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You all know I have an asian fetish, but you may not know that I fucking love chicken.  I know you’re thinking…WTF?  But I really love me some chicken.  So today I got sent General Tso’s Hoes.  I land on the homepage and what do I see.  Hot naked asian chicks…which is normal.  But sitting like a god amongst his pornstar slaves…was a big plate of chicken.  It’s so fucking random it’s perfect.  I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE.  There are other asian porn lovers who also enjoy chicken.  Does that mean I’m not weird, or that there are just some really fucked up people like me out there?  Whatever.  Check out some new asian porn at General Tso’s Hoes.  And if that’s not enough you can check out the Kung Pao Pussy,  Mr Chews Asian Beaver, and/or  Kung Foo Bitches

We’ve all seen that mini dick clit that former Wrestling star Chyna is carrying around.  Especially after her stint in porn.  I thought I’d never see anything crazier than that, and that it had to be because of the steroids and how big and muscular she was.

But then today I found a site called brazilian facials.  And what do I see?  A monster penis clit that is carried by a really hot brazilian woman.

WTF is going on?  How would you feel if you were fucking this hot chick you just met in brazil, and you felt a little penis rubbing on yours as you were jamming your cock in her wet pussy?  Freaks me out to even think about it.  But check out these videos.

I watched Savanna Samson’s movie, Flasher, the other night. um, HOT! It was great seeing Savanna portray a woman who reached orgasm by exposing herself in public. Savanna actually looks drunk with passion in this film. I highly suggest it to fans of girl flashing! Fast-forward until you get to the party scene with the other 2 girls. Just trust me on this one.

Flashing also brings to mind Melissa Midwest. She’s constantly being harassed by the police in her town for public nudity. Check out some of her public flashing galleries here. She’s been arrested for it, actually. Watch her real police video here.

Personally, I think flashing is really exciting and sexy. I wish that the US would follow in Canada’s footsteps by allowing girls to be topless in public. Who’s with me? Throw your fist in the air!

Women are handy. And I want my girl (and her parts) to multitask like a fucking champ. Lia19’s nipple is so sexy and strong. We’ve all heard about setting a cup on a booty…but a hanger on the nipple is truly genius!

Utilitarian porn rocks, right?

Sappinin, sex-bots? I feel that it is my privilege, nay, my duty to bring you the hottest chicks around. How did I get so lucky? Well, I like hot, naked chicks. I’m not sure when my fascination with hot, naked chicks started, but I am sure it happened around the time of birth. I’m an equal opportunist when it comes to sexy, naked chicks. So, I’m Toph, and I will bring you the hottest chicks every week. I believe in you. Make it happen.

This is Valentina Vaughn. She first caught my eye when she posed on a pool table. I’m not even sure what she is. Mexican? Asian? Who cares, because she’s fuckin’ hot. There is something about a chick getting naked in a kitchen that makes me happy, maybe it has something to do with the kitchen being a clean, family environment. Then a little hottie goes in and splashes milk all over her and I can’t help myself. Thank god for kitchen porn.

You know how your starbucks always has a super hot girl working.  That one that you look forward to seeing everyday.  Sometimes she even gives you a smile, and the dirty eye.  And you jack off to the idea of fucking her all week.  Yeah that girl.  Well at Cowgirl’s Espresso in Seatle they are taking your hot coffee winch fantasy to another level.  At the Cowgirl Espresso you wont see girls wearing white button ups and green aprons.  No you’ll see them wearing hot lingerie, bikinis, maybe even a sexy cop outfit if you come on the right day.

Check out these hot photos of the chicks who will be making my coffee everyday from now on.

William Shatner has been in the media for quite some time now. If it isn’t auctioning off his kidney stone, rapping in a priceline commercial, or just being roasted on comedy central he’s always around. The star trek captain has done it all. And now seems to be dabbling in the porn industry. To add to his huge book of things he’s good at…he is a bit of a photographer these days. Apparently he’s so good that playboy has asked him to shoot Miss May 1998, Deanna Brooks. The photo are pretty good and show off her big round ass, but I like the photos of Shat shooting. He’s all up in her boobage getting that perfect shot.

William Shatner’s Playboy Photos of Deanna Brooks

That’s right, Dirt fans! Courtney Cox and Jennifer Aniston are going to give you the lesbian action you’ve been hoping for all these years. Set your Tivos, DVR’s, and the like.

You know that Courtney has just been waiting years to find a reason to kiss Jennifer lesbo style. Haven’t we all?! I wish that they’d just come out already, buy a house together, and adopt an Asian baby.

Dear Courtney and Jennifer:

You girls are so cute! I know that your secret love for each other has been on the back burner for some time now. I feel your pain. Now is the time to let your fans know. Be brave! Lesbian love is hot and more accepted than it used to be. In addition to it being super sexy, it would boost your celeb status 10 fold. TV needs a new celeb-lesbo-power-couple. It’s the right time to come out, ladies. Brangelina has nothing on your sex appeal. Fuck them!

You Go Girls,

lesbodojo

P.S. Cournifer?!

The infamous lez kiss should happen on the season finale of Dirt (which runs on the FX channel). Jennifer will play a lesbian editor at a rival celeb magazine. If you can’t wait until March, check out this archive of photochopped celeb pics. They make all your fav celeb babes look mad dirty.

I’ve seen Leah Dizon before.  I just had no idea who she was.  I think I even posted a photo of her when I wrote about Import Models.  Regardless, Toph sent her to me today, and I’m now got the girl I’m jacking off to tonight.  I’ve been told that there is an actual fucking and sucking porn video of her floating around.  And I’m on a mission to find it.  And once I do you know I’ll put it up here for your viewing pleasure. For now you’re going to have to be okay with the 14 galleries of Leah Dizon I found.  Well here’s one more for you.