I don’t know why I always get so excited about midget porn.

It’s just… awesome.

I think it’s because they’re really the only ones you can dress up in funny costumes. I really like when people are dressed up in costumes. Especially if those people are midgets.

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It’s not often that a title of a post is effective just by using a name. By now you’ve come to learn that I try (try) and put some life into it.
But, with Vikki Blows that’s all you need to know.
The exclamation point is there because I feel like it.

Thanks Front. I owe you.

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Mother of god, why is she so fucking hot?

Tori Black should be a librarian. So, I can look at her microfiche.
No, Tori Black should be a chicken farmer. So, I can harvest her eggs.
Hahaa… nope… Tori Black should be a toll booth operator. So, I can put my coins in her slot.

Winner!

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