Because you can’t spell America without Ameri… and because she’s really fucking hot.
Ameri Ichinose is a sexy Japanese girl, whose vagina is always blurred out. Trust me, it’s always blurred out. I’ve spent the past 4 hours trying to find photos of that bacon strip, and I’ve come up empty. Feel free to prove me wrong in the comments below. Go on… I dare you.
Mother fuck, I don’t even know where to begin. What do you get when you combine Taylor Townsend, protons, neutrons, electrons and fucking? The greatest video ever!!
Oh, I’m the only one that watched The O.C.?
As someone who gets really hard when talking about science, and, more importantly, someone who fucking loves Autumn Reeser, I’ve beat to this a record 13 times in 30 minutes. Something about Reeser making orgasm happen while talking about atoms just gets me going. Never mind the fact that she’s banging Antonio Banderas. Aye, aye, aye…
Look for The Big Bang (wait, it’s not a porn?) due out sometime this year… Please don’t beat off in the theatre.
Check out more naked celebs with our friends at Mr. Skin.
Alright… let’s just get out the obvious… HOLY FUCKING SHIT LITTLE CAPRICE IS FUUUUUCKING.
Stand back, people, I’m about to coat the walls with my jizz. I’m shocked she’s not driving more traffic to the site, to be honest. Well, fuck y’all, cause she’s hot as a mo’fo’.
On the other hand, we have this skinny punk wannabe giving her the business. Oh man, what the hell is going on here?
Luckily, I was able to overcome the glaring weakness, and beat my dick like a stepchild.
Anytime I see a video titled “Best Blow job” I feel it’s my duty to share it with you.
While it’s a tremendous blow jobian effort from Alysha Klass, the dude ruins it for me.
Does that make me a porn hypocrite?
Just have a listen. He sounds like he’s experiencing pain. And not like in the good way.
Then, another chick walks in. Obviously, that improves things.
But, sorry. I’m going to beat to this, but I’m not going to label it “Best Blow Job.”
Was I too young to remember every woman looking like this in the 80′s?
I woke up this morning dying to see a girl rub her clit with her tatty’s. Enter Chessie Moore. (Fast Forward to the 2:40 mark)
After that, I really have nothing left to say… other than she eventually sucks Peter North’s dick.
Then again, everyone eventually sucks Peter North’s dick, don’t they?
On a related note… if you can’t jerk off with this music playing, you can’t jerk off to anything.
Just a month or so ago I was trying to find out who this incredible hot chick was. Today, I can’t stop beating to her.
Little Caprice might be rivaling Karla Spice in my eyes, and in my boners. It helps that she has no problem showing her bacon strip, and getting fucked. Those two things combined equals awesome.
I’d get to beating to her right now if I were you. These types of girls don’t come around often.
I don’t fall in love with porn chicks every day (yes you do). It takes a special lady to get my attention. (no it doesn’t).
It’s not often that I’m running through my RSS feed, and suddenly I find myself with a boner (dude, happens at least 5 times a day).
Ok, fine, parentheses! Yes, I fall in love with a pornstar every day. And, yes, it happens multiple times a day. And, of course each results in a boner.
But Kimberly Kato is damned hot, and really, isn’t that what we’re here for? Geez…
