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Why Aren’t You Reading James Deen’s Blog?

Cause you should be. James Deen is the guy you’ve never heard of, but have always had the unfortunate pleasure of blowing your load to at the worst moment when his dick appears on screen (Noo… no…. splurg!).

There is nothing I hate worse than blowing my load when a dude’s peen takes center stage. It’s like a failed beat session.

Speaking of, every morning in San Francisco, I pass The Beat Museum. It’s on Broadway and is for The Beat Generation of Kerouac, Ginsberg, etc. I laugh, shit you not, every fucking time I pass The Beat Museum. And, the fact that there was an entire generation dedicated to Beating fucking slays me.

What was I talking about? Oh, read James Deen’s blog. It’s genius and he posts photos of his dick inside of pornstars.