… and balls.

As I mentioned, while in Phoenix, Talia Shepard floored me every time I saw her. Never a shy person, I couldn’t even bring myself to say hello, you are awesome.

So who is that amazing chick, that was also a Twisty’s Treat of the Month?

Well, she’s from Texas, lives in Arizona has some real/amazing tattys and she sure plays a mean dodgeball.

Enjoy this amazing chick, cause I know I do.

Check out some galleries:

Talia Pink Bra

Talia White Dress

Talia Fucking Hot Black Dress

Talia Bikini

And check out her new site TaliaShepard.com and her twitter @taliashepard

Have I ever mentioned that my job fucking rules? No? Well, it fucking does.

This past week Pornzio had the distinct pleasure of attending The Phoenix Forum.

It’s gotta be, hands down, the best adult tradeshow in the world. Not only is right by Arizona State (the horniest school in the land), right across from the world’s sexiest Hooters and crawling with the internet’s hottest porn stars. (This is why you shouldn’t write with a boner… reread it, and forgot the payoff) But, it’s a place where business gets done. Yeah, apparently we also show up here for business.

Oh, wait, did I mention naked dodgeball hosted by Lightspeed?

I’ve uploaded a few photos for your viewing pleasure. Sorry if you couldn’t be there. I particularly enjoyed Talia Shepard (dear Jebus she’s amazing) and Janessa Brazil.

Is this real life?

After rereading the title, you’d think I was talkin’ about a new MTV show… nope… I’m talking about a baby crib.

If there’s one thing I love beatin’ to, it’s midgets dressed as babies fucking their babysitter.

Thank god sites like Fucd.com exist, because without them my fantasies wouldn’t be realized.

Line of the video? “No wonder you’re a crying baby… That’s a big boner!” Weird thing was, it wasn’t even a boner. She’s a fucking liar. And, seriously, what baby even has a goatee like that?

I never had a babysitter like this, which is why I must resort to beatin’ to the videos. Of course, I also couldn’t stand up in my crib and fuck doggystyle, so there that is.

They say the best ideas come when you’re stoned off your ass. Who are they? Fuck if I know, stoned dudes, I suppose.

With that said, I have to tip my hat to folks over at Program3, for creating DancingBear.com. Haven’t you always wondered what actually happens at girls bachelorette parties?

Of course you have! It’s like the girls locker room of post high school. Luckily, Dancing Bear takes us inside the fucking filthy world of bachelorette parties. They’re offering 5 years of footage, which translates to a lot of chicks, fucking a lot of dicks. And, fuck, there’s some hot bitches on this site.

Plus, what chick doesn’t want to get pounded by a dude with a bear head on?

Fucking genius!

Check ‘em out here.

Hope everyone had a sexy Easter, and welcome back to work. The place where we get to look at porn all day long. Oh, that might just be my job… right.

I’d like to introduce you all to the ridiculously booty-ful Karla Spice.

Karla recently started taking her top off, and I’ve recently started getting bigger boners. Weird how that works out, isn’t it? I’m waiting for her to show off her strip of bacon, although I’m a bit worried my boner would explode.

Check out a few galleries, and, of course, enjoy the goodness below.

KARLA SPICE PART 2

Karla Bikini

Karla Sunny Day

Karla Rock Wall

Pornzio is finally making the transition to being solely about Unicorn sex. This has been a long time dream of mine, and to have that dream finally realized is an honor. I’ve been making this pitch for years and there are a lot of people to thank. Mainly, I’d like to thank all the unicorns, for making such sweet sexual magic.