First off, Merry Christmas guys! I hope the year to come brings you lots of sex from foxy ladies. …or guys…or trannys…or whatever you’re into (no judgment here). I was looking around for galleries to plug this Christmas and I accidentally found a ton of bad x-mas porn. eww and no thank you. …yet something about this season of giving compels me to share the best of the worst with all of you.

In no particular order, bring on the wrong…
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If you’ve read this far, you deserve some excellent Christmas porn galleries. Here’s a better list of free (hot) porn to warm you up. Thanks for reading my posts. I promise to write more often in 2008. xoxoxoxo Merry Christmas!!!

Top 50 X-Mas Galleries:

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 41, 42, 43, 44, 45, 46, 47, 48, 49, 50

No, seriously. Mary Carey is selling her beloved implants on Ebay. It’s not a hoax. The current bid is $12,526.33! If you won, you could feel her up anytime you wanted.

Bidding ends on December 13th, folks. Go for it!

Mary recently said “Now that I’m sober, I wanted a new physical state to go along with my new mental state….I thought the auction would be a great way to spread some holiday cheer and to make sure someone out there has a Mary Mary Christmas.”

I’ve had a crush on Mary Carey for hella long. Ever since she mistook me for a plumper pornstar at the kick off party for Could You Be a Pornstar in Vegas. *sigh*

Clearly….

I love celebrity nip slips. It’s cool, Natalie. I find Hillary Clinton sexy, too. I’ve wanted to slip her the tuna finger ever since I was in High School. Take one for the team, grrrl!

Apparently a lot of people find Hillary Clinton attractive. Do you?