I’m not super competitive, but this Ultimate Surrender site has turned me into a sports fanatic. Ultimate Surrender takes 2 lesbians, strips them down, and makes them wrestle naked. The winning lesbo gets to fuck the looser in any hole she wants. Genius, right?
Now I’m in favor of any sex sport that involves a boob pin.
If your girl fucks a bottle once, perhaps she’s just kinky. …but 2 or more times, and you have a real problem. Only alcoholic sluts beg to fuck the wine bottle after dinner. The bigger issue? There’s no 12 step program for bottle fuckers. 
Too many pornographers file this niche under wacky insertions, but it should just be called “alcoholic porn,” “AA fetish,” or a “boozer fuck.” Just my 2 cents.
Yeah, I know. Everyone needs underwear. yada yada yada. Listen: If you’re surfing for men’s underwear sites, you are gay. And fyi: the models who sport the underwear for online stores are also gay.
I’m sure there a few men who are reading this and thinking “…but not me. I’m not gay. I am just looking to buy some quality silk thongs online.” You’re gay. Trust me, sport.
Now that you’re coming out, you’ll be happy to know that we have a crapload of gay porn links. Bonus! Use our category links at the top, to explore your new found sexuality.
I’m not a huge fan of the new wave of smoking sites. None of them compare to the old school smoking photographs. I love vintage girls with natural breasts…wrapped in difficult undergarments…looking glamorous with cigarette holders.
If I’ve peeked your curiosity for free vintage cuties, check out these blogs. If you’re interested in larger archives of vintage videos and erotica, check out this, this, and this.
When I hear “extreme” I think of mountain dew. All of those crazy x game wannabe commercials with people sky diving, bungee jumping, and doing flips on bikes. So when I clicked the link to Extreme Sophia, I had crazy expectations. Cause the photo above does not scream anything about extreme to me. Maybe it’s extreme when someone has 4 cocks in them at one time, but to me it’s all about the facial expression. When you’re extreme you need to be screaming or at least have your mouth wide open at all times. I hope you’re taking notes. Anyway, if you’re into four studs over for a rough blowbang, taking turns ramming their cocks down her throat until she begs for them all to cum in her mouth and on her face at the same time. Then this site is for you, but if you’re looking for Xgames extreme and chicks skydiving while giving head. Then I hate to be the barer of bad news but you’re going to have to go here.
Check out Extreme Sophia
I know I’ve said it before, but I’m all about the quality. I look at way too much porn and hate when I have to sort through mounds of shit to get to some quality fucking. Today I found a new site called Round Mound of Ass, and it is that and then some. Where they actually found an asian girl with a big ole round ass like that I don’t know, but I thank them with everything I have. Be sure and check out her trailer. If you’re into ass, and who isn’t, this site is for you. It’s nothing but sexy sluts with big round asses getting pounded. You know you have to do the whole speal too, with the interview and the greasing up the ass, making it shake, then finally get to the fucking. I personally fast forward through all that bullshit. I want to see some fucking.
Check out Round Mound of Ass
Did it all start with Rappin Granny or Blue Iris from the Howard Stern show? GILF stands for “Grandmother I’d Like to Fuck.” It seems to be fucking everywhere these days.
I swear to god, I’m not searching for GILF action. It’s really NOT my thing. Yet it seems like every time I’m searching for smokin MILF vids, depraved granny videos pop up instead. ack! Even my strap-on seems to get less hard when I come across it. [Drooooooooooop]
For most of us, GILF action the type of niche you watch with your buddies. You gross them out with it. …watching it only to say “aww Sick. Wait. Look at this one. It’s worse! Granny, what are you doing with that zucchini?”
Ok. No judgment here. If you happen to be into saggy boobs, liver spots, and super saggy pussy, then look at Ask Your Granny or Granny’s Place. And to the noobs: just make sure you know what you’re getting into. Once you’ve seen some of this stuff, you’ll never look at Grandma the same way.
Going through this flickr photo set I remember seeing some of these photos, so I checked the profile and these were from the Strippers of London that I saw on Fleshbot. I remember thinking to myself…that it’s cool that this person got to take photos at a stripclub…but that I wish there were hot girls at this one. Cause from what I saw there weren’t. Anyway I found her flickr set randomly today and I have to say this is the weirdest fucking set I’ve ever seen. It’ll turn you on, and then make you want to vomit all on the same page. I mean there are fake tits which everyone likes. Who doesn’t like a stripper. But then right next to this hot stripper is a deer with it’s guts hanging out. WHAT THE FUCK? This thing screams I have a lot to say and if you’re not going to listen to me look at these fucking pictures. Here’s her bio off of The Naked Truth Blog:
I currently live in London. I studied photojournalism at The School of The Art Instiute of Chicago and than received a Masters there as well.I currently live in London. I have travelled around the world capturing everything from sex workers to Russian prisons and riots in Serbia. I am posting my lifes work on flickr this is what I have been doing for 22 years this is who I am. I am published in many different languages in many different countries.
I don’t really know what to say about it, except you have to see it. I have to go find some hotness to jack off to cause I can’t get the image of sheep being swept off the street out of my head. Hotness to come, but check out the very strange, dirty, scary, political photos set of Journalism.
I need to dedicate this post to all the foxy sexperts who have made an impact on my life. I didn’t end up on this road to positive pornography all on my own. I read their sex books early on in life, and I owe them some serious gratitude.
They helped with coming out, fucking, respecting my pussy, and navigating through various sexual politics. Without further ado, here’s a short list of queer sexperts that kick ass.
Buy their sex education books and/or videos for your girlfriend if you want to take your sexual life to the next level. You can learn a lot from bisexual sexperts. I promise. xoxo
Check out this issue of Flaunt Magazine to see the hottest S&Mesque photoshoot with none other than Scarlette Johansson and Dita von Teese. [O’RLY? YaRLY!] Scarlette is so hot as a lesbo top.
Who am I kidding? She’d be a hot sub, too.
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