Now this is going to be on the wall of every super nerd dorm and/or office cubical. Nerdcore brings video games and hot women together for the nerds of the world. Well…and the pervs like me that are into video games. So…ummm…well…yeah all of us are going to love this shit. Get your Nerdcore Calendar today.
After Salma Hayek decided to take off her top on ugly betty I’ve found myself just looking at nothing but hot mexican porn. First it was 8th Street latinas, then border bangers, then dirty latina maids, and then like magic this beautiful goddess found her way on my screen. Wearing her sexy ass pink knee highs and some ugly ass high heels. Oh and don’t forget the little schoolgirl skirt. God damn. Enjoy this sexy mexican ass.
So when lesbodojo wrote about Jordan Capri going hardcore it wasn’t bullshit. Today they released a photoset of a hotel blowjob. What a lucky lucky man. Anyway here it is. Jordan Capri sucking cock. There are actually 2 galleries. They are almost identical, but looks like there might be like one or two different photos in a set. I just didn’t want you guys to miss out. And if her sucking cock isn’t enough here’s a hot ass strip tease video.
Gallery 1 of Jordan Capri with cock in her mouth
Gallery 2 of Jordan Capri sucking dick
Yes you read right. A bra that turns into a fucking shopping bag. What will the japanese think of next. I mean not only is this a bag and a bra, but the bag part is hidden in the bra as extra padding. That’s right ladies…make your boobs look bigger…then go shopping. Done and done. I found this over at sexblo.gs but if you read japanese you can go ahead and read it from the source at triumph international japan.
Okay this one is a little weird just because there is no sound. But that’s okay, CrackaAss will help you out. I like to call this…80’s meets horrible plot porno in japan.
The asian nurse in the middle…we’ll call her Meg (cause that’s real japanese) is the RN. She’s going to teach the wannabe nurses how to revive a flacid penis. The man lying on the bed has been in coma for the past 6 years. The doctors have realized that if they don’t make this man cum that he’s going to die.
Luckily Meg has been trained in the art of “swallowsmallcock” which may be the only thing that can help this man. So Meg begins the procedure. She gets going, and you can’t really tell from the video, but this guys cock gets hard. The blur kinda fucks that…but you can tell from how happy the other nurses are and how they begin to nod their heads. So Megs going at and then all of a sudden she yells to a nurse “GIVE ME A RAG!” this dudes cum taste like shit. Meg expected this since she’s been feeding him nothing but shitty hospital food through a tube…but still. It’s a whole different ball game when it’s actually in your mouth.
So Meg feels good about herself. She just saved a man’s life but sucking on some cock, and the world is a better place. Dude’s still in a coma but hey…at least he got some. The End
I know this site is normally about porn, but today it’s about some hot ass japanese girls. More specifically the girls in the running for Miss Universe Japan 2006. Now a couple of these girls I don’t find all that tasty, but I’d still put it in all of them. And the site is pretty fucking sweet as well.
I don’t know how I get by without fleshbot. Today they sent me over to LuckiCharms, a “modeling agency”. Well that’s what they call it. I call it sluts that will take off their clothes for money. So I guess that makes them strippers. Never thought about that before. What is the difference between a model who gets butt naked for a big billboard in time square and a chick that shows you her boobs for a dollar in a strip club? Is it that the model gets paid tons of money to get naked? So you have to hit a certain dollar limit to be considered a model if not you’re just a stripper? Ponder on that. And while you’re pondering check out the hot sluts on LuckiCharms. There are some hotties on here from pretty much every state in the U.S. of A. Some though, say they’re not available for nude shoots. Can’t win em all I guess.
So let me get this straight. This photo set is Raven Riley, the hottest slut in the porn industry. And Kat Young, the adorable asian cutie who’s making a big name for herself making out and eating each other out. Is this too good to be true? I mean the only thing that could make it better is if it was another…maybe a little hotter asian with the goddess raven. Maybe someone like Mika Tan or Avena Lee. I mean my dick would be jumping up and doing cart wheels then. Regardless it’s hot shit.
Check out Raven Riley and Kay Young licking each others muff
As I watch this I’m standing up and clapping my hands. I mean Guage does a fucking handstand and plops her asshole right on this ugly fucker’s…wearing socks…cock. That is fucking impressive. Bravo…Bravo!
Handstand Anal Fucking Video
Have I mentioned lately how much I love stolen sex tapes? I do. I live for celebrity sex scandals. And this Britney/K-Fed/Honeymoon sex video (that was pre-weight gain) has me in a tizzy. Like a lot of surfers, I’ve been doing my regular search on user posted video sites for the Britney tape. Nada.
The minute I have a clip of it, and determine that it’s not fake, I’ll post it here. Bookmark us so that you don’t miss out.
My prediction is that Britney will follow the road paved by other female celebrities involved with sex scandal before her. She’ll weigh licensing the sex tape with Kevin Federline over paying him more in the divorce settlement…and choose porn. Then she’ll make money on the dl and deny it to the public. Hell, Britney will probably cry on tv about the whole experience and tell her fans that she never knew about the tape or the celebrity sites who sell it. Britney’s next album will get a boost from the extra press. Look what it did for Paris Hilton!
So you see, everyone wins with a juicy celebrity sex scandal. …porn site producers, celebrities, the stupid boyfriend, and the public. I love you Britney! Please let us see your honeymoon sex tape!
