Vampyros Lesbos (by Jesus Franco) is one of my favorite movies of all time. It’s a classic in the lesbian vampire genre; made in 1970. If you’re a horror movie fan, you’ll love the kick ass soundtrack. So spooky! You can see the original German trailer here.

SuicideGirls just released a photo series that was inspired by the infamous Vampyros Lesbos. Can you dig it?

Now that I have my goth fans all hot and bothered, I’ll offer some free porn. Click here, here, and here for some free gothic & vampire erotica. Enjoy! xoxo

Being a hot celebrity is not all it’s cracked up to be. Money, fame, personal trainers, fans, gift bags, VIP everything… Lindsay works hard for the money, but you can tell she’s still kinda emo. When she’s trippin ballz at her luxury apt, she’s still so alone. [awww]

Whatever… she makes emo look sexy!

So are Lindsay Lohan and Vanessa Minnillo lesbo cutters or what?

Oh, and more sexy emo pics of Lohan…

You know that this photo series probably has an all-nude lesbo side that hasn’t leaked yet. One can only hope that we’ll get a chance to see those, too.

Masuimi Max has a new hubby (Morat) who’s an excellent photographer. Check out this pic he took of Masuimi and her gf Aria Giovanni. …boys who like girls who like girls who like boys…

Can’t get enough of these babes lezzing out? See more of Masuimi Max & Aria Giovanni getting it on here, here, and here. Enjoy!

I was recently introduced to this amazing underwater fucking fetish. I am already a fan. Women (with long hair especially) look so beautiful just swimming nude. Also, the lack of gravity lends itself to creative fucking. Endless positions… Bonus!

For scuba sex safety tips and vaginal after-care click here.

For underwater sex videos go here.

Have a great weekend, folks. Happy Jerking!

Well, not really. It’s just that nothing puts a smile on my face more than a talented stripper. Ever crushed out on one? I certainly have.

About 5 years ago, I was way into this stripper @ The Pink Poodle in San Jose. I would go in alone after work at least once a week to see this dancer. She was a total MILF and very curvy. Actually, just top heavy. Her big natural breasts were fucking amazing. Aside from all the pole dancing and asshole tricks she could do (don’t ask), she had this one boob sucking trick that was a complete show stopper.

I’ll explain. She would start off by slowly massaging her breasts and licking her own nipples. Then she’d take one of her full boobs, suck in most of her own areola and let go of it with her hands. Her huge G cup breast would be held up by sheer suction power! You might be saying “wtf” right now, but I swear you would have shot a load just seeing it. No hands! Ah, those were the days.

She probably doesn’t strip anymore, but I never forgot her act. She is why I love strip clubs so much. These days, I’m more into the Hustler Club in San Francisco. The girls there can really fucking work a pole upside down. All their girls do pilates and have a strong dancing background. If you haven’t been and you have the chance to, go for it. They also do a breakfast & lapdance special on certain days. Check out their website for more info.

I’m dedicating this post to all my favorite strippers who got my rocks off after a hard day’s work. Thank you, ladies!

And guys, enjoy a ton of free stripper porn…

Stripper Pics: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, & 6.

Stripper Vids: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, & 6.

Make sure to visit a strip club this week. My favorite strip club database is tuscl.com (which stands for The Ultimate Strip Club List). You can search awesome user reviews of strip clubs worldwide. It’s been around forever.

I hope this post has been helpful. Throw a $1 at a local stripper for me! xoxo, lesbodojo

There’s nothing like watching a girl with a fine ass shake it hard on cam. There are endless amateur booty dance vids on youtube, guba, and other free sites. I imagine them bending over and asking for some deep dildoing, but that’s just me.

Lucky for you, I’ve compiled some hot booty shaking videos just for you. Loves it.

Free Booty Shaking Vids: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12

Free Anal Vids: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12

I have been wasting so many hours on SwallowSquirt.com. I admit it. I have a grin from ear to ear. The premise? During a sexy 3-way, one of the chicks will ejaculate and the other girl will slurp it up and swallow. *blush* tee hee. Loves it.

That’s right. They serve up fresh 100% female ejaculation every fucking time. It’s refreshing to watch girls truly getting off for a change. There’s no faking it here, folks. Some of these girls swallow a quart of female juice at a time. There’s no way they could do that with a smile, if they weren’t super into it.

Don’t believe me? Check out some of these high resolution squirting vids for free…

New Squirt-Swallow Videos: 1, 2, 3, & 4

I know. I know. I am your favorite lesbian wingman. xoxo, Enjoy!

Have you ever jerked off to girls tied up in pantyhose? Perhaps it’s time. You should check out FetishNation.

Noted fetish photograher, Ian Rath, udpates the site multiple times a week with fetish erotica that’s true to the culture. Refreshing, right? They’ve been creating high quality bondage, fetish, and S&M videos since 1999. He only likes to shoot kinky girls who are already in the lifestyle.

Sample some of Ian’s video and photography here. Enjoy!