Pornzio.com is back!

I know what you’re saying, “Holy shit, Pornzio, what the hell are you doing back? I’ve all but forgotten about you.”

It’s purely selfish, I assure you. And it’s mainly to promote Pornzio.com/m, the first mobile only adult search engine. It’s actually pretty sweet, so check it out and beat to the results when you have a chance (like after you’ve pooped… wait… if a “blumpkin” is getting head while you’re shitting, what’s the term for jerkin’ while you’re pooping? Jumpkin?)

Of course, we won’t just talk about ourselves here, no no… Once I hit publish, we’ll start writing about all the things that make a porn blog great (aka naked people).

Happy to have you back.

PS… Eva’s vagina is pretty… I’d like to go camping there.