I recently took a sex class from non other than Nina Hartley. Yes, I even get a certificate for participating. Nina Hartley has always been a sexual icon for me, and it was amazing to hear her speak.

The class was held in San Francisco in the back room of Good Vibrations on Polk Street. Nina Hartley spoke to a class of about 20 horny couples…and me. I was probably the only girl in the room that was spunky enough to attend the class solo.

She had charts that broke down sexuality by gender, submission/domination, kink, monogomy/pollyamory, how long it takes you to orgasm, how many orgasms you can have in a night, how much sex you need to be happy, etc. It was really interesting to see it all mapped out so well. It made me realize that I’ve been choosing sexual partners that don’t have the large sex drive that I do. It was quite a wake up call for yours truly. Apparently, I have a “short trigger” and my multiple orgasms deserve a partner who’s “present.” Thanks for the sexpert advice, Nina!

I even tried to talk to Ms. Hartley during one of the breaks. I was so nervous that I kept asking if other people wanted to go before me. When she looked at me with those big eyes and asked how I was, I immediately turned it into a business conversation. lol I’m such a dork! Do you have any pornstars you feel that way about?

Today my biggest priorities are to buy Nina Hartley’s new book and to sign up for a new profile on AFF. Now that I have the tools for better orgasms, I want to find a sexually compatible (lesbo) fuck buddy! Ah, yes. This should be an interesting weekend. Details will cum later…

Yes. Smokin babes all over the world jerk off to Pornzio! Remember my hot girl cam battle a couple of months ago? Well feast your eyes on these new pics…

While the CamWithHer babes were in Houston recently, they decided to send me more sexy pics on the road. This marks yet another cam girl battle for our affection. Which girl do you think is the hottest?

It’s so hard to decide between these foxy amateurs. I love them all!
Leave comments for which babe you think is the most attractive. I’ll do a feature on the amateur that gets the most positive responses. Deal?

Miss Femme sent in this sweet pic of her in a sailor costume. She makes me want to dress up like a pirate and steal that booty asap. Am I wrong?

It looks her girlfriend, Chloe, had a similar idea…

Leave a comment to vote for your favorite cam hottie! If you want to see more of these girls, check out their myspace profile.

No really…these two lovebirds thought to themselves.  You know what will be sexy?  If we get naked, climb up to the top of that tree in the backyard, and just start going at it.  This is up there with the crazy japanese porn ideas.  Still worth a watch.

Couple fucking in a tree 

If enjoy golf, you’ll get a kick out of golf course porn. Hell…even if you don’t like golf, the exhibitionist aspect of this sex will surely interest you. Below is one of my favorite golf pics featuring Naughty Allie and her girlfriends having a lesbian orgy on a golf course. Hole in one four?

If you love candid boy-girl sex outdoors, check out this, this, and this. I also came across this interracial gay sex on the golf course. Yay for sporty whores!

Pussy magnet? Not unless you’re trying to attract blind hookers. Who fucking cares?! This lesbo says 2 thumbs up to pussy art cars. There’s something so wrong about them, that it circles back to being ok. …sort of like the Pussy Wagon from the film Kill Bill.

Check out this Burning Man vagina car complete with tampon string…

If these pics are making you horny, watch these chicks fuck in cars. And if you’re looking for guys getting fucked in cars, watch these videos.

This one kinda just explains itself.  It’s a chick masturbating while she sings karaoke.  I mean it’s talent.  I can barely say “oh you bitch you like that” while I masturbate.  The japanese ladies are talented.

Watch a japanese girl masturbate while she sings karaoke

Tatum Reed just sent me this exclusive pic from her recent trip to London. It looks like Tatum and Daisy Rock really hit it off! I knew that if you put those hot girls in a room together that lesbian action would take place. muha!

See more of Tatum Reed here. Add Tatum Reed on MySpace.

Here’s a sneak Peek at Daisy Rock’s new site. Add Daisy Rock on MySpace.

If fuckingmachines.com doesn’t know about the guy who made this, they need to find him.  How awesome is this? Not only do you get to masturbate, but you also get to ride around town on a go cart.  This is like a mix of exhibitionist, masturbation, fetish and racing.  Just think if they were remote control.  You could put your lady on one, and your friends lady on the other and race them through town.  I real meet the neighbors kinda thing.

Check out this video of the Dildo Go Kart 

We’re all big kids. I miss being in school and the hardest thing I had to do was pick out what color crayola I wanted to color the pig’s tail with. Well we can now we can all be a big perverted kids. Melcher Media has come up with a full on hardcore sex book with animated pop up sections. Check out this video and watch it in action. Then buy it for every one of your perverted friends for christmas.

Sex Pop Up Book