How hungry are you today. I love fleshbot. They find some of the craziest porn out there. And since I look at way too much as it is. It’s good to have the help. Thanks pervs. I love ya. Anyway today they found a very interesting gay blog, Butts for Breakfast. Which features ummmmm……….Butts. So if you’re hungry. Have a bite.

Here’s what fleshbot had to say about the site:
Another day, another blog devoted to random, gratuitous body parts: Butts for Breakfast is a newish site whose sole mission is providing you with two scoops of lusciousness to start your day. The pervy webmaster describes himself as “a twenty-six year old boy trapped inside the body of a forty-six year old man” … which is probably an accurate description of most porn auteurs, give or take a decade. At the risk of sounding clichéd (or, worse, “so last century”), there’s nothing half-assed about his work. -RM

Dance too much booty in da pants:

Have you ever gone out on a date, and whoever you were with cooked you a grand dinner? A huge 3 course meal. You finish desert, and then think to yourself “Ya know? That really wasn’t enough for me. I need some more.” Tthat is pretty much how I look at anal beads and butt plugs. As if women didn’t already have a vibrating penis that puts any man to shame. Not to mention creates a peak of orgasm that no flesh penis can do. Since it can’t actually do a 360 spin and vibrate. As if that wasn’t enough, you have to basically tell us “I need some more.”

I need some huge round balls stuffed into my ass and then once you get them shoved all the way in there. I want you to talk dirty to me and pull them out. I mean the process alone is pretty retarded. Stuff … Pull … Repeat. It’s almost like working on the chain gang. Okay maybe not but still. It’s a pretty boring process. And with the butt plug. I mean that’s what it really is. Something you plug your ass with. That one I really don’t get. I mean I know there are a ton of nerves there that can get you off in the quickness, but it’s still weird for me. I mean try this if you haven’t. Go to the fridge, pull out a cucumber, and stick it in your ass. NO NO. Don’t take it out and start workin it a bit. NO. Just leave it in there. Then try to jack off with this thing stuck in your ass.

I know there are a ton of people that love this. And more power to you. But I’m in the small percentage of people that just don’t feel comfortable with things just chillin up in my ass. Call me old-fashioned, but I like the times when just trying to pull it out and put it in her butt, and then her actually letting you. Were times of huge achievement. You felt like a pornstar, and were the biggest pimp in the world. Times they are a changin.

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I realized today that I don’t put enough gay posts on Pornzio. So for today I figured I’d start with a Massive Amount of Goo. Our friends over at Fleshbot.com found this gay porn site and it has it all. Here’s what they say about themselves: “The GooGabberTM blogs, blabs, babbles and busts about gay porn, gay porn stars, and all things gay in the only blog you can flog your log to! Where Political Correctness takes a back seat to Cock ‘n’ Balls!

Fleshbot is a big fan and had this to say about JuicyGoo: In case you don’t check for updates at the inestimable JuicyGoo as obsessively as we do, we thought we’d let you know that there’s a new collection of amateur twink photos up as of this week, thus bringing the total of wankworthy galleries on the site to somewhere near the umptyjillion mark. If you’ve never visited the site before, we promise it’ll take you at least through the weekend to click through the archives to check out what you’ve been missing all this time—assuming your wrist holds up, that is,

JuicyGoo: Gay Porn Picture Gallery

If that’s not enough for you…there are always the hardcore videos over at Boyscasting.com