That really is the question.  I guess you have to ask yourself who thought of lube?  I mean you know romeo wanted to put it in juliets butt, but sometimes that thing is just too tight.  What will lube this thing up he thought to himself?  I’ve got it.  There was a big stick of butter with bread on the dinner table.  That’ll do it.  And now lube is everywhere and people are putting it in butts all over the world.

But just like fashion lube wants to get back to it’s retro days.  And leave it to the germans to bring it back.

Check out this video of butter fucking

I miss school. I never got to go a Catholic School, but lucky for me I had plenty of sluts to go around. I miss being able to skip 2nd period because I was fucking in the science lab. That’s when I garnered the obsession with skirts. I would pull my dick out of my pants, and she would move her panties off to the side. I would slide right in, and I would cum in a petrie dish. I was once told that this chick examined my gizz under a microscope, and 9 months later she became pregnant. I don’t think it was a coincidence. One thing inevitably leads to another, and every Friday I was banging cheerleaders. I loved when they wore their outfits to school and Friday was game day. Man, maybe I need to go back to school. Can I go get a second high school diploma? Is that possible? I should probably just stick to finding high school seniors on myspace… Anyhow, here’s all you need to get you through to the end of the semester. Enjoy.

You read that right.  And what the hell is wrong with japanese people.  I get that they want to be creative and do something completly different.  But what’s hot about this?  Regardless you must watch it.

Japanese Girl Shoots Milk Out of Her Ass 

As I watch this I’m standing up and clapping my hands. I mean Guage does a fucking handstand and plops her asshole right on this ugly fucker’s…wearing socks…cock. That is fucking impressive. Bravo…Bravo!
Handstand Anal Fucking Video

While I was in Berlin for Venus 10 last week, I came across some interesting gay lube. A cool new company called Starglide had come up with Organic, Dermatologist Tested, and very Edible Lube. There’s a huge range of flavors, but my favorite was the Prickelnde (Tingle) Cola. The Germans are odd. I love them.

A long line of gay men (and I: the hag) stood there and had the cola flavor squirted on the back of our hands. We all licked it at the same time. And you know what? It really fucking tastes like cola! I couldn’t help but think that this would be the perfect gay lube for a spur of the moment rim job.

Think about it: Cola flavored lube is perfect for times when you know you want to get to know him better without really having to get to know him.

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There aren’t a huge number of quality gay fetish sites that feature amateur spanking videos. BoyFetish has won Cybersocket’s Best Leather and Fetish Site Award four years in a row. It’s unique, authentic, and hard to watch if you’re not into the bdsm lifestyle.

I remember the first time I got spanked. 5 dominatrix women from San Francisco beat my ass until it was black and blue. I had a corporate job at the time, and I couldn’t even sit down. It was awesome.

If you like watching men get their ass spanked, jerk off to this, this, and this. If you’d rather watch a girls’ ass turn black and blue, watch this.

I’m on a twink kick. What can I say?

On my recent trip to Amsterdam, I ran into a producer named Ben Huller. He created the super cute porn site called PopBoys. This site offers exclusive gay teen video that’s a cross between japanimation, boy bands, and candy.

Yay for pop star boy candy. These young starlets will do anything to become a star. I only wish that they’d let the boys post hopeful mp3s (demos of them singing) on their profile page. That would be hilarious.

This french blog is a gold mine. No idea what the hell any of it says but with photos like this…who cares?

I really love finding these photos. I don’t know how I find them…but I just have faith that everyday…some random shit will make it’s way on my screen. I don’t know why but this makes me want to see Small Asian Girls getting rammed in the ass. But that’s just me. If it’s you too…here are some sites you’ll like:
Me Fuck You Long Time
Spicy Asian Teens

Have you ever watched a boxing match and one of the fighters just gets the shit beat out of him. I mean like his face looks like Sloth from Goonies when their done. I used to think that would be the worst pain to go through. Having a in shape man who hits like a truck ram his fist across my face. OUCH. That is until I saw these videos of guys and girls beating the shit out of a woman’s vagina. It’s called fisting. Urban Dictionary describes fisting as: the act or art of putting a fist in an ass or vigina, very popular practice among more evolved(kinky)gays. requires great care and huge amounts of lubrication.

I really need some help here. I mean if you read a previous entry about Butt Plugs you know I’m not a fan of having things chilling or rammed up my ass, but to even think about a fist. DAMN! And not only a fist, but a fist beating your vagina/ass like it’s Rocky beating a slab of meat. Or even worse a crazed black man like Mike Tyson who would give you a one two three combo to the clit and then fuck you like the little slut that you are. I mean if you’re fucking Mike Tyson you have to be a slut right? He’s fucking crazy. Anyway.

Again though, I don’t judge. If you’re into to it. More power to you.

Here are some galleries for the folks that love it or want to know what it’s all about.

A Ton of Fisting Action