Seriously, how much do you love Tori Black?

When Tori sucks dick birds sing, children laugh and world joins hands.
That’s a powerful headgiver right there.

She’s the gift that keeps giving. Happy fucking Friday, Tori Black.

Now… let the beating commence!!

It’s cold out here in SF, and all I want to do is take my shirt off and play video games on the couch.

Jelena Jensen has apparently beaten me to it.

She’s also beaten me to putting fingers in her vag.

Ok, so this video isn’t the most exciting… but, boobies and Guitar Hero? That’s cool, right? RIGHT?! (Fine, she gets naked and does “stuff” at the end)

I woke up this morning really wanting to beat off to Charmaine Star.

So I did.

Now, you can beat off to her, too.

You’re so lucky to be alive…

I got the chance to met Charlie Laine while at a convention here in San Francisco recently.

And, oh my god she’s hotter in person. Rarely do chicks give me insta-boner, but Charlie managed to accomplish that feat.

I’m still trying to wrap my head around her hotness. I’ll continue to beat to her till I do.

I know what you’re asking yourself, “Did you hit on her? Did you fuck her?”

I’m sorry… I can’t even look at you guys right now… I hate myself.

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Have I mentioned that I love Lela Star? Well, I love young Lela Star. So, let’s have her lead in us into the weekend again.

Older Lela, well, she’s still hot.

Admittedly, this video is a little cut up, and the guy is kind of gay, especially when he says things like, “You’re so fucking pretty.”

Really, dude?

Maybe I’m just bitter right now, because I’m not in Miami like I’m supposed to be!

I’m just going to hate beat now.

I… uh… um… because… and then she… well… what had happened was… Dancing Bear fucked a Playboy Bunny… and… well…