You’ve all seen the sideshow freaks right? The people that are suppose to look like a robot or a statue then they whistle or just move funny for you to take a picture. Then the smoothly slip out their hand or point to their tip jar. I’ve never been impressed with these people. Obviously I couldn’t get out there in the crowd and do that, but I still don’t see the skill and really don’t see how that was worth any of my money. That is until I saw the picture above. Now if that was going on when I walked down the street the first thing I’d do is grab my wallet and tip heavily. Shit I’d probably need a cigarette afterwards, but I’d definately tip.

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Normally I like to show you guys stuff that’s funny or super fucking hot, but today I have to change that up. I mean when I see a new kind of porn…regardless if you can’t jack off to it…I have the duty to show it to you. If you haven’t figured it out from the title…On My Period consist of porn movies and photos of (pornstar/bleeder) May Ling Su “flowing.” I had seen photos of this stuff before but mostly as a gag. These are full on movies that you can buy. Not to mention her photos and videos have been showcased at some art galleries in New York City. Here’s a brief recap of her description of the site:

When I began this project, I used the OB brand of tampon. The cotton string that dangled out of my vagina reminded me of a tail, giving birth to Devil Girl, the first of the personae that emerged on my period.

Raised in a Catholic environment, I was made well aware of “the devil” that lurked waiting to consume my innocence. The beginning of my menstrual flow marked my awareness of sex, questioning religious and societal norms, and the formation of my own identity. An external force when I was a child, “the devil” grew inside me as I bled monthly.

Umm…this devil bith bleeds like you wouldn’t imagine and then spreads wide and lets you see it all. Umm…I don’t know what else to say except to check out On My Period

Just say this new ad for Playboy in Brazil. “31 years of playboy” I just love the simple yet Bush in your face appeal this ad has. I kinda miss some bush once in awhile. Unfortunately my girl is asian and it would take her 31 years to look like that. Ah well.

As you already know Flickr is just the land of free porn. I mean if you can jack off to a still picture that is. Me I’m a video guy myself so I stick to the cocks flying in chick’s mouths and cum flying all over their faces. But like I said if you like the pics flickr is your spot. Today I came across a user by the name of Cool Cat and his photos are fucking hot as hell. I want to hang out where he’s at. His favorites that he’s collected are pretty fucking hot too.

Check em out. Cool Cat’s Photos – Cool Cat’s Favorites

Now right when I was getting sick of all the world cup girls, and soccer players fucking sluts, wet t-shirt world cup comes along. It’s a great lil viral site. You pick what lady you like, you soak her with water, then you watch her dance around. I mean there’s not much to it, but there’s nothing missing from this site. Not to mention you can win an ipod video if you want to take the time to sign up for some shit.

Check out Wet Tshirt World Cup

Anyone who knows me knows that I’m obsessed with the asian ladies. I don’t deny it. I got the yellow fever and lovin every minute of it. Anyway, regardless of my love for the slanty eyes…I do find asians fucking weird. And not like normal kid in kindergarten eating boogers weird. No…I’m talking kick me in the back of the head, as you shit on me, then fart in my face as you fuck another man kinda weird. And it’s that kind of weird that makes me so happy to be with an asian woman. I have no idea what any of that meant except for asians are weird and here’s a nice photo proving how perverted and weird they can be. This nice young lady turned a oridinary day at the museum with the fam into a “I’m a perverted slut” day. Or that’s just what I think.

For those of you who like the slanty eyes and the slanty pussies check out:
Mr Chews Asian Beaver
Me Fuck You Long Time
Tokyo Pickups

Now I know I just wrote about how phone sex wasn’t doing it for me anymore, but today over at fleshbot I found some phone sex that I love. Once you take a look at these videos you’ll want to run home and see if your girl will let you ram your cell phone up her pussy. Then she’ll probably ask you to call it while it’s in there. So put your phone and vibrate and shove that shit up some holes.

Here are a couple of other sites that love to shove random items into random holes on women:
Taboo Insertions
Sick Insertions

I love photography! And I absolutely love random ass photos that make me laugh and think “What the fuck is that?” And this photos did it for me. Check out some more beautiful photos from Kate and Camilla

I came across a site today called Icing Images that basically has an edible printing system available. Normally this wouldn’t fall under porn. For people with a normal mind this would be baby photos on cakes and wedding photos and bullshit like that. But no! The first thing that came to mind was sex celebration. This could start a whole new wave of anniversaries. Your first Blowjob, First time I came on your face, First time we had sex on the pool table, you name it…you can celebrate it now.

This could even fall into that lonely nerd category of fucking and tasting girls that you’ve always wanted but never got to fuck or taste. I can see the tagline now “Ever wanted to know what I taste like?” with a picture of a fat pussy staring you down. Why didn’t I think of this. Check it out.

Benny Benassi is a bad ass. For those of you who don’t know who he is the brilliant mind behind the music and the video that I’ve jacked off to more times than my Love Me Long Time dvd. The first video was called Satisfaction and you can check it out here. It’s still hot as hell. His new creation is called Who’s Your Daddy. The great thing about this music is that it’s not just great to watch, but it’s great music to fuck your girl’s brains out to. Check it out and you’ll see what I’m talking about.