I told you that this show was going to be awesome. The GAYVN Awards had major technical issues this year but the homo hecklers made up for it 10fold. While Savanna Samson’s areola’s popped up on stage, a boy behind me yelled “I see your tit-ies, bitch.” During a longer speech made by a OG Pornographer someone yelled out “yay for fags. move on.” It seriously had me rolling. Michael Lucas’ La Dolce Vita picked up most of the major awards. He had the same silly pout for the whole show. As he was giving his 800th speech at the podium, someone yelled “Anti Christ!”

Kathy Griffin was a riot, despite her father dying last week. She was a real highlight of the show and received numerous standing ovations. Even though she didn’t know who any of the stars were, she was able to play off of some of the dumb boys who were presenting. Idiotic stunt cocks who pronounced Pro-Am as “Pro Aim” got dissed by Kathy in a NY min. Hot.

Enjoy the rest of TJ’s GAYVN Awards Show & Afterparty photos on Flickr. Also, check out the major sponsor of the evening, NakedSword! I would talk more about the Afterparty, but you know what they say…”what happens at the Porn Palace, Stays at the Porn Palace.” Well, unless you have a membership to this site.

Yes, the girl of the week is American Idol’s Antonella Barba. The internet has been buzzing today with news of this beauty’s naked photo’s popping up everywhere. You didn’t think she wouldn’t pop up on Pornzio, did you? Come on! I live for hot naked teens. For the past few weeks, I have been itching to beat to her, and thankfully I don’t have to worry about Randy Jackson popping up anymore. It looks like she sucks a mean cock, too! Enjoy this New Jersey hoe! She now has my vote, I don’t care how awful her singing is.

Note: Everyone is on this shit right now, so it may take a while….

*thanks to idontlikeyouinthatway.com and hollywoodgrind.com for being amazing.

Where to start? Eve has been around for a little while, and yet I still can’t stop looking at her. She’s so hot it makes my balls hurt. Seriously, they hurt. I may need to go and get this looked at. It’s not normal, is it? Well, regardless, it’s worth it, because Eve is amazing. She’s a fucking hot Hungarian, who loves to be naked. Isn’t that what we all want: hot, naked Hungarians? Honestly, Eve Angel is arguably the first Hungarian I have ever seen, but if this is a sign of the women there, then I’m moving to Hungry. Think of the limitless amount of Hungry jokes I could use. Eve started fucking at about 17, and we in America had to wait one more year before we could watch it. My favorite thing about Eve is that while she enjoys modeling right now, she aspires to be an archaeologist (note, it’s spelled wrong in the bio:). Cute isn’t it? Dream on Eve, but for right now we’re going to go ahead and excavate your vag. For your viewing pleasure, here’s a mecca of Eve galleries. Just a warning, there may be pop-ups, and there may be spam. I’m sorry, but I didn’t go through them all. Suffice it say, after the second gallery I was finished. Also, for a special treat, and because she’s my favorite, here’s her first screen test. Her pleasure-love sounds may resemble a goat being slaughtered, but seriously, who doesn’t love that?

I was going through XBIZ World Magazine and saw an attractive adult model sporting a flirt4free tank top on page 136. If you look closely, you’ll see that it’s Jenny Lee from Beauty & The Geek. This photo was taken at the Video Secrets Anniversary party at the Playboy Mansion. If you’re a fan of this show, please help me confirm if this is in fact the same girl.

At least Megan Hauserman (another Beauty & The Geek contestant) was honest about her work for Playboy. Every time her name popped up, you’d see “Playboy Model” underneath. Hell, it’s something to be proud of. I love her for it!

I just think it’s strange to hide adult modeling if you’re going to agree to be on a mainstream reality tv show. Own up to what you do. Be proud of what you do! After I saw her pic in XBIZ, I also saw Jenny Lee on MTV’s show NEXT. If she’s not a wannabe pornstar, she’s at least a reality tv whore.

Aye Dios Mio! For you Spanish impaired, that means “oh my god.” At least, I think it does. I also thought “Quiero el sexo de chico” meant, “Where’s the bathroom.” After a strange Mexican encounter, I learned that it really meant, “I like boy sex.” Point being, Lucia Tovar is a fucking hot Latina. Growing up in Texas means that I have a special place in my heart for Latinas. They are muy caliente, and really good in bed. Of course, Lucia is no different, and that is how she was awarded Girl of the Week. Lucia has the body of an Aztec Goddess, and the tits of a girl who had a boob job. Put those together and you have a winner. Lucia actually started at Hooters and slowly fucked her way to Playboy. Why was I invited to help her make it to the top? I’m important. She’ll do it all for you, too. Don’t believe me? Just check her site, luciatovar.com. Damn, Lucia, I love you.

