I know it’s only may, but christmas is right around the corner. I hear women say everyday that men are just so hard to shop for. Well you can go ahead and buy them something I know they’ll love early. The lace boxers. That’s right ladies your men can have ball support, and still look super girly sexy.

Stretch Lace Boxers

Take the comfort, support, fit and function demanded by men, combine it with the sexy allure desired by women and you have Front Underwear.

The stretch boxers are made from nylon lycra lace. They are available in black and white and in 4 sizes: small, medium, large and extra large.

They are currently sold in select shops in Brighton and London for £18 or more. Buy them here for £15.00 per pair.

They are packaged in a small, trendy black box.

Buy Your Lace Boxers Today

Okay I’ve seen the guys that do the penis acts and tie their dicks up and make them do the most painful looking things just to get a laugh.  But I’ve never seen a woman do anything like that before.  Maybe she saw that gatorade commercial with mia hamm and michael jordan.  “Anything you can do I can do better” Well I will say it’s more fun watching a vagina get mangled than a penis.  Maybe that’s just cause I have a penis and don’t like pain.

Anyway enjoy the tied up clit video 

I got so happy last week when I saw that ESPN Classic had picked up American Gladiators. I fucking loved this show when I was a kid. I used to make my dad stay up all night and wait til the show came on at midnight. I started watching it again, and can’t believe how horrible and ummm fruity the costumes were back then. Can’t believe I thought these people were cool. Regardless…miraculously today I found the porn version of american gladiators. They had like a whole set with all the cool obstacles and everything. I only found this portion but it’s still amazing. The contestants run through the maze blind folded, then have to suck off the real cock. This has to be japan made. Good stuff.

American Gladiator Porn

Okay I haven’t seen some shit like this since 2 live crew was around. Pop that Coochie brings up a whole new meaning when you see this video. It just seems like your normal emo chick rock concert then all of a sudden this chick comes out and puts on her surgical glove. After you hear that pop of the plastic. It’s time to pop something else. Yep…she starts going to town pounding this girl’s vag like she’s mohamed ali punching the shit out of george foreman.

I mean this has to hurt…right??? I guess if anything it’s a hell of a show. You pay your 20 bucks expecting some half ass music and get a lil porno show. I’d say that’s worth the money. Especially if fisting is your thing.
Fisting to Rock Video

I love watching cum fly all over dirty sluts. I mean who doesn’t? But do you think you can make it through 15 minutes of slow motion cum shots? Do ya? I’d like to challenge you to watch this entire thing. I made it about 3 minutes before I blew my load. Then I just skipped to the end of the video so I could say I watched the whole thing. Leave me a comment and tell me how long you lasted.

Slow Motion CumShots

Okay I spend a ton of time on Fucd.com, and obviously you should too. This guy has some of the craziest porn videos I’ve ever seen. Most of them are japanese. Cause lets face the japanese are just fucking weird. But this one isn’t japanese. It’s 2 fat white people. 1 of those white people thinks they are a swamp monster (since he’s wearing a mask and yelling), and the other just lays in the mud and lets the dude fuck her. Oh did I mention they were fat. I think her belly is just flopping in this one. Hard to tell with all the mud flowing into her pussy with every pump. Anyway you have to check this one out.

Swamp man fucking fat chick

I am so curious about women who can smoke out of their vagina. There’s something so wrong about it, and yet I found myself searching for smoking pussy videos today. What do you think? Ignore the stubble for a sec… is this hot or not?

Clearly, I’m obsessing about smoking erotica because I just wrote about the vagina bong a couple of weeks ago. I don’t know. Hot boxing a box sounds like fun to me. Tell me you wouldn’t suck smoke rings out of this pussy and lick her clit on the exhale. Bitch, please. You totally would!

Here are some free erotic smoking videos for you to test drive tonight.

Enjoy the jerk off!

I think a lot of women develop crushes on their OBGYN. I had a crush on my first lady OBGYN. She was mature and had warm hands. Anyway. Enough about me…onto the Gynecological Porn!

I didn’t realize how big of a fetish this was. There are tons of paysites that cover not only speculum videos but the entire obgyn exam niche. This sexual fantasy is worth exploring if you’re (at all) curious.

Watch these Gyno vids for free. You can thank your favorite lesbian l8r. Happy Jerking!

Thanks to SugarBank for sharing this delightful vagina pinwheel….

Abby Winters nude photography celebrates a simple beauty. Sure, watching a mystic tan whore pornstar shove 3 dildos in her ass is amusing for a bit but I prefer masturbating to artistic nude amateurs. These amateur Australian girls have natural breasts, hairy vaginas, and are actually smiling. Imagine that? Models who are enjoying the shoot!

If you’re picking up what I’m throwing down, check out some Abby Winters erotica for for free, here, here, and here. xoxo

This piece from Boris Hoppek’s exhibition “I WON’T FUCK WITH YOU TONIGHT” is very eye catching. Boris is a German artist living in Barcelona. He seems to be obsessed with the ol baby bucket as a springboard for his (liberal) politics.

Some of his other work addresses mass production (specifically H&M), genocide, urban living, and hope. Boris is a multi-disciplinary artist; working with cloth dolls, urban graphitti, installation, performance art, photography and video.

Check out more of his edgy work on his blog and official site. There’s also a great interview with him here.