I’m so wet for Burning Angel. They did a punk rock porno version of The Exorcist called THE XXXORCIST!

Loves it. Father Merkin does a goddamn “sexorcism” on the crazy slut with the twirly head. This movie is perfect for horror fans like me. Watch the Quicktime trailer here. You can thank your favorite lesbian l8r. ; )

Rock n Roll always brings the whore out of you. Exibit A: Groupies, exhibitionism, sweating, rock gear, leather, etc. And there’s nothing sexier than a hot babe stroking or licking a guitar. Right? So I thought I’d do a mini tribute to guitar porn.

Licky Loo, Baby Boo!

Masuimi Max is the official alt model for Coffin Case guitars. To see the full gallery (of Masuimi posing with this guitar), look here.

Here’s some extra guitar porn for your enjoyment. Rock on! xoxo

What is it about fisting and milk squirts that just go so fucking well together?

I found the milk fisting video above here on SkinVideo. This led me down a tunnel of hardcore milk fisting porn videos that I never knew existed.

They either open the pussy (or ass) with a speculum and pour or use a squeeze bottle filled with milk. After the vagina is filled to the brim with whole milk, you ease in the fingers and begin fisting. This is the type of porn you watch with buddies. Bro, check this out. Fucking sick!

For some free milk fisting porn, check out this, this, and this. Enjoy!

Did you watch the Miss Universe 2007 pageant last night?

The new Miss Universe crown was handed to Riyo Mori. She’s a 20-year-old mega-hottie dancer from Japan. This is the second time Japan has won the Miss Universe pageant. Like we didn’t know that Japanese girls were super hot? DUH!

If you think she’s smokin, check out her nip slip.

This piece from Boris Hoppek’s exhibition “I WON’T FUCK WITH YOU TONIGHT” is very eye catching. Boris is a German artist living in Barcelona. He seems to be obsessed with the ol baby bucket as a springboard for his (liberal) politics.

Some of his other work addresses mass production (specifically H&M), genocide, urban living, and hope. Boris is a multi-disciplinary artist; working with cloth dolls, urban graphitti, installation, performance art, photography and video.

Check out more of his edgy work on his blog and official site. There’s also a great interview with him here.

Thanks to SugarBank for sharing this delightful vagina pinwheel….

Abby Winters nude photography celebrates a simple beauty. Sure, watching a mystic tan whore pornstar shove 3 dildos in her ass is amusing for a bit but I prefer masturbating to artistic nude amateurs. These amateur Australian girls have natural breasts, hairy vaginas, and are actually smiling. Imagine that? Models who are enjoying the shoot!

If you’re picking up what I’m throwing down, check out some Abby Winters erotica for for free, here, here, and here. xoxo

I think a lot of women develop crushes on their OBGYN. I had a crush on my first lady OBGYN. She was mature and had warm hands. Anyway. Enough about me…onto the Gynecological Porn!

I didn’t realize how big of a fetish this was. There are tons of paysites that cover not only speculum videos but the entire obgyn exam niche. This sexual fantasy is worth exploring if you’re (at all) curious.

Watch these Gyno vids for free. You can thank your favorite lesbian l8r. Happy Jerking!

I am so curious about women who can smoke out of their vagina. There’s something so wrong about it, and yet I found myself searching for smoking pussy videos today. What do you think? Ignore the stubble for a sec… is this hot or not?

Clearly, I’m obsessing about smoking erotica because I just wrote about the vagina bong a couple of weeks ago. I don’t know. Hot boxing a box sounds like fun to me. Tell me you wouldn’t suck smoke rings out of this pussy and lick her clit on the exhale. Bitch, please. You totally would!

Here are some free erotic smoking videos for you to test drive tonight.

Enjoy the jerk off!

Okay I spend a ton of time on Fucd.com, and obviously you should too. This guy has some of the craziest porn videos I’ve ever seen. Most of them are japanese. Cause lets face the japanese are just fucking weird. But this one isn’t japanese. It’s 2 fat white people. 1 of those white people thinks they are a swamp monster (since he’s wearing a mask and yelling), and the other just lays in the mud and lets the dude fuck her. Oh did I mention they were fat. I think her belly is just flopping in this one. Hard to tell with all the mud flowing into her pussy with every pump. Anyway you have to check this one out.

Swamp man fucking fat chick

I love watching cum fly all over dirty sluts. I mean who doesn’t? But do you think you can make it through 15 minutes of slow motion cum shots? Do ya? I’d like to challenge you to watch this entire thing. I made it about 3 minutes before I blew my load. Then I just skipped to the end of the video so I could say I watched the whole thing. Leave me a comment and tell me how long you lasted.

Slow Motion CumShots