I fucking love Conan.  Especially anytime I can mix Conan and Porn.  Well not…like him…in porn cause he’s not the sexiest guy in the world.  But who knows some of you peeps like some good fire crotch action.  So anyway on Conan the other night he had a skit with a manatee on a web cam touching itself.  And said it was for HornyManatee.com.  And now they’ve gone ahead and made an actual porn site based on this manatee.  Check the video explaining it all. You have to check it out.

Horny Manatee

There is a ton of tranny porn on the internet these days. Sites like Big Dick Tranny, Tranny Destruction, and Tranny Hunt are all over the place. Well thanks to my new gay trend finder in the office. I was turned on to He Turned She. Which is exactly what you’re thinking minus the porn. Sorry. It’s still cool though. If you’ve ever wondered what you’d actually look like if you went hardcore tranny and chopped the cock off. Well now you can find out. If you’re serious though here’s what I’d do. I’d have them make me some pictures…I’d send around the pictures to a bunch of dudes…if they say damn that bitch is hot…or I’d put it in her butt…or even better…i’d cum all over her face. Then go ahead with the surgery. Cause lets face…people probably aren’t saying that about you in your current state.

Good luck at He Turned She

Nothing says holiday cheer like tah-tahs nicely cupped by Victoria’s Secret bras. Tonight I watched this mainstream porn phenomena that CBS somehow slides through once a year. This show essentially consists of boobs bouncing down the runway…over and over…until you’re hypnotized and smiling like a stoned retard. Niiice. It was so much better than last year’s runway show. The lingerie was actually really wearable. …which I was keen on. blah blah blah.

Anyway…on with the tah-tahs…

Justin Timberlake was the backdrop of the fashion show this year. I’m Bringing Sexy Back seemed to be the the running theme. They showed clips of the models singing along and doing booty dances. Anyone care to guess how many runway models he’s going to bang tonight? Damn.

Missed out last year? Check out Victoria’s Secret Runway Show from 2005.

You already know that I think Masumi Max is one of the hottest women alive. But after watching this behind the scenes video of a photoshoot with Bianca Beauchamp…she seems like one of the coolest chicks in the world to hang out with.  I love when super hot girls seem really cool and funny.  I want to get drunk with Masumi.  Can anybody make that happen?

Behind the Scenes Video of Masumi Max and Bianca Beauchamp

We’re all big kids. I miss being in school and the hardest thing I had to do was pick out what color crayola I wanted to color the pig’s tail with. Well we can now we can all be a big perverted kids. Melcher Media has come up with a full on hardcore sex book with animated pop up sections. Check out this video and watch it in action. Then buy it for every one of your perverted friends for christmas.

Sex Pop Up Book

If fuckingmachines.com doesn’t know about the guy who made this, they need to find him.  How awesome is this? Not only do you get to masturbate, but you also get to ride around town on a go cart.  This is like a mix of exhibitionist, masturbation, fetish and racing.  Just think if they were remote control.  You could put your lady on one, and your friends lady on the other and race them through town.  I real meet the neighbors kinda thing.

Check out this video of the Dildo Go Kart 

Tatum Reed just sent me this exclusive pic from her recent trip to London. It looks like Tatum and Daisy Rock really hit it off! I knew that if you put those hot girls in a room together that lesbian action would take place. muha!

See more of Tatum Reed here. Add Tatum Reed on MySpace.

Here’s a sneak Peek at Daisy Rock’s new site. Add Daisy Rock on MySpace.

This one kinda just explains itself.  It’s a chick masturbating while she sings karaoke.  I mean it’s talent.  I can barely say “oh you bitch you like that” while I masturbate.  The japanese ladies are talented.

Watch a japanese girl masturbate while she sings karaoke

Pussy magnet? Not unless you’re trying to attract blind hookers. Who fucking cares?! This lesbo says 2 thumbs up to pussy art cars. There’s something so wrong about them, that it circles back to being ok. …sort of like the Pussy Wagon from the film Kill Bill.

Check out this Burning Man vagina car complete with tampon string…

If these pics are making you horny, watch these chicks fuck in cars. And if you’re looking for guys getting fucked in cars, watch these videos.

If enjoy golf, you’ll get a kick out of golf course porn. Hell…even if you don’t like golf, the exhibitionist aspect of this sex will surely interest you. Below is one of my favorite golf pics featuring Naughty Allie and her girlfriends having a lesbian orgy on a golf course. Hole in one four?

If you love candid boy-girl sex outdoors, check out this, this, and this. I also came across this interracial gay sex on the golf course. Yay for sporty whores!