Okay I haven’t seen some shit like this since 2 live crew was around. Pop that Coochie brings up a whole new meaning when you see this video. It just seems like your normal emo chick rock concert then all of a sudden this chick comes out and puts on her surgical glove. After you hear that pop of the plastic. It’s time to pop something else. Yep…she starts going to town pounding this girl’s vag like she’s mohamed ali punching the shit out of george foreman.

I mean this has to hurt…right??? I guess if anything it’s a hell of a show. You pay your 20 bucks expecting some half ass music and get a lil porno show. I’d say that’s worth the money. Especially if fisting is your thing.
Fisting to Rock Video

I got so happy last week when I saw that ESPN Classic had picked up American Gladiators. I fucking loved this show when I was a kid. I used to make my dad stay up all night and wait til the show came on at midnight. I started watching it again, and can’t believe how horrible and ummm fruity the costumes were back then. Can’t believe I thought these people were cool. Regardless…miraculously today I found the porn version of american gladiators. They had like a whole set with all the cool obstacles and everything. I only found this portion but it’s still amazing. The contestants run through the maze blind folded, then have to suck off the real cock. This has to be japan made. Good stuff.

American Gladiator Porn

Okay I’ve seen the guys that do the penis acts and tie their dicks up and make them do the most painful looking things just to get a laugh.  But I’ve never seen a woman do anything like that before.  Maybe she saw that gatorade commercial with mia hamm and michael jordan.  “Anything you can do I can do better” Well I will say it’s more fun watching a vagina get mangled than a penis.  Maybe that’s just cause I have a penis and don’t like pain.

Anyway enjoy the tied up clit video 

I know it’s only may, but christmas is right around the corner. I hear women say everyday that men are just so hard to shop for. Well you can go ahead and buy them something I know they’ll love early. The lace boxers. That’s right ladies your men can have ball support, and still look super girly sexy.

Stretch Lace Boxers

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The stretch boxers are made from nylon lycra lace. They are available in black and white and in 4 sizes: small, medium, large and extra large.

They are currently sold in select shops in Brighton and London for £18 or more. Buy them here for £15.00 per pair.

They are packaged in a small, trendy black box.

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That really is the question.  I guess you have to ask yourself who thought of lube?  I mean you know romeo wanted to put it in juliets butt, but sometimes that thing is just too tight.  What will lube this thing up he thought to himself?  I’ve got it.  There was a big stick of butter with bread on the dinner table.  That’ll do it.  And now lube is everywhere and people are putting it in butts all over the world.

But just like fashion lube wants to get back to it’s retro days.  And leave it to the germans to bring it back.

Check out this video of butter fucking

Finally…I can walk around and play with my own clit.  Thank you Mr. Patrick Bucklew for making this amazing device.  Why did you do it though? I found this interview to get a bit more information about this revolutionary invention.

Tell me a little about the mangina device.

It’s a prosthesis that I use in my performance art where I utilize my scrotum and labia, and I call that the “lotum.” So it’s actual genitalia that comes out of a prosthetic vagina that I wear and people finger it. I’ve had thousands of people finger it. Slightly to my dismay, people on the street say, “Hey, how ya doing? I fingered ya a couple of months ago.” It’s pretty intimate and it was something that I did to – I saw a lot of art that I thought was great in terms of technique, but I didn’t remember any of it. So I thought I want to do something that people remember, and they do. They never forget what I do.

I guess it’s only fair.  I mean women have been wearing cocks and fucking women and men for years now.  Now a man can get fucked, and not just in the asshole.

More about the Mangina

I guess this just makes sense.  You can only do the trapped in a box so many times…but sex…has so many positions and creative things to do.  Mimes having sex is fucking brilliant. I’d actually watch them, and I’d probably give them a dollar.  Shit maybe even two.

Porno Mimes

I’m sure our friends at Hustler are going to toast with Campari tonight. lol In light of Jerry Falwell’s death today, let’s all jerk off to Hustler videos tonight. Ready? Ok. Go.

I’ll give you some free videos that are Larry Flynt approved. Check out this, this, this, and this to start. You can thank your favorite lesbian later. xoxo