Crap. This type of monster porn gives me nightmares. Remember the post I made a while back about the dildo monster video? I think this might be worse.

This clip is part of Naughty Little Nymphos. I was searching with the keyword “Nymphos” on SkinVideo yesterday. My bad. I was feeling horny and this video just totally killed the mood. Monster Sex = Cold Shower x 1000

Most of the scenes from Naughty Little Nymphos feature men in costumes and/or masks fucking hot chicks. If you’re into that type of fantasy, check out this and this. Super weird shit.

The industrial sex appeal of a “metal mouth” has not gone unappreciated by the fetish community.

Girls in braces really lend themselves well to BDSM play. Think about it. Their teeth are bound and tightened regularly for perfection. …creating a throbbing pain. During a blow job, there’s a risk of ripping skin. Sometimes braces can rip up the inside of your mouth. A site called Beauty and Braces has this edgy niche on lock.

They’ve got thousands of erotic videos featuring amateurs (with braces) fucking. Curious? Check out free Beauty and Braces galleries here, here, here, here, and here.

You can thank your favorite lesbian l8r. xoxo

There’s nothing like watching a girl with a fine ass shake it hard on cam. There are endless amateur booty dance vids on youtube, guba, and other free sites. I imagine them bending over and asking for some deep dildoing, but that’s just me.

Lucky for you, I’ve compiled some hot booty shaking videos just for you. Loves it.

Free Booty Shaking Vids: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12

Free Anal Vids: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12

What is it about fisting and milk squirts that just go so fucking well together?

I found the milk fisting video above here on SkinVideo. This led me down a tunnel of hardcore milk fisting porn videos that I never knew existed.

They either open the pussy (or ass) with a speculum and pour or use a squeeze bottle filled with milk. After the vagina is filled to the brim with whole milk, you ease in the fingers and begin fisting. This is the type of porn you watch with buddies. Bro, check this out. Fucking sick!

For some free milk fisting porn, check out this, this, and this. Enjoy!

Thanks to SugarBank for sharing this delightful vagina pinwheel….

Abby Winters nude photography celebrates a simple beauty. Sure, watching a mystic tan whore pornstar shove 3 dildos in her ass is amusing for a bit but I prefer masturbating to artistic nude amateurs. These amateur Australian girls have natural breasts, hairy vaginas, and are actually smiling. Imagine that? Models who are enjoying the shoot!

If you’re picking up what I’m throwing down, check out some Abby Winters erotica for for free, here, here, and here. xoxo

As you know, I adore vintage porn. I came across this vintage gay bondage photograph and had to share with the class.

Did you pop your load yet? It looks like he’s about to.

There aren’t a huge number of places to find vintage gay bondage erotica. Lucky for you, NakedSword has compiled a vintage archive that covers bondage. NS should keep you busy for a while.

If you like homo vintage but prefer to skip the rope burn, then check out this instead. Enjoy!

What better way of celebrating 4/20 then by giving thanks to women who toke naked. I’d also like to give a special shot out to the creative folks at beaverbong who smoke a fresh bowl of juicy pussy daily. Clearly, they’re smoking for medicinal use, so it’s A-OK.

If you really want to celebrate tonight, jerk off to the erotica found on 420girls and beaverbong. Those are the best premium sites for hot stoner action.

Also, check out these flickr photos of non nude amateur babes smoking. And for our gay readers, check out these flickr guys smoking.

Every week I try to bring you guys the hottest girl on the internet, and I’m pretty proud of how well I do it. I mean, I beat to my own post. Actually, when writing, if I don’t beat to it, then I’m not going to post it. I wouldn’t want to do you that disservice. We’re here to keep you whacking. Well, on most days, that is. All is relatively slow in the hot girl world today. I haven’t seen many new chicks that I should alert you about, so instead, I’m bringing you some ugly ones. Why? Think of it as training. We can’t all go home with the hottest chicks, so you have to prepare for the ugly ones. I don’t want you get the wrong idea here. I’m not giving you atrociously horrendous chicks. Wouldn’t that be fucked up? (and kind of funny for me) No, I’m bringing you chicks that are like, “Damn, you’re ugly. You shouldn’t be ugly, though. Why are you ugly? It doesn’t make sense. Here, let me beat to you and see if you’re ugly. Yep, you’re ugly, but I’d fuck you.” I’ve actually had this happen many times in life. With that said, enjoy the ugos.

When you’ve had enough of the ugos, go here, here and here. Remember: God don’t like ugly.

It’s been awhile since I did a little searching through the millions of porn esque photos hiding on flickr.  For some reason today I just felt the need to dive in.  And everything happens for a reason cause today I found a fucking gold mine. RealMonsterSahh is the fucking man.  I think it’s a man anyway.  I mean either a man or a lesbian based on all the hot Multiple Hot Chicks photos there are.  And these aren’t just your boring photos either they’re all fucking hot.  But that’s not all don’t you dare not take a peep at some of his other great photo sets which include:  Boobs and Booze, Life Preservers, Self Shots, BBW, and Solo Chicks.  All are fucking as good as the previous.  I have a new best friend. I love flickr porn!

It’s been such a good year for nakedness, rehab, and booze. Can you believe it’s just the beginning of March? I guess March Madness isn’t just for basketball anymore. There are two relatively large non-pornstar porn hub-bubs going on right now, and both you should keep your eyes out for. There is also one non-pornstar porn out, that you need to beat to right now! See, Pornzio looks out for you. Not only do we keep you beating, we keep you informed. Informed, I SAY!

It’s with sad news that I report Antonella Barba was voted off American Idol last night. I tuned in, so you wouldn’t have to, and to that I say, “You’re welcome.” Once again, America got it wrong. Seriously, the reason that hot chicks get voted off and idiots win is because the perverts (you and I) aren’t voting, and the soccer moms are. If you want a reason for Taylor Hicks winning last year, and Katherine McPhee losing, then look at yourself. Sure, I won’t get to pull it during her 2 minutes of horrendous singing, but I might now get to pull it to her videos. Yes, both Girls Gone Wild and Sugarland DVD have extended Antonella spokesperson contracts, both around the $500,000 range. Hopefully, Antonella will realize that the country has already seen her naked, and she’ll need the money. Here’s hoping she’ll step it up. Click her pooping to read more.

In other news, it appears as if the Kim Kardashian sex tape will be released by Vivid Entertainment, and welcomed by me. Kim’s lawyers tried to sue, but Vivid doesn’t give a shit. Here’s the quote from Steven Hirsch co-chairman of Vivid, “I met with Kim yesterday and unfortunately, we didn’t even come close to reaching an agreement. We will now immediately move forward with the release. We still remain open to any further discussion with Kim as we would like her to benefit from sales of the DVD.” I’m not sure of the release date yet, but previews will be up next week on kimksuperstar.com next week. Basically, I
WIN! Click her hotness to read more.

Lastly, Kelley Hazell has a sex tape. If you haven’t seen it yet, where have you been? I am thoroughly disappointed in you. Step it up. She has boobs like no body’s business. I am not even sure how she became famous, or what she’s famous for. Her boobs are reason enough for me. Click her sex and sign up to skinvideo.com to watch the full length tape!