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My Favorite Met Art Girl – Loreen A

Toph — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 17:42:48 +0000

I know, posting Met Art girls is boring and dumb, but I literally cannot stop beating to this chick. I don’t know what it is about Loreen A that drives my dick so crazy, but damn she’s hot.

My dick is like a zombie when I see Loreen A. It knows what it wants, it will do anything to get it, and the only way to stop it is to cut of its head.

I seriously want to mail order the shit out of Loreen A.

Golden Girls Gone GILF

lesbodojo — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 19:29:57 +0000

Yes. It’s exactly what you think, my GILF & Celeb Fake enthusiasts.

It all started with a sassy curator named Lenora Claire. After buying the infamous nude oil panting of Bea Arthur, Lenora realized how much people were still in love with the Golden Girls tv show. People were clamoring to purchase the painting off of her. She decided to commission a group of artists to create erotic Golden Girl art and curate an exhibit.

The art is fantastic. Above is just a taste of what you’ll see if you visit the gallery.

The show is open to the public at the World of Wonder art space at 6650 Hollywood Blvd in Los Angeles, CA. There’s a $5 donation for entry, but that’s a small price to pay for something this rad. You can even add them on myspace here. …and flickr, here.

And to my Pornzio readers, “Thank you for being a friend. Traveled down the road and back again. Your heart is true. You’re a friend and a confidant. And if you threw a party. Invited everyone you ever knew. You would see, the biggest gift would be from me. And the card attached would say, Thank you for being a friend.”

Boris Hoppek Presents the Vagina

lesbodojo — Thu, 24 May 2007 20:58:26 +0000

This piece from Boris Hoppek‘s exhibition “I WON’T FUCK WITH YOU TONIGHT” is very eye catching. Boris is a German artist living in Barcelona. He seems to be obsessed with the ol baby bucket as a springboard for his (liberal) politics.

Some of his other work addresses mass production (specifically H&M), genocide, urban living, and hope. Boris is a multi-disciplinary artist; working with cloth dolls, urban graphitti, installation, performance art, photography and video.

Check out more of his edgy work on his blog and official site. There’s also a great interview with him here.

Etch-A-Sketch Porn

lesbodojo — Wed, 11 Apr 2007 16:39:13 +0000

Yes, my friends. This is the most creative porn I’ve seen in a while. Fucking Etch-A-Sketch Suicide Girls! wtf?!

That just shows so much imagination. You’d probably have to be very careful when you’re propping it up, as to not erase your porn. …or maybe just jack off over it? Check out this other sketch he did of the late Anna Nicole Smith…

I’m such a nerd for this type of artistic porno. Do you think he’d do an Etch-A-Sketch of me if I sent him a sexy photo? That would be so hot. Check out this etchasketchist’s full portfolio on flickr.

Penis Painter Tim Patch

lesbodojo — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 16:36:39 +0000

Ever thought of painting with your dick? Apparently Tim Patch beat you to it. The painter even calls himself “Pricasso.”

Tim considers himself to be the world’s greatest penile artist. Skeptical? Check out this video of him panting with his dick. You can view all of his penis paintings here. If you have $300 extra bucks lying around, Tim’s paintings are for sale, too.

Tranny Enema Painting

lesbodojo — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 15:56:41 +0000

I was recently introduced to tranny enema painting. Essentially you take a hot tranny and fill her ass with paint. The tranny pulls up her dress and squats on a canvas. She jerks off and blows the paint out of her asshole. Need a visual? Look no further than this video. Porn or Art?

Admit it. You’re slightly upset that you didn’t create this niche/art trend yourself.

Even there are people who jerk off to this, it seems more like art to me. This is the type of art you want to give to an evil boss. When you’re at the holiday party this year and you hear you’re not getting a bonus, think tranny enema painting! He’ll never know that it was made by a tranny’s ass, but you will. la la la

[tranny enema painting] [babe enema painting]

Lestai: Lesbian Hentai

lesbodojo — Tue, 26 Sep 2006 20:15:13 +0000

Lesbians and anime are two great niches that go well together. I came across lestai movies today and was fairly impressed. They have over 35 clips of lesbo hentai as well as 20 full length anime dvds ready for download. Lestai has everything from disturbing to tender erotic toons.

I love this artform best, as there are no sexual boundaries. Any type of sex is possible.

Post Pornstar POV Erotica

lesbodojo — Sun, 10 Sep 2006 00:38:44 +0000

When your hand can no longer jerk to unattainable pornstars, turn your focus to amateur girls who have shot themselves. No script. No tired looking models. ishotmyself is a fresh archive of hot ~~average~~ attainable POV (point of view) porn videos and photographs. Girls shoot themselves in the heat of the moment and send in their erotic art.

Check out these exhibitionist lesbians shooting themselves just for you.
Since user generated content is in the highlight of it’s twilight, you may want to jump on this bandwagon.

“Homosuperior, In my interior, But from the skin out I’m Homosapien too”

lesbodojo — Fri, 08 Sep 2006 20:19:06 +0000

That song comes into my head every time I chat with Tim (right) & Roma (left). Love me through it, okay?

This clever gay duo will keep you laughing between lube runs. Their commentary is fresh and they have all the hottest gay pornstars over to play. Episodes from the Tim & Roma talk show can be found on Tim & Roma’s blog and NakedSword. Be sure to swallow first, though. I don’t want you to spit out your ____.

On My Period…

CrackaAss — Wed, 23 Aug 2006 15:25:15 +0000

Normally I like to show you guys stuff that’s funny or super fucking hot, but today I have to change that up. I mean when I see a new kind of porn…regardless if you can’t jack off to it…I have the duty to show it to you. If you haven’t figured it out from the title…On My Period consist of porn movies and photos of (pornstar/bleeder) May Ling Su “flowing.” I had seen photos of this stuff before but mostly as a gag. These are full on movies that you can buy. Not to mention her photos and videos have been showcased at some art galleries in New York City. Here’s a brief recap of her description of the site:

When I began this project, I used the OB brand of tampon. The cotton string that dangled out of my vagina reminded me of a tail, giving birth to Devil Girl, the first of the personae that emerged on my period.

Raised in a Catholic environment, I was made well aware of “the devil” that lurked waiting to consume my innocence. The beginning of my menstrual flow marked my awareness of sex, questioning religious and societal norms, and the formation of my own identity. An external force when I was a child, “the devil” grew inside me as I bled monthly.

Umm…this devil bith bleeds like you wouldn’t imagine and then spreads wide and lets you see it all. Umm…I don’t know what else to say except to check out On My Period