The idea that Eva and Beyonce were going to finger fuck in a Sofia Coppola adaption of Tipping The Velvet had me all juicy and ready to go. Beyonce would look so fucking hot strapping it on for Eva Longoria. Mamamia!

Unfortunately, these luscious stars have revealed this week that they are not performing scissor sex in the Victorian drama. Damnit! Why are female stars so worried about being cast as a lesbian in a feature film? The reality is that it would probably help their career. Lots of female actresses have gone gay for pay and reaped the benefits therein. There’s not as much stigma with taking on a lesbian role.

You might ask, “is there an upside to this upset?” Yes! I’m finding lots of user posted celeb fakes of Eva and Beyonce getting it on. Too funny. Check out all the celeb fakes here.