Well maybe she’s not super hot, but I bet she fucks like a whore on meth. Not like I know what that meth whore fucks like, but I’m assuming it’s pretty crazy. I mean a bitch will do a lot for a hit. Only thing I’m not crazy about with ole rachael is those crazy faces. Here’s a couple of photos of some random O faces. That’s one crazy bitch. Oh yeah…that’s what I was showing you guys. This week Mrs. Ray’s titties wanted to make an appearance. So I’d love to introduce you to the only 2 titties that probably smell like italian food on a daily basis. Enjoy.

Rachael Ray’s Titties

Okay, so it’s not everyday that I find something that just makes me think “God…I wish I was that Dinosaur” I mean how many times in a man’s life do you get to say something like that. Well my friends…this is your first and probably last time to ever get to say that. I found this video of a dinosaur like barney having a threesome with 2 white chicks. It’s pretty amazing. It’s like sesame street meets cinemax. And if that wasn’t enough I found this other video that has a dinosaur with a big green cock that he’s raming into another white chick. What is it with white chicks and dinosaurs?

Dinosaur does 2 white chicks

Dinosaur rams cock in white chick

My friends at SexyBattleBoard just sent me links to these topless Britney shots. She really does love to show off her naughty bits in public. Remember the vag pics?

Aren’t the flowers a nice touch? A kinder, gentler, Britney Spears. It almost makes you forget about the angry bald britney holding an umbrella. Almost!

The timing for these photos to be leaked couldn’t have been at a better moment. She’s just now getting back on stage at the House of Blues. Nice. Way to go Britney! We’re always cheering for you.

May Day reminds me of the cult-y British film from the 70s, The Wicker Man. Remember that one? Does pagan fertility pole dancing, sacrifice, and nude chicks ring a bell? How about that crazy ass song “And on that tree there was a limb; And on that limb there was a branch; And on that branch there was a nest; And in that nest there was an egg; And in that egg there was a bird; And from that bird a feather came; And of that feather was
A bed…”

Whatevs. On to the nudie film shots from the original Wicker Man.

Haven’t watched the original in a while? Rent it, bitch. It’s so much better than the remake. Britt Ekland plays the landlord’s daughter in The Wicker Man. In the scene shown above, this highly sexual pagan slut performs a nude dance in her room. She sings and pounds the walls with her nubile breasts and fingers. Her whore energy wakes up the cop in the next room. Loves it.

If you have a clip of this nude dance, please link me to it. I’ve been looking for it for a god damn hour, and I’m dying to watch it. Thanks in advance, pornzio peeps!