I love three things more than anything on this great earth…Asian Women…Dirty Sluts…and Playing Pool. There’s nothing better for me. Basically my dream day could involve playing a few games of pool while a couple of asian hotties are under the table sucking me off. That sounds like a wet dream I wish I could have everyday. God damn I came just imaging the possibilities. Okay, well since it’s been a long time since I posted a Free Porn Friday…I’ll go ahead and turn today into Stick and Balls Tuesday. I’ve put together a nice little list of hot sluts playing a game involving putting your balls into holes. Oh and long sticks that go up and down. You like that?

Check out Billiard Porn:

• Crissy Moran plays pool with Charlie Laine
• Tera Patrick bent over a pool table
• Crystal Klein gets hot and bothered playing pool
• Pool table threesome fantasy
• Sophia Rossi gets nude on the pool table
• Dream Kelly strips on a pool table
• Porn Star Billiards
• Teen Lesbians get naked after a game of pool

Lesbians and anime are two great niches that go well together. I came across lestai movies today and was fairly impressed. They have over 35 clips of lesbo hentai as well as 20 full length anime dvds ready for download. Lestai has everything from disturbing to tender erotic toons.

I love this artform best, as there are no sexual boundaries. Any type of sex is possible.

K-I-S-S-I-N-G T-H-R-E-E-S-O-M-E

This bisexual sandwich image is just dripping with lesbo sex. Erica Campbell, Aimee Sweet and Aria Giovanni are 3 of the hottest bisexual pornstars I can think of at the moment. It says a lot when you can’t think past a few girls.

If you crave lesbo 3-ways, watch these movies.

The 30th annual Mrs. America pageant was broadcast on the WE channel this weekend. I’m not sure exactly why, though. I highly doubt that women are their core demographic. Ah, well. You’re lucky the lesbian caught it.

A chick named Diane Tucker from Arizona won the crown. My favorite part of the competition was probably the swimsuit walk and their interviews. It’s clear why a MILF lover like myself would appreciate the swimsuit portion of the competition. However, the interviews are choice for humor. I hate to be the one to say it, but some of these girls aren’t so bright.

Answers such as “I really believe in like literacy” make me laugh (and love them even more). As CrackaAss says, “dumb is beautiful.” So true.

I have to say, since I’ve moved to San Francisco I’ve seen some of the craziest shit. Some shit I never thought I’d be around, and if my family found out they’d probably disown me. Regardless, this weekend marked the 23rd Folsom Street Fair in San Fran. And I’m sure I’m giving off the wrong vibe with the photo above, because it wasn’t a lot of chicks with nice boobs. You could easily describe the fair with two words: leather and cocks. I also ran into our friends from FuckingMachines.com that were mounting a man in a all fours cage, so they were a little too busy to talk. That about sums up what I saw at the fair anyway. Here’s how they describe it:

Folsom Street Events is a nonprofit 501(c)(3) organization serving the adult San Francisco alternative communities. Through the production of street fairs, Folsom Street Events promotes diversity within the leather/alternative lifestyle, highlighting entertainment, service and vendors. Proceeds from the production of the fairs are distributed to organizations which promote a sense of community, diversity, cooperation, health and human services.

To finish it all up. It’s awesome that people can be so free and open here in San Francisco. It’s even better that they’re cool with people like me that aren’t into it at all, but just walk around and
smile and take photos. San Francisco is crazy, but I love it.

Check out the Folsom Street Fair photos on Flickr and their Official Website. I know there were thousands of you there, so please comment on this with links to your photos so we can all enjoy. Thanks.

If you don’t watch Grey’s Anatomy you’re a retard. I know you’re probably sick of the doctor shows and so am I, but that doesn’t mean I’m not going to watch the only show that has super hot female doctors. I mean most of my dreams I’m thinking about while I’m jacking off are about the girls from Grey’s Anatomy. Today it’s all about Katherine Heigl who plays Izzy. Just her character is hot. She was a lingerie model to put herself through school and is now a doctor. So she’s smokin hot and super smart. I love it. She has her own website that shows off her assets, but she needs to fire her designer cause he put up the ugliest photo of her as a main attraction. Regardless she has hot photos in Maxim and FHM. There are plenty more but those are just a couple of my favorites. She would definately be on my list of celebrities I’m allowed to fuck. Thanks Kineda

To my surprise, pink eye is a fetish. Guys jerk off into open eyeballs. These girls catch a sting-y load of cum in the eye, squirm, and pretend that they like it just for you. How accommodating!

Clearly, the girls who agree to this extreme act aren’t the hottest babes. Yet sometimes the act is more important than the actress. If you haven’t said “what the fuck” enough today, you may want to catch a few of their videos in the eye.

RandyBlue’s amateur muscle guys are always tastefully shot. RandyBlue won the Cybersocket Surfer’s Choice Award last year and continues to introduce the hottest male models.

Don’t worry if you’re a straight guy who’s strangely drawn to this pic. Randy Blue brings out the man’s man in everyone. Now go chop some wood!

I love big natural boobs just as much as everyone else, but this pic scares me. I have a recurring nightmare that Susie Sparks tries to smothers me with her 66 inch breasts. This pic shows her going in for the kill. Mommy?

Death by Juggs…what a way to go!

As sick as this looks, I’d be happy to lick the wine off of Yanna’s naked body. Can you imagine using that pussy as a chalice? Mamamia!

I’m already drunk off of the idea.