I know, posting Met Art girls is boring and dumb, but I literally cannot stop beating to this chick. I don’t know what it is about Loreen A that drives my dick so crazy, but damn she’s hot.

My dick is like a zombie when I see Loreen A. It knows what it wants, it will do anything to get it, and the only way to stop it is to cut of its head.

I seriously want to mail order the shit out of Loreen A.

Crap. This type of monster porn gives me nightmares. Remember the post I made a while back about the dildo monster video? I think this might be worse.

This clip is part of Naughty Little Nymphos. I was searching with the keyword “Nymphos” on SkinVideo yesterday. My bad. I was feeling horny and this video just totally killed the mood. Monster Sex = Cold Shower x 1000

Most of the scenes from Naughty Little Nymphos feature men in costumes and/or masks fucking hot chicks. If you’re into that type of fantasy, check out this and this. Super weird shit.

This piece from Boris Hoppek‘s exhibition “I WON’T FUCK WITH YOU TONIGHT” is very eye catching. Boris is a German artist living in Barcelona. He seems to be obsessed with the ol baby bucket as a springboard for his (liberal) politics.

Some of his other work addresses mass production (specifically H&M), genocide, urban living, and hope. Boris is a multi-disciplinary artist; working with cloth dolls, urban graphitti, installation, performance art, photography and video.

Check out more of his edgy work on his blog and official site. There’s also a great interview with him here.

Thanks to SugarBank for sharing this delightful vagina pinwheel….

Abby Winters nude photography celebrates a simple beauty. Sure, watching a mystic tan whore pornstar shove 3 dildos in her ass is amusing for a bit but I prefer masturbating to artistic nude amateurs. These amateur Australian girls have natural breasts, hairy vaginas, and are actually smiling. Imagine that? Models who are enjoying the shoot!

If you’re picking up what I’m throwing down, check out some Abby Winters erotica for for free, here, here, and here. xoxo

I love strange and artistic porn the best. When I came across this weird dildo monster set, I had to share with the class. You’d be surprised to know that this didn’t come out of Japan.

If Doctor Who had made porn, this would be it. “Exterminate Virginity! Exterminate Virginity!!”

Honestly, I’m not sure whether to be scared…watch more monster dildo movies in horror…or search toy stores for a “dildo monster” of my very own.

Yes, my friends. This is the most creative porn I’ve seen in a while. Fucking Etch-A-Sketch Suicide Girls! wtf?!

That just shows so much imagination. You’d probably have to be very careful when you’re propping it up, as to not erase your porn. …or maybe just jack off over it? Check out this other sketch he did of the late Anna Nicole Smith…

I’m such a nerd for this type of artistic porno. Do you think he’d do an Etch-A-Sketch of me if I sent him a sexy photo? That would be so hot. Check out this etchasketchist’s full portfolio on flickr.

Ever thought of painting with your dick? Apparently Tim Patch beat you to it. The painter even calls himself “Pricasso.”

Tim considers himself to be the world’s greatest penile artist. Skeptical? Check out this video of him panting with his dick. You can view all of his penis paintings here. If you have $300 extra bucks lying around, Tim’s paintings are for sale, too.

I was recently introduced to tranny enema painting. Essentially you take a hot tranny and fill her ass with paint. The tranny pulls up her dress and squats on a canvas. She jerks off and blows the paint out of her asshole. Need a visual? Look no further than this video. Porn or Art?

Admit it. You’re slightly upset that you didn’t create this niche/art trend yourself.

Even there are people who jerk off to this, it seems more like art to me. This is the type of art you want to give to an evil boss. When you’re at the holiday party this year and you hear you’re not getting a bonus, think tranny enema painting! He’ll never know that it was made by a tranny’s ass, but you will. la la la

[tranny enema painting] [babe enema painting]

I came across this Perry Gallagher photograph today, and was very impressed. His lighting is almost as provoking as his fetishy subject matter and tattooed babes. This photo makes me want to update my profile on ALT.com so that I can find a beautiful submissive of my own…

My friend recently gave me the thoughtful gift of Motel Fetish by Chas Ray Krider. When you practically live in hotels (like I do), sexualizing lamps, bad art, mini fridge Hi-Balls, and starched curtains isn’t so out of the norm. Now enter into the equation: sexy models wearing vintage stockings, Agent Provocateur panties, and fetish heels. Erotic, no?

Every page of this book is filled with incredibly well thought out design, product placement, and retro underwear. He might be my new favorite American erotic photographer. Chas is certainly in the running with photos like these…

If you’ve jumped on the stylish hotel fetish, read/watch this, this, and this.