Why doesn’t this shit ever happen to me? I wait for the bus everyday, and sometimes there are hotties, but they never ask if I want to touch their boob, or just grab my cock. Maybe I’m just in the wrong city.
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We’ve all said it. “Yeah I’d brown bag that slut”. Meaning, I’d fuck her, but she’s so ugly I need to cover up her face. Well apparently the brown bag approach really does work. I mean you have to watch out for the paper cuts…but fuck it. If she’s that ugly…and you’re that horny. It’s win win.
Yes, my friends. This is the most creative porn I’ve seen in a while. Fucking Etch-A-Sketch Suicide Girls! wtf?!
That just shows so much imagination. You’d probably have to be very careful when you’re propping it up, as to not erase your porn. …or maybe just jack off over it? Check out this other sketch he did of the late Anna Nicole Smith…
I’m such a nerd for this type of artistic porno. Do you think he’d do an Etch-A-Sketch of me if I sent him a sexy photo? That would be so hot. Check out this etchasketchist’s full portfolio on flickr.
Tiffany Towers is mostly known for her being the hot blonde with the huge breasts. Today I’d like us all to take a moment to appreciate her flexible little body. This is what I call “lesbian pretzel fuck.”
And if that was me fucking her…I’d nibble on her clit until she was screaming and then dildo her in that very same position. Not to brag, but I’m sure I could get her to squirt.
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I love strange and artistic porn the best. When I came across this weird dildo monster set, I had to share with the class. You’d be surprised to know that this didn’t come out of Japan.
If Doctor Who had made porn, this would be it. “Exterminate Virginity! Exterminate Virginity!!”
Honestly, I’m not sure whether to be scared…watch more monster dildo movies in horror…or search toy stores for a “dildo monster” of my very own.
What better way of celebrating 4/20 then by giving thanks to women who toke naked. I’d also like to give a special shot out to the creative folks at beaverbong who smoke a fresh bowl of juicy pussy daily. Clearly, they’re smoking for medicinal use, so it’s A-OK. 
If you really want to celebrate tonight, jerk off to the erotica found on 420girls and beaverbong. Those are the best premium sites for hot stoner action.
Also, check out these flickr photos of non nude amateur babes smoking. And for our gay readers, check out these flickr guys smoking.
As you know, I adore vintage porn. I came across this vintage gay bondage photograph and had to share with the class.
Did you pop your load yet? It looks like he’s about to.
There aren’t a huge number of places to find vintage gay bondage erotica. Lucky for you, NakedSword has compiled a vintage archive that covers bondage. NS should keep you busy for a while.
If you like homo vintage but prefer to skip the rope burn, then check out this instead. Enjoy!
