Archive for October, 2006

CrackaAss Fetish…

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I’m not sure if I’ve ever told you this, but I’m really into asian women.  I’m also really into eyes.  So when you can mix a fucking sexy asian women with beautiful colored eyes.  You’ve got yourself a “Jack off til you come on the screen” kinda woman.  That’s what Jennifer Lee is.  She’s just perfect.  I’m sure you’ll agree.  Check her out here and here are some videos of Jennifer Lee.

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Random Photo of the Day…

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I just saw this photo over at Boobie Blog and had to post it on here. It just makes me happy in a weird perverted way. I felt that the photo wasn’t enough though so I did a search for Donald Duck porn and was a little freaked out to find a Hairy Pussy Cutie rubbing on ole Donald. There was also a really fucking weird photo of Donald shooting his own load into his own mouth. I’ll stop there cause that’s just weird.

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Couch Potato…Porn Style

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I’m telling you guys Flickr is just the place for porn.  There’s no denying it.  Today a Dirty Hippie sent me a link to merkley???’s photo set called girls on sofas.  At first read I was like ummmm why do I want to look at girls on a sofa?  But I was happily surprised to see that the girls are actually really hot chicks that are naked and in hot and sexy poses.  It’s pretty sweet.  Not to mention the guy is an amazing photographer.  His ability to create a series is also very apparent as you’ll see.  But don’t stop with the sofas.  Be sure to check out his other sets that share the same professional sex appeal.  chicks , picks , noods , doods , SkyCam , deitadinha , symmetry , #1’s

Check out Girls on Sofas

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Free Sexy Halloween Cards…

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I’ll post halloween porn goodness later, but I just saw these cards that Violet posted on her site.  So fucking hot I had to share.  Hope you enjoy.

Sexy Halloween Cards from Hegre Art

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Meet Jenny Reid…

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I have to say most of the time, when a pornsite doesn’t have a girl sucking a cock. I’m not a fan. I refuse to be. I need some hardcore action. That is unless I see a girl that is just drop dead gorgeous. Today I found Jenny Reid. Jenny is pretty much what I look for in a little teen slut. She’s got a great body and those small little titties. Pretty much her nipples make up her entire boob. But that’s okay, cause when it comes to hot young sluts. That’s what it’s all about. Well that and a bald ass pussy. And she’s got that too. Here’s what she says:

Hey guys, my name is Jenny and I just turned 18 :-) I have always dreamed about being a model, to be well known in the modeling industry. Unfortunately I’m too short! I found out that in order to be an internet model, I don’t have to be tall and being online is a very interesting and entertaining business, so this is why I got this site up, I hope you’ll enjoy it.

Check out Jenny Reid. I’ve gone ahead and put together some galleries for you.

Jenny Reid in her black see through panties
I love Boy Shorts especially Jenny Reid’s
Jenny Reid’s tight little ass
Lady in Red

If you need more Uncle Sergei has a few more

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Good Vibrations Amateur Erotic Film Festival

I attended the kick off to Good Vibrations Amateur Erotic Film Festival in San Francisco last night. The location for the festival was set at the historic Castro Theater. The panel was full of people that I admire (yes, the fabulous Carol Queen was one of the judges). GVTV caught me on the way in, and I was feeling psyched for a great night of noob erotic filmmakers!

To my surprise, most of the films they showed last night were terrible. I was very disappointed at the selection. I suppose that means that they were drowning in horrible entries. If I was in charge, I’d pull a Flava Flav and not choose a winner just yet. …I’d push the entry deadline farther out and see if there are other gems they could stumble upon.

The highest quality film they showcased actually had a real pornstar (Satine Phoenix) as a main character. I was surprised that they allowed such an element in an amateur film festival. Don’t get me wrong, I am a fan of Satine Phoenix’s work. …but my understanding was that it was supposed to be all amateur. Oh well. As it was turned out, I was happy to see at least one great erotic film. That film was more than worth the price of admission!

You may ask then, which was the worst? Believe me, this is a hard decision to make. One of the films grappled with the trite/tired/lame concept of fingering a flower. One of the judges called it “tasty.” no. I hate that women can’t be shot just fucking and having real orgasms. You can shoot real women truly getting off in a femme and artistic way, IF that’s the goal. It does anger me to see girls rolling around on beds and posing with flowers, though. …licking/fingering a rose while making silly myspace poses on the bed. What’s worse? It was shot with heavy filtering, so all the visuals were soft. I’m sure she was going for an obvious “feminine,” but her film sped quickly past feminine and drove right off the bridge of appropriate.

Being the immature film critic that I am, I started quietly giggling. I spilled out a snort, which turned into rolling laughter. The entire balcony of the theater followed suit. It was as if they were waiting for the green light to disapprove of the bad flower sex. Quickly the theater was filled with hard belly laughs. I feel bad for the filmmaker who had to hear people laugh during their “serious erotic project,” but whatever. At least it was an honest response.

I hope that next year Good Vibes gets more cut throat with the festival. I am a huge fan/customer of the GV empire, and would love to see more quality erotica making it through. …true erotic visionaries being showcased. Since it was their first year, it can only get better. I would highly suggest attending next year, so we can see this festival unfold.

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May I be your Papi Chulo?

Warning: Papi’s huge archive of party boy videos will cause premature ejaculation. Keep a jerk off towel handy as you peep in on the hottest gay parties and secret orgy afterparties.

In a sea of gay reality sites, Papi manages to remain original by allowing members to interact/chat with the guys who attend their parties. Their event attendees aren’t models, just hot party guys.

If you want to see more guys getting hard on the dancefloor, check out these free Papi videos. You can thank your favorite hag later. xoxo

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8teenboy

Are you into younger guys? 8teenboy is a well organized site full of beautiful twinks with perfect skin. You’ll love their youthful contract models.

Either download their movies to your video ipod or burn to dvd. 8teenboy also sells the physical dvds with discreet shipping. None of the movies are restricted by DRM. All of their gay content is exclusive and original.

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Candid Male Nudes

If you’re interested in candid male nudes, check out AllCandid. What I like best about the site is how they categorize their different candid niches. You don’t have to search for locker room sets if that’s what you’re looking for.

Their site isn’t super slick in design. Yet, their amateur collection speaks for itself. They’ve been gathering real amateur, voyeur, and candid male nudes for over 7 years.

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Sarah Shahi…

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I LIKE NAKED SLUTS. You know this, I shouldn’t have to say it. But once every 6 full moons a beauty comes out of the darkness that doesn’t even have to be a slut. She’s so beautiful that just looking at her makes me want to shoot a load all over the screen. I’ve thought that Sarah Shahi was gorgeous from the first time I saw her in Boston Public. She’s now a major role in the L word series where she plays a sexy dj named Carmen. Oh and she’s from texas. Good things just come from the south. Speaking of the south, Sarah used to be a Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader back in 1999. This site has a good amount of Sarah Shahi photos. This one is my favorite.

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