When I heard that the cops came and took away Charlie Sheen’s 2 kids, I got really excited. Then I learned that they weren’t referring to the two “goddesses” that Charlie is living with. One of which is our very own Bree Olsen. By our very own, I of course mean, porn’s very own.

My issue is that there’s rumor’s swirling around from people who swirl rumor’s around that Bree is leaving the adult industry. Now, that’s pretty fucked up, considering he met her at a porn convention.

I’m pretty sure Melanie Rios was fucked by Charlie Sheen recently.

However, I think most pornstars were fucked by Charlie Sheen.

Melanie is a spicy little Latina’s, and you all know how much I love spicy little Latina’s.

Now, let’s all grab our dicks and get to beatin!

And to keep beating… go here, here and here.