Up until about a year or so ago, it was probably just about as difficult to find a gay porn star with any type of body or facial hair as it would be to find a smart girl on America’s Next Top Model. In the last year or so I’ve noticed that more and more gay porn stars are starting to look more natural in terms of their manscaping habits. This means no more bald armpits, chests, or millimeter length pubes. I truly have to credit Jake Gyllenhaal during his Brokeback Mountain days for walking all of the red carpets with his beard (no pun intended). To me this was the tipping point. I’m happy to see that we’re moving past this total body manscaping look to something that’s more masculine. I wouldn’t even consider myself as having a fetish for chest hair, or bears, or furry guys. I’m just not in to guys that look like they got stuck in the 90′s. It’s just not very sexy to me. On the other hand, I know that us gays have to take everything to the extreme sometimes, so I’ll draw the line when I start seeing back hair. We all have our limits, but until back hair becomes a standard of gay male beauty I’m glad to see that hair is making its way back into porn.

Joey Stefano was the epitome of hotness during the 90′s.

Arpad Miklos knows what is hot.

Francois Sagat is one hot hairy hunk!

Edu Boxer rockin’ the facial hair!

This is really genius. Porn site owners spend all this time and money trying to figure out what the public wants to watch and is willing to pay for. What’s Your Kink just said fuck it. We’ll let the public write in and tell us what their kink is. And then we’ll just create content custom for our users. This is fucking amazing if you ask me. I wrote in yesterday asking for a video about a threesome with me, a butchy asian bus driver dyke, and a dirty hot asian homeless woman. Can’t wait to see if they make it for me. What would you have them make?

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I know I’ve written about the vag-eterians before who only fuck their food, but I had to post this hot little video. This chick basically shows how any food, carb or not can be fully fucked and violated.

I’m going out on a limb here and going to say that every pornstar will be sporting these at the next porn convention. That’s right…you heard it here…big fashion statement of 2007. Sluts of America will be sporting the Hand Bra in 2007.

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Let’s all think back, shall we? Let’s think back to a time when we were 18. For me it’s not too hard, because it wasn’t that long ago, but for some of you, just pretend. When I was graduated high school I had a world of possibilities ahead of me. College was around the corner, where I would study law and theatre and make something of myself. I, of course, ended up here on Pornzio. Follow your dreams children! Kari Sweets is 18, and cameras are staring her in face. Oddly enough, she ended up here, too, and thank God for it. Not so much Pornzio, but porn, which is close enough. I like to beat to Kari, and writing about her is even better. It sort of justifies my travels from 18 to now, because when I was 18, I don’t remember chicks looking like that. Actually, I do, and I fucked them, but that doesn’t make for a very good story, now does it? Kari is so hot, Front Magazine named her #2 chick on the net. Right behind, Raven Riley, who I choose not to write about, because if I did I would start beating off at work, and people would get mad at me. (Those damn conservative bitches.) Anyhow, I hope you enjoy the sweetness of Kari Sweets. What? You knew I would use that! Kari Sweets is so fucking cute. She looks like a little lion who wants to have candy and sex. I fucking love candy and sex. As always, click for her myspace. Late.

I’ve dated those prude girls before. You know the ones that you have to beg to go down on you, would never let you even touch the outside of their butthole, and that gag even at the thought of tasting your cum. Yeah well for some reason now that I’m older I forgot those kinda girls existed. Especially in this “the more whore I am the more people will like me” world we live in. So when I saw this video it brought back a lot of memories. Memories of chick’s I hated and wanted to skull fuck….but still. Memories.

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