If you watch Ecstacy movies in hopes of catching a bit of softcore action, then watch “Rolling“. This film had it’s world premier last night at the Victoria Theater, as part of the IndieFest line up in San Francisco. You can catch the free trailer for Rolling here.

It’s a faux documentary with a focus on the personal and cultural aspects of the Ecstacy scene. You know… Lots of kissing. Lots of hand rubbing. Lots of cute girls experimenting with each other. yay!

After a post-film Q&A with the director, I ran into none other than Alice Cooper. wtf?! How? Why? He was there with his black hair looking serious, per usual. It looked like he was chewing on the inside of his cheek. It made me want to offer him gum, but I didn’t.

Anyway. Weird. I don’t know how to follow that up…other than to provide some raver porn videos and rocker erotica. Enjoy!

UPDATE: I talked to the director again and found out that Alice Cooper’s daughter is starring in the movie. He was at the premier to support her.

I’m not sure if you’re familiar with telemundo, but growing up with a mexican grandma you can’t help but to watch horrible spanish soap operas. The good side was hot how women were on these stations. It’s like they just had the hottest women line up and the ones that gave the best head were picked to be in soap operas. Not to mention there are just random tv shows where people dance, you have midgets, or you just have chicks in thongs for no reason. I love spanish television. I’ve put together a few of them for you here. Some are mexican and the others i believe are brazilian. Enjoy

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Mexican women sometimes get a bad rap. They’re ghetto, they get fat, they have sideburns, but when they’re young…they’re beautiful. I guess it’s like that with any race. You have your glory years. But with mexican women…something just happens and it’s over. Well luckily True Tere hasn’t hit those horrible years yet. She’s still in the OH MY GOD I’M FUCKING HOT years. She’s not doing nude yet, but I always give these girls time. They’ll take after Raven soon enough and will be stuffing that mouth full of cock. Until then you’ll have to deal with these non nude galleries.

Natalie Sparks is hot. Let’s say Jennifer Garner and I had a baby, it would look like Natalie Sparks. I’m not even sure what that means, but it’s true. I first came across Natalie I was, well, masturbating, and her big brown eyes were all I needed. She has big, precious boobies and that’s important. I like outfits on my ladies, and Natalie has many. She’s a 20-year-old hottie, that is fairly new to the naked game. She looks to have a D cup, but I would need to touch them to be sure. I would probably use Natalie’s boobies as punching bags, and she’d like it. Chicks dig that shit, right? She has some webcam shows where she does things like fingerbang herself. I love some watching chicks fingerbang themselves. I like it almost as much as I like saying fingerbang. But wait… there’s more. Natalie has a special little sister, Nicole Sparks. OK, so I am not positive they are sisters, but they are both hot and they have the same last name. So, check them out, and just beat it. Oh… here’s their myspace, so you know.. Natalie and Nicole. Thank God for myspace!

I want to bang Sara Ramirez. I know, I know…get in line, right? This morning CrackaAss and I were fighting over who would bang Sara harder/better. I thought I’d share our rad icq chat with the class.

11:43 lesbodojo
11:43 I have the biggest crush on sara ramirez
11:43 omg
11:43 she’s so hot
11:48 CrackaAss
11:43 oh i’d totally put it in her butt
11:48 lesbodojo
11:44 I would bang her so hard that she would not be able to walk or sing again
11:49 CrackaAss
11:44 yeah well i’d bang her so hard her unborn child would have brain damage
11:49 lesbodojo
11:46 I’d bang her so hard that she’d be suspended in time in that one frame of amazing orgasm. Lesbians all over the world would consider her a saint. I would float up to heaven. Everyone in San Francisco would weep and applaud us.

For those of you who are unfamiliar with the curvy beauty that is Sara Ramirez, she’s “Callie” on Grey’s Anatomy. My friend TJ also informed me that Sara is a Tony Award winning singer. Check out how sexy she is when she sings Fever on the Craig Ferguson Show. Hot. Hot. Hot.