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Asian reality porn…

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Okay…I love me some reality porn. You got your dumb sluts getting picked up by the bangbus, The milfhunter tracking down sexy moms in the grocery store, and don’t forget your college sluts fucking at parties. I mean how can you not love porn when it brings it into reality. I mean they make you believe. If you have 200 bucks and a van. You can fuck a hot chick like this too. Every man’s dream right?

Well asian’s have something else in mind. They do somewhat of a retard version of reality porn. Not real life situations. More like asian stereotypes mixed in with porn. Take this first video, Martial Arts meets porn. Sounds great right. When I read it I expected to see some chick beating some dudes ass and then licking his wounds. Then he cums on her face and the world is a better place. But…no. It’s two chicks wearing kendo masks trying to test their skills of being still while another asian eats them out and fingers them. Yeah I know it sounds hot, but it’s not reality. I would have been happier seeing this video.

Now we move on to video 2. This one is a better step in the direction. It’s called Asian Mechanic Tunes up her man. This one sounded hot. I pictured her in her cover-alls and she tears them off as she sucks a fat cock in the auto body shop with cars all around or something. But…no. It’s a chick wearing a mechanic outfit that now has bright baby blue colors on it. I mean if that doesn’t say mechanic I don’t know what does. Then…there’s no cars…no shop…nothing. Just a dude that sits on a couch and gets a blowjob. Well they do fuck and she makes sure to keep the reality porn obvious by keeping on her “I’m a mechanic” cocked to the side baseball hat. Step in the right direction, but come on people.

Video 3 is the asian take on a schoolgirl reality porn. You know where the teacher makes the student suck his cock and then he spanks her and tells her if she tells he’ll flunk her out of high school. Yeah one of my favorites too. Well this isn’t like that so I hope you didn’t get excited. This is an all girls school classroom. The teacher comes in and tells them all to take off all their clothes…and stand up on the desk. They do…and at the end they look like asian nazi army members standing on a desk with hairy pussies. Well that’s what it made me think of. I know I’m fucked up. Regardless. Another shitty attempt at the reality porn. Come on now. I mean how can you guys be 10 years ahead of us technology wise, but so far behind with the quality of porn. So sad.

Okay this one isn’t really porn but it’s real “reality” mixed in with some asian sluts that take off their clothes in a public photo booth. I just through that one in there for fun. I mean who doesn’t like watching the inner slut come out in a photo booth.

Posted by   CrackaAss

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