You already know that I think Masumi Max is one of the hottest women alive. But after watching this behind the scenes video of a photoshoot with Bianca Beauchamp…she seems like one of the coolest chicks in the world to hang out with.  I love when super hot girls seem really cool and funny.  I want to get drunk with Masumi.  Can anybody make that happen?

Behind the Scenes Video of Masumi Max and Bianca Beauchamp

Nothing says holiday cheer like tah-tahs nicely cupped by Victoria’s Secret bras. Tonight I watched this mainstream porn phenomena that CBS somehow slides through once a year. This show essentially consists of boobs bouncing down the runway…over and over…until you’re hypnotized and smiling like a stoned retard. Niiice. It was so much better than last year’s runway show. The lingerie was actually really wearable. …which I was keen on. blah blah blah.

Anyway…on with the tah-tahs…

Justin Timberlake was the backdrop of the fashion show this year. I’m Bringing Sexy Back seemed to be the the running theme. They showed clips of the models singing along and doing booty dances. Anyone care to guess how many runway models he’s going to bang tonight? Damn.

Missed out last year? Check out Victoria’s Secret Runway Show from 2005.

There is a ton of tranny porn on the internet these days. Sites like Big Dick Tranny, Tranny Destruction, and Tranny Hunt are all over the place. Well thanks to my new gay trend finder in the office. I was turned on to He Turned She. Which is exactly what you’re thinking minus the porn. Sorry. It’s still cool though. If you’ve ever wondered what you’d actually look like if you went hardcore tranny and chopped the cock off. Well now you can find out. If you’re serious though here’s what I’d do. I’d have them make me some pictures…I’d send around the pictures to a bunch of dudes…if they say damn that bitch is hot…or I’d put it in her butt…or even better…i’d cum all over her face. Then go ahead with the surgery. Cause lets face…people probably aren’t saying that about you in your current state.

Good luck at He Turned She

I fucking love Conan.  Especially anytime I can mix Conan and Porn.  Well not…like him…in porn cause he’s not the sexiest guy in the world.  But who knows some of you peeps like some good fire crotch action.  So anyway on Conan the other night he had a skit with a manatee on a web cam touching itself.  And said it was for HornyManatee.com.  And now they’ve gone ahead and made an actual porn site based on this manatee.  Check the video explaining it all. You have to check it out.

Horny Manatee

The entire industry is heartbroken over Andy Dill this week. He passed on Wednesday afternoon in San Francisco from meningitis. You can read AVN’s article about it here. Andy is best known as a foxy gay pornstar. He was heavily involved behind the camera, as well.

Andy was skilled as a pornographer, webmaster, PR agent, talent scout, production manager, and owner of a few paysites. He was also my friend and former colleague. A few of you will remember me posting a few months ago about his redhead porn site. If anyone left their mark on the adult industry, it was Andy.

I’ll always remember his positive attitude and amazing smile. Andy had a way of making everyone feel understood and appreciated. I value every conversation we had together. My best goes to his family, fans, and friends.

Even conservative episcopalian girls like Tatum Reed love licking assholes. Click the pic to download this special lesbo rim job video. Sound on, folks!

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My friend and I were talking today about stocking stuffers, and she mentioned this product for gals that refuse to wear underwear.

They’re called Commandos Patches. Essentially they’re sticky little pads that you put on the inside of your jeans. Voila! No more pussy smell on the pants. Also, no more rubbing against the crotch seam. Sounds weird but if you’re shopping for whores this holiday season, it’s the perfect gift!

I had an interesting IM chat today with none other than Tatum Reed. We talked about interracial sex. This exclusive video of Tatum’s interracial gangbang seemed really out of character.

She said, “perhaps it’s the way my waspy mother would disapprove, or the way their huge cocks stuff me full. After speaking with my therapist about the titilation of it, I decided to fuck four black cocks, suck on them, gag on them, and take them in my ass.” …and here I thought Episcopalian girls were conservative!

I keep coming across bowling porn today. It’s just too dirty for my taste. …shoe swapping, sticking fingers in dirty holes, greasy floors. Don’t get me wrong. We can all agree that banging dirty whores is a good thing. …but dirty whores in a dirty location? with used shoes? Ah, fuck it. Watch this video of a babe stuffing a bowling pin in her crotch.

Can you dig it? If so, you’ll appreciate these bowling porn videos.

I miss the days of Jazzercise! Remember those hot girls working out in shiny tan pantyhose and sweat bands? If you still rub one out to Jaime Lee Curtis in the 80s movie Perfect, then you’ll love PantyhoseSports.com. It’s all about watching hoes in hose. …stretch, sweat, and shine!

Here are some choice pantyhose sports galleries that will give your hands a work out. You can thank your favorite lesbian later.