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Yo, I Gots to Get Laid Tonight

What I liked so much about Can’t Hardly Wait, was that Kenny “Special K” had to work hard to get sex on his graduation night. We all used to have to work so damn hard to put our D in the precious P.

Remember how frustrated you’d be (cause this never happened to me, sucka) when you went to the club and ended up with no vag to poke on at the end of the night?

Luckily, and I’m going to talk about technology again, we live in an amazing world. Where would we be without Adult Friend Finder, Ashley Madison, SexSearch and Fling?

Now you can easily find a chick in your area, meet up and get to fucking. I think this is the most underrated part of our society. There are websites where we can find people that want to fuck. Not only do they want to fuck, but they want to fuck right fucking now.

Um? Awesome.

Pick your favorite, become a member and start fucking whenever the hell you feel like it.

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My Nina Hartley Sex Lesson


I recently took a sex class from non other than Nina Hartley. Yes, I even get a certificate for participating. Nina Hartley has always been a sexual icon for me, and it was amazing to hear her speak.

The class was held in San Francisco in the back room of Good Vibrations on Polk Street. Nina Hartley spoke to a class of about 20 horny couples…and me. I was probably the only girl in the room that was spunky enough to attend the class solo.

She had charts that broke down sexuality by gender, submission/domination, kink, monogomy/pollyamory, how long it takes you to orgasm, how many orgasms you can have in a night, how much sex you need to be happy, etc. It was really interesting to see it all mapped out so well. It made me realize that I’ve been choosing sexual partners that don’t have the large sex drive that I do. It was quite a wake up call for yours truly. Apparently, I have a “short trigger” and my multiple orgasms deserve a partner who’s “present.” Thanks for the sexpert advice, Nina!

I even tried to talk to Ms. Hartley during one of the breaks. I was so nervous that I kept asking if other people wanted to go before me. When she looked at me with those big eyes and asked how I was, I immediately turned it into a business conversation. lol I’m such a dork! Do you have any pornstars you feel that way about?

Today my biggest priorities are to buy Nina Hartley’s new book and to sign up for a new profile on AFF. Now that I have the tools for better orgasms, I want to find a sexually compatible (lesbo) fuck buddy! Ah, yes. This should be an interesting weekend. ;) Details will cum later…

Posted by   lesbodojo

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Find someone to fuck tonight


Its never been easier to find hot ladies that like to get fucked all the wrong ways. Today, you can find a slut that lives right down the street from you with a click of a mouse. Internet dating sites like Adult Friend Finder and Sex Search have brought us into a new world of easy women. There are millions of men and woman promoting how horny they are and how they need a dick in their ass right now. It’s so much easier than getting a chick drunk at a bar and trying to talk your way into her pants, which I guess is step 2 if internet dating doesn’t work for you.

But this is simple; you go to the site, sign up a profile, and contact a dirty slut. If she likes you, then you’re banging that night. At least that’s how it went down for me. I recommend you to give it a try. Start Here

Posted by   CrackaAss

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