Archive for February, 2007

Exclusive Tatum Reed BDSM Video Clip

If you can’t get enough from Tatum, our beloved PopWhore, you need to download this lesbian bdsm clip. Trust me.

She IM’d me this clip of her getting into bdsm with Chanta Rose. Ooh la la. Chanta’s femdom lesson starts off by slapping Tatum’s breasts hard. After Tatum’s pussy gets wet, Chanta gets her to bend over (and smack her own ass). You have to love the devotion here!

Tatum loves the lesbians. Who am I kidding? She loves a hard dick or 5, too. Some of you might remember me talking about her back in the day. If not, get to know Tatum by adding her to your myspace friends list.

Keep your eye on this post modern erotic genius. Her exploits are getting more and more interesting with each content update.

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She Shoots Milk out of her ASS!

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You read that right.  And what the hell is wrong with japanese people.  I get that they want to be creative and do something completly different.  But what’s hot about this?  Regardless you must watch it.

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Invisible Blowjob?

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So if you read the last post you realize that japanese people are fucking weird. So weird that they need to go out of their way to find ways to get turned on.  Some people are into watching their woman get banged by another man or woman.  This person apparently gets turned on by watching his girl suck a cock that isn’t even there.  WTF??

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Vacuum Porn…

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We’ve all jacked off to french maids and of course the dirty latina maids. But I’d like to take this niche one step closer to greatness. I’d like to introduce you to Vacuum Porn. Vacuum Porn is simply a woman and her cleaning device getting a little closer with one another. I mean if you’re a maid you take your cleaning seriously. And you want to make sure your equipment works as well as your man’s cock. That or your man’s cock doesn’t work and you need something else to take his place. Anyway…enjoy the Vacuum Lovin.

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Beware of the Nibblers!!!

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We all love a good blowjob. There’s nothing better to me than a beautiful woman going to town on my cock. Just jabbing the back of her throat…in and out with my cock. That’s my definition of heaven. Some women like to fuck up this heaven. Some just don’t know what they’re doing due to lack of experience, and some are just fucking bitches. Those bitches nibble, bite, and just fuck up a blowjob just cause they don’t want to be doing it. When teeth are involved in a blowjob there is a serious problem happening. I’m not really sure how to tell this to a woman either.

My first blowjob from a girl once…was scary. She was drunk, and had never sucked a dick before. She was scraping the shit out of my dick, but I let it happen. Cause if I didn’t she would be like “I don’t know how” “you don’t like it when i do it” or “My mouth is too small”. BUNCH OF BULLSHIT. I made it through that night, and somehow the next time she did…she was a fucking porn star. So I warn you. BEWARE OF THE NIBBLERS. But stand your ground. Most of the time there is an inner porn star in there. And sometimes they just get turned on by giving you some pain. Like this Cock Nibbling Video

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Here are a couple more nibbling adventures

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Meet Casey Parker…

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Casey Parker is the latest addition in the Shanes World empire. They know how to pick their talent that’s for damn sure. Here’s how Casey Parker describes herself:

Hi! I’m Casey Parker and I had this crazy idea to make my own website about my life. I came out here to the California coast a few months ago to have some adventures, do fun exciting things, and meet some fun, cute California boys! I love to have a good time at anything I do.

I am the girl next door. I love having a good time and I don’t really stress on anything really. I love extreme sports, doing crazy stuff, hanging out and having sex with hot boys! I go surfing and skating and I love to break a sweat. Sports rock!

I wont bore you with reading…here’s just a bunch of Casey Parker Porn:

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Let’s Fight Over Sara Ramirez


I want to bang Sara Ramirez. I know, I know…get in line, right? This morning CrackaAss and I were fighting over who would bang Sara harder/better. I thought I’d share our rad icq chat with the class.

11:43 lesbodojo
11:43 I have the biggest crush on sara ramirez
11:43 omg
11:43 she’s so hot
11:48 CrackaAss
11:43 oh i’d totally put it in her butt
11:48 lesbodojo
11:44 I would bang her so hard that she would not be able to walk or sing again
11:49 CrackaAss
11:44 yeah well i’d bang her so hard her unborn child would have brain damage
11:49 lesbodojo
11:46 I’d bang her so hard that she’d be suspended in time in that one frame of amazing orgasm. Lesbians all over the world would consider her a saint. I would float up to heaven. Everyone in San Francisco would weep and applaud us.

For those of you who are unfamiliar with the curvy beauty that is Sara Ramirez, she’s “Callie” on Grey’s Anatomy. My friend TJ also informed me that Sara is a Tony Award winning singer. Check out how sexy she is when she sings Fever on the Craig Ferguson Show. Hot. Hot. Hot.

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girl of the week… Natalie Sparks

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Natalie Sparks is hot. Let’s say Jennifer Garner and I had a baby, it would look like Natalie Sparks. I’m not even sure what that means, but it’s true. I first came across Natalie I was, well, masturbating, and her big brown eyes were all I needed. She has big, precious boobies and that’s important. I like outfits on my ladies, and Natalie has many. She’s a 20-year-old hottie, that is fairly new to the naked game. She looks to have a D cup, but I would need to touch them to be sure. I would probably use Natalie’s boobies as punching bags, and she’d like it. Chicks dig that shit, right? She has some webcam shows where she does things like fingerbang herself. I love some watching chicks fingerbang themselves. I like it almost as much as I like saying fingerbang. But wait… there’s more. Natalie has a special little sister, Nicole Sparks. OK, so I am not positive they are sisters, but they are both hot and they have the same last name. So, check them out, and just beat it. Oh… here’s their myspace, so you know.. Natalie and Nicole. Thank God for myspace!

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Meet True Tere…

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Mexican women sometimes get a bad rap. They’re ghetto, they get fat, they have sideburns, but when they’re young…they’re beautiful. I guess it’s like that with any race. You have your glory years. But with mexican women…something just happens and it’s over. Well luckily True Tere hasn’t hit those horrible years yet. She’s still in the OH MY GOD I’M FUCKING HOT years. She’s not doing nude yet, but I always give these girls time. They’ll take after Raven soon enough and will be stuffing that mouth full of cock. Until then you’ll have to deal with these non nude galleries.

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Spanish Television

I’m not sure if you’re familiar with telemundo, but growing up with a mexican grandma you can’t help but to watch horrible spanish soap operas. The good side was hot how women were on these stations. It’s like they just had the hottest women line up and the ones that gave the best head were picked to be in soap operas. Not to mention there are just random tv shows where people dance, you have midgets, or you just have chicks in thongs for no reason. I love spanish television. I’ve put together a few of them for you here. Some are mexican and the others i believe are brazilian. Enjoy

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