As I was paging through XXL today, I came across this smokin Video Hoe. Video Hoes are those bionic babes that drop it like it’s hot in rap music videos. This reminds me of of something the great Snoop Dogg said, “without hoes life would be fucked up.”

So true. God bless all the Video Hoes.

This particular video hoe is named Erica. She’s was featured in Big Boi’s “Kryptonite (I’m on It),” Juvenile’s “Rodeo,” Bubba Sparxxx’s “Ms. New Booty” and Biggie’s “Spit Your Game.” 34C-24-38, goddamnit. That body is no joke.

Then there’s the ultra-fly ebony model slash Video Hoe La’Shontae Heckard…

La’Shontae is in Fat Joe & Nelly’s “Get it Poppin,” Dru Hill’s “I Should Be,” Busta Rhymes & Mariah Carey’s “Give It To Me,” 50 Cent’s “Candy Shop,” Ludacris & DTP’s “Growing Pains RMX” Gucci Mane Feat. Young Jeazy’s “So Icy,” and Kanye West’s “Golddigger.” She’s clearly made a career out of being the hot chick in videos.

I really hope the next step for these chicks is porn. Is that so wrong? The music they could license for the adult videos would be hot. Ladies, let me be your manager…

I’m on a twink kick. What can I say?

On my recent trip to Amsterdam, I ran into a producer named Ben Huller. He created the super cute porn site called PopBoys. This site offers exclusive gay teen video that’s a cross between japanimation, boy bands, and candy.

Yay for pop star boy candy. These young starlets will do anything to become a star. I only wish that they’d let the boys post hopeful mp3s (demos of them singing) on their profile page. That would be hilarious.

There isn’t a huge number of sites that offer POV content for teen twink fans. The boys at GayTeenStudios have cum to your rescue. Based in Hungary (but distributed in Russia), GTS offers the hottest Euro twinks you’ve ever seen.

These gay teens are exploring their sexuality and doing what they do best…taking it up the ass and looking cute enough to splooge. Aww

The video series, Honey We Blew Up Your Pussy is so wrong it’s right. The plot is as follows: 1) whore visits doctor 2) insane doctor takes bicycle pump to pussy 3) suction pulls the womans inner and outer pussy lips to the point of elephantitis 4)whore with inflated pussy gets penetrated. Perhaps in this case, a picture is worth a thousand words…

Check out this before and after shot of her blown up pussy…

Yep. There are 2 kinds of porn: one you jerk off to alone, and the other that you gross your friends out with. I think you know which category Honey, We Blew Up Your Pussy falls into. ahem.

Leave it to the lesbians to come up with creative penetration techniques. I recently came across some lesbian toe fucking movies and mutual toe masturbation mpegs that were super hot. I don’t really have a foot fetish, but something about dipping a toe into a cute pussy is exciting.

Now I know what to do when my toes get cold. Pussy toe cozy! Genius.

Seriously, asian porn is falling from the sky today. The name explains it all here. J Photo Book. J is for japan and if you need more information than that you’re an idiot. Just lots of free asian porn photos. Kids…listen up. Buy a camera and make sure you have a big lens. Nothing says professional like a big lens. Then bring lots of alcohol. Done and Done. Why don’t people just listen to me? Check out JphotoBook and if that’s not enough you can peruse Unseen Japan.

I don’t know why, but Asian Porn is just flying at me left and right. This one I had to post. I wrote about Farang Ding Dong awhile ago, but left with a feeling of fakeness. Then today this shows up. An asian named Rina Rockets, with even bigger boobs that Farang. It’s weird cause she’s wearing a wig, but they look much realer than Farang. But those nipples don’t look very sexy. I mean they do kinda look like chocolate melting, so maybe I can just think about that before I put them in my mouth. Check out the main page with the whiteys on there. Their boobs look like they should be on Jerry Springer but they actually do look real. Also check out that animated video at the top. Milk is flying everywhere. I love Asian Day!

Trisha is my latest flickr find. I mean I have no idea who she is, where she’s from, or if she plans to do hardcore anytime soon. But I do know that she’s fucking hot. And hot and asian is enough for me. You guys thought I was kidding when I said today is Asian Day. I don’t fuck around. Well thank you Mrs Smarty Pants for posting your set of Trisha.

Check out this hot ass asian’s photos

If I can give the young folks that look at porn all day some life altering advice it will be this. Become a photographer. I mean think about it. If you’re a photographer, that’s any good, everyone wants you to take their picture. And when I say everyone I mean everyone. Hot models, good girls next door, the milf next door. And if you have any kind of nudes in your portfolio you open yourself up fot those same hot ladies to ask you to take their nude photos. Which obviously leads to setting up the camera on a tripod and making it take photos every 10 seconds as you start to pound her right there. I mean it just happens. Take a look at TAkaci Hirano’s portfolio. He’s just a normal 25 year old photographer in japan. That ladies just say “hey, will you take a picture of my hairy pussy?” He says yes obviously. Then he bangs them. I mean it doesn’t say that in his bio or anything, but I know how it works.

You want to be a photographer. Just look at how good these guys have turned out.

Yatsutani Taizo
Geoffroy de Boismenu
Naomi Kaltman
Patrick Demarchelier
Patrick de Warren
Norbert Guthier

FUCK IT! I’m on a role with the asians so today is just dubbed Asian Day. I’ve always wondered about asian women’s titties. I mean asians are popping babies out there just like mexicans, but the main difference I’ve seen is that Mexican women get these massive boobs when they’re pregnant. And asian woman after pregnancy may have gotten bigger but they’re still tiny in comparison. Well I found out that this isn’t always true. Take a look at the preggo above, not only did her boobs become huge, those nipples stretched out like some playdo. I’m not really into the preggo women, but I’m all about adding to my asian knowledge. So now you know. Asian women’s titties grow too. Glad I could help.