Not to be outdone by her sister in japan. This young american slut decided she’d take the fish flying out of her ass one step further. By sticking an entire eel all the way up in her cooch. You read that right. A fucking eel. In her fucking cooch. Who comes up with this shit.
Archive for November, 2006
Okay…I don’t know why, but I’ve been wanting to see what all the fuss was about. There were all these rumors that screech has some monster pornstar cock, and after watching this video. He’s fucking delusional! I mean I watch this whole video and it’s nothing but him referring to his cock as a monster, when it aint shit. It’s a little screech cock. So shut the fuck up about it. The screech porn video is tough to watch cause nothing really happens. He sits in the tub for a bit, he gets head and watches some chicks make-out, and then he tells the girl she got a dirty sanchez. But you don’t see it. Maybe I missed something. But Mr. Dustin Diamond…YOU DON’T HAVE A BIG COCK! GET OVER IT!
Oh it may ask you to login to see the video…so the username is killer and so is the password…then just refresh the link or click it here again…and it will play. Good Luck.
I don’t even know what to say about this shit. Fishes really do fly out of her ass…it’s fucking amazing. The real question is why the fuck would you put fish in your ass? Who comes up with these ideas? Cause I need to be working there.
Check out the video of fish flying out of a cute asian’s ass
I really miss the real thing. I mean being with girls with fake boobs is great. They always look amazing, but sometimes you just want to be fucking a girl and watch her boobs flying everywhere…slapping herself in the face. That’s just hot sometimes. But with today’s times, the real boob is becoming like atari. People have heard about it, but no ones ever actually seen or played with it before. Well today I found a book called Big Book of Breasts which is over 400 pages of the real thing. Nothing but hot real and not to mention big ole boobies. It’s by Dina Hansan who has done some work with the biggest pervert photographer around…Mr Terry Richardson. Anyway Check it out.
Okay…this is just fucking cool. Just put in a search term like “blowjob” and a magic webpage comes up with videos galore. Apparently 6 million hours of video content. That should last you through the day. I’ll get you some more tomorrow.
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Okay…I love me some reality porn. You got your dumb sluts getting picked up by the bangbus, The milfhunter tracking down sexy moms in the grocery store, and don’t forget your college sluts fucking at parties. I mean how can you not love porn when it brings it into reality. I mean they make you believe. If you have 200 bucks and a van. You can fuck a hot chick like this too. Every man’s dream right?
Well asian’s have something else in mind. They do somewhat of a retard version of reality porn. Not real life situations. More like asian stereotypes mixed in with porn. Take this first video, Martial Arts meets porn. Sounds great right. When I read it I expected to see some chick beating some dudes ass and then licking his wounds. Then he cums on her face and the world is a better place. But…no. It’s two chicks wearing kendo masks trying to test their skills of being still while another asian eats them out and fingers them. Yeah I know it sounds hot, but it’s not reality. I would have been happier seeing this video.
Now we move on to video 2. This one is a better step in the direction. It’s called Asian Mechanic Tunes up her man. This one sounded hot. I pictured her in her cover-alls and she tears them off as she sucks a fat cock in the auto body shop with cars all around or something. But…no. It’s a chick wearing a mechanic outfit that now has bright baby blue colors on it. I mean if that doesn’t say mechanic I don’t know what does. Then…there’s no cars…no shop…nothing. Just a dude that sits on a couch and gets a blowjob. Well they do fuck and she makes sure to keep the reality porn obvious by keeping on her “I’m a mechanic” cocked to the side baseball hat. Step in the right direction, but come on people.
Video 3 is the asian take on a schoolgirl reality porn. You know where the teacher makes the student suck his cock and then he spanks her and tells her if she tells he’ll flunk her out of high school. Yeah one of my favorites too. Well this isn’t like that so I hope you didn’t get excited. This is an all girls school classroom. The teacher comes in and tells them all to take off all their clothes…and stand up on the desk. They do…and at the end they look like asian nazi army members standing on a desk with hairy pussies. Well that’s what it made me think of. I know I’m fucked up. Regardless. Another shitty attempt at the reality porn. Come on now. I mean how can you guys be 10 years ahead of us technology wise, but so far behind with the quality of porn. So sad.
Okay this one isn’t really porn but it’s real “reality” mixed in with some asian sluts that take off their clothes in a public photo booth. I just through that one in there for fun. I mean who doesn’t like watching the inner slut come out in a photo booth.
This fucking video is halarious. It’s not hardcore or anything but it’s a couple role playing. But not your normal french maid or bad cop role playing. No this is George W Bush fucking the country role playing. That’s right. I’m not into politics, but I’m all about this.
Check out the video of George W Bush fucking The Country
The idea that Eva and Beyonce were going to finger fuck in a Sofia Coppola adaption of Tipping The Velvet had me all juicy and ready to go. Beyonce would look so fucking hot strapping it on for Eva Longoria. Mamamia!
Unfortunately, these luscious stars have revealed this week that they are not performing scissor sex in the Victorian drama. Damnit! Why are female stars so worried about being cast as a lesbian in a feature film? The reality is that it would probably help their career. Lots of female actresses have gone gay for pay and reaped the benefits therein. There’s not as much stigma with taking on a lesbian role.
You might ask, “is there an upside to this upset?” Yes! I’m finding lots of user posted celeb fakes of Eva and Beyonce getting it on. Too funny. Check out all the celeb fakes here.
Have I mentioned lately how much I love stolen sex tapes? I do. I live for celebrity sex scandals. And this Britney/K-Fed/Honeymoon sex video (that was pre-weight gain) has me in a tizzy. Like a lot of surfers, I’ve been doing my regular search on user posted video sites for the Britney tape. Nada.
The minute I have a clip of it, and determine that it’s not fake, I’ll post it here. Bookmark us so that you don’t miss out.
My prediction is that Britney will follow the road paved by other female celebrities involved with sex scandal before her. She’ll weigh licensing the sex tape with Kevin Federline over paying him more in the divorce settlement…and choose porn. Then she’ll make money on the dl and deny it to the public. Hell, Britney will probably cry on tv about the whole experience and tell her fans that she never knew about the tape or the celebrity sites who sell it. Britney’s next album will get a boost from the extra press. Look what it did for Paris Hilton!
As I watch this I’m standing up and clapping my hands. I mean Guage does a fucking handstand and plops her asshole right on this ugly fucker’s…wearing socks…cock. That is fucking impressive. Bravo…Bravo!
Handstand Anal Fucking Video