We had a long office debate on whether or not this would be in poor taste.
Then we realize we were a porn blog, and just about everything we do is in poor taste. After all, the last video was whipped cream being shot out of a girls ass by farting.

Ultimately, we decided that people love Japanese porn, and people really love Maria Ozawa.
So, if we put a link to donate to the Red Cross, then it all makes it better.

So, when you beat to Maria Ozawa, do it with a heavy heart. Then open your wallets or arteries for the Red Cross.

Ok… here’s one more Maria set if you’re not convinced.

I see this girl every where. She’s on every girlfriend site, and anywhere hot Asians are.
Yet, I have no idea her name, or how to find more of her.

So, I’m leaving it up to you, Pornzio Readers.

You guys have never failed me.

I believe in you.

Ps… BOOBS!!!

I woke up this morning really wanting to beat off to Charmaine Star.

So I did.

Now, you can beat off to her, too.

You’re so lucky to be alive…

Alright, let’s be real here, if every hooker looked like this, well, we wouldn’t need girlfriends.

And, if every hooker sounded like this, we’d no longer need doggie whistles.

I love the way Asian chicks sound when they’re getting fucked. It’s like a chewy toy gone retarded.
The strange thing is, I now get boners when I hear the sound from chewy toys….

Enjoy the uber-sex Maria Ozawa! (and, I apologize for the strange music at the beginning…)

We all know how much I love porn and zombies together.

You know what I love even moooore? Asians!!

So when you combine Asians, Tattys and zombies I’m in boner overload.

Needless to say, I’m more excited about The Big Tits Zombie 3D than I was about Avatar.

And, The Big Tits Zombie 3D is probably not even actually in 3D.

Sushi Zombie!

YAY!!! ASIAN BITCHES!!!

I like when Asian chicks fuck, because they sound like how I imagine a unicorn crossed with a kitten sounds.

Now that shit would be magical and elegant.

And, you better fucking believe I found a photo of what that would look like!

(Now, fast forward to the 28 minute mark and tell you don’t think that’s how that cute little critter would sound.)