mean seriously does that actually get old? Maybe I’m weird but that still does it for me. But since I tend to do what the world does I’ve decided to come up with my own fetish. It took me awhile to come up with this just cause I still need to be able to jack off to it. So today I launch Roller Skating Porn. And you can do what you want with this but here’s what I’m thinking: Girls wearing roller skates, girls being fucked by a roller skate, girls beating up dudes with roller skates (nudity would be good on that one), maybe even guys cumming on roller skates. Shit it’s work in progress but here are a few for you to get this fetish off the ground.

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MILFtastic Danni Ashe Mind Fuck

I just wanted to jump on CrackaAss’s theme of big boobs and MILFs for a second. Danni Ashe is the right age for MILF lovers like me. Her boobs are flawless and she’s more comfortable with her body than ever. This photograph of Danni for MishaOnline gets me so wet.

I had a femdom fantasy of being tied up right outside her shower wall. Miss Ashe would have me bound close enough to lick the other side of the shower glass. ..but nothing more. I could only dream of being able to lick her nipple. Clearly, I live for the lesbian MILF mind fuck. I have issues.

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Straight Skater Boys Ride Cock for Cash

What can I say? I’m a hag. All my gay boys are into straight skater videos. The lines of what is homo erotic and/or straight are so blurred sometimes. Aloof young guys, baggy pants, old school sneakers, and male bonding (aka anal). …boys will be boys!

SkaterHunt.com tricks young straight skater guys to go gay for pay. If you’re into tight virgin ass, you’ll love this niche. …and if you know of larger sites that focus on skateboarding whores, please post about it here.

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Latex Ass Minus Mistress Fee

Latex feels as good as it sounds as good as it smells. …at least to those of us who are have ever paid over $200 an hour to say “I’m sorry.” yeah. I have issues.

Whatever. You don’t have to be a fetishist to appreciate a tight, latex-covered ass. Just don’t say “I’d hit it,” cause she’d probably hit you. ;)

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Nurturing Sex with Pregnant Chicks

Is it the unexpected milk squirt? Is it the glow that women get when they’re with child? I’m totally down with preggo porn. Thanks to TopHeavy for this amazing pic. Check out how soft her full areolas are…

Need more milky mamas? See this.

